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1. do not post pics of the celebs wearing so little that the mods close the thread
2. it could be a kids face next time.
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2 for starters....
rhianna
that guy from twilight
just cannot see the fuss.
Rachel Stevens. I don't get it
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She's attractive but seems totally android-esque. All the sexual allure of a dining table, I'm afraid
Weirdly I googled 'rachel-stevens' and that took me to Samuri's blog. So I'm guaranteed an argument with at least one person 😉
Angelina Jolie. She frikkin mings!
The majority tbh. Only a few I really appreciate.
Nicole kidman
Jordan/ Katie Price/ whatever she calls herself.... yes, apparently some people do!?!
That preening pile of evil, Cheryl Cole.
Can this include 'men'?
Lady Gaga
Daily Mash sum things up very well
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Debbie McGee
It includes [u]all[/u] men, CG. I can't understand how anyone would find any of them attractive. 😕
I'm lucky that at least some ladies do though, when it comes to my good self! 🙂
I used to really fancy that bird off Emmerdale, you know, the one what went mental I can't remember the character's name was a good few years ago now. Other blokes thought [i]I'd[/i] gone mad. 😳
men too CG 🙂
denis quaid and mr moustache from 3 men an a little lady would be my first nominations, but thats cos mrsconsequence has a crush on them
Can this include 'men'?
Don't be daft, love.
😆
mr moustache from 3 men an a little lady would be my first nominations
Tom Selleck? I'm sorry even I'd have his babies ... mmm ohhh Magnum (PI) 😳
EDIT: Uma Thurman is my female vote (weird weird feet too) & totally agree on the Katie Price - though does anyone find her attractive?
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I lust after David Tennant and Ray Winstone but most of my friends can't understand why. My line manager has spent ages asking me why i like david t.
Edit i was going to post up a pic of Ray Winstone, but then found one where he looked like phil from eastenders so that's the one ruined now 🙁
I lust after David Tennant
My wife quite likes him. Mind you, that picture does make it look like he's just sat down on a broom handle.
The majority tbh. Only a few I really appreciate.
Pretty much sums up my view.
Cheryl Cole
Kylie - sorry but I just don't find her "hot".
Kylie - sorry but I just don't find her "hot".
Eh, What!!! .... break out the stones.
The majority tbh. Only a few I really appreciate.
Pretty much sums up my view
Yep I'm in this boat
^ same! even kylie does nothing for me.
Julia Bradbury.
Johnny Depp....
Don't get it unless he's in pirate gear but then thats probably my 'men in uniform' thing coming out....
yes a pirate outfit is a sort of uniform
Chris Moyles
The majority tbh. Only a few I really appreciate.Pretty much sums up my view
Yep I'm in this boat
me too..
they all look like caricatures of themselves..
makes me shudder..
Phil Spencer, my GF adore's him, thinks he is the hottest thing to walk the earth. To me, he just looks like any other upper middle class man in there early 40's.
Binners - I'll argue with you, if samuri doesn't...
And I'll second Julia Bradbury, and add Gwynneth Paltrow...
2 for starters....rhianna
that guy from twilight
Each to their own, but I'm amazed anyone could not think Rihanna is exquisitely beautiful.
I was looking at pictures of Robert Pattinson for work this week and have decided he looks a bit like a young Elvis.
Boy bands. Really, what is the point?
definitely each to their own, i didnt find elvis attractive either 😉
cinnamon_girl - MemberBoy bands. Really, what is the point?
Yep, exactly..... x
A mate of mine used to right fancy Gail off of Coronation Street. 😯
Mind you, he also used to fancy Michelle in EastEnders. Poor lad. I think he's better now.
There's no point to any boy bands...except JLS.
(I knew I'd get them in somehow)
The Cole bird.
The Beyond-ce bum.
The KP/Jordan thingy.
Most TV presenters (apart from the French lass).
Majority of actors, pseudo-singers and Paris Hilton-wannabes.
Do you have the dolls?
Sadly no 🙁
Hehe I meant Darcy but I'm sure you can get Cheryl Cole ones
I do like Cheryl Cole.
I even think I'm starting to like the accent.
Nicole Kidman!!! If you watched the Golden Compass you'd change your mind BlindMelon...
that pseudo posh lass who gets middle aged men on here steamed up when she says spatchcock or licks cream of a spatula. Nigella?
those horrific entities of jordan and jodie marsh.
All of which is unusual for me as I'd normally even think about being intimate with a tall sheep with it's head stuck in a fence 😀
I've never got the plastic obsession, the Katie Price / PalmofthehAnderson types. I admire a curvy girl as much as the next red-blooded male and occasional female, but the pneumatic oompa-lumpa look leaves me cold.
Same the other way round, men who have work done and wax their chests and pluck their eyebrows.... Yak Yak Yak 😥
I have the dolls bagpuss. And I have four boxes of condoms each with a different band member's face. 😀
marvelous 
All still pristeen I should hope!
pluck their eyebrows
If you had my eyebrows you'd pluckin' pluck too!
All still pristeen I should hope!
Boxes never been opened!
just for bagpuss
the weird celeb that is
CARROT TOP
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he looks like bianca form eastendes on steroids OMG!!
Dear God!!!!!!!!!
I'm in Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uma Thurman.
Gawky beanpole. Horrid.
CARROT TOP
Jeeze, how many kinds of wrong is that? What's going on there? What's that all about?
Help me for I am frightened... 😥
he looks like bianca form eastendes on steroids
That is a truly, truly horrendous image. 😯
[i]RICKAAAAYY!!!![/i]
I feel really quite queasy now.
I dont get Megan Fox all the parts are there but it just doesnt add up.
How has Mick Jagger got so many women and in the same vein that ginger gimp from Simply Red
Mariah Carey...
What's that about???
The orange plastic ones.
Carrot top.
I dont get Megan Fox all the parts are there but it just doesnt add up.
That's a good one. I agree.
Also agree on Kylie. Hotpants notwithstanding.
Back in "the day" I always preferred Dannii to Kylie (despite her i's being too close together). These days they're both a bit scalpeled and botoxed for my liking.
Brad Pitt - never understood the appeal, nor David Beckham, even though he's a really nice chap in real life.
tazzymtb - Memberthat pseudo posh lass who gets middle aged men on here steamed up when she says spatchcock or licks cream of a spatula. Nigella?
You're thinking of Nigel Lawson. And yep, doesn't do it for me.
Mariah Carey - saw her in Precious and she actually seemed hotter as a 'normal' person than made up to the nines.
Angelina Jolie - a bit like a Magic Eye picture (which never worked for me btw), once you start noticing the constituent parts of her face, like the odd shaped lips, it's hard to find her as attractive.
Julia Roberts - looks to me like she ran into a lamppost, lips first.i
But to be honest, who am I kidding? Not only would I not kick 'em out of bed, I'd stalk them all, given the chance 😉
Oh, and to the Rachel Stevens pic - you kinda would....
Kate Winslet I just can't see the Attraction!
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As Terry would say "[i]she has a face like a Welder's Bench[/i]."
As Terry would say "she has a face like a Welder's Bench."
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
Yeah, Winslet, not my cup of tea.
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
Just dribbled with laughter! 😆
Julia Bradbury is a man in drag.
Cheryl Cole is a whinnying facile noblet.
And that one from Countdown. She's like a Pagani Zonda; In theory, everything about it is amazing, but in practice it's just a sack of shit tied up with string...
EDIT: And thinking about it, Mariah Carey, the self proclaimed 'sexiest woman in R'n'B. That women has t*ts like a spaniels ears...
Celine Dion is a bit odd looking.
Sandwich - Member
Celine Dion is a bit odd looking.
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carol vordeman- dear lord pass me a little bag to deposit my partially digested lunch in.
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Uma Thurman.
Gawky beanpole. Horrid.
+1
Big hands too.
Any of the plastic bimbos really. Usual role call that turn up to the opening night of anything.
Davina McCall I find her annoying and a turn off.
Kylie or any ginger ones.
Phil - I thought better of you.
When you're thinking in such a way, ask yourself... 'what would Uncle Jeremy do?'
Yes, you're right... He wouldn't objectify another human being.
This one from that programme about the transvestites
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the one from sex in city with a face like a boiled horse
Robbie Williams total arse!
All shite they are ... 🙄
As Steve would say, If she came near me she would have a face like a plasterers radio.
properly lolled at that (or am I just not down with the kids ?)
i find nigella lawson unbelievably annoying. and about as sexy as a bag of flower. munter.
sorry yeti, we're still heading down that strip bar tonight though yeah? 8)
There's no point to any boy bands...except JLS.(I knew I'd get them in somehow)
JLS suck, if it wasn't for all the women who buy there songs because they like the people in the band there would be no JLS. Cos there completely rubbish.
kate moss,
i just dont get it.
cheryl cole, shes alright to look at, but not sexy.
that bird from sex and the city, the horse faced one, no thanks.