Celebs you don'...
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Celebs you don't understand why others DON'T find sexy

42 Posts
21 Users
0 Reactions
317 Views
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Julia Bradbury for me.

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:05 pm
Posts: 7100
Free Member
 

Kylie


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:07 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

The orange ones. 😳 double negative confusion.

Tara PT.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:16 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Dylan Moran. Every time I say I fancy him people pull this face 😯

Hey he's funny and has floppy hair and an irish accent whats not to like.

For what its worth Derek I think she's lovely I'd rather be her than Kylie who seems to have lost her Oz accent - not that thats relevent I guess


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:20 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Julia Bradbury for me.

She has a habit of wearing a bikini and strolling along the beach while presenting 'Wish you were here...'.

I also think she's a bit foxy.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Michelle Roux Jrs sous chef.. whatever her name is..
and Mrs yunki goes all unneccesary whenever the Greg Wallace fella appears on the screen..


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:25 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

??


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:38 pm
Posts: 14
Free Member
 

Oh dear god - google images for the lovely ms bradbury, hoping for some bikini clad titilation, and i found
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:44 pm
 Nick
Posts: 607
Full Member
 

Cate Blanchett

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:45 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Ooooooooooh Cate's lovely!!

I don't think I'll ever understand men......

Less obviously sexy is much nicer than tarty surely?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:48 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Nah, the sluttier the better 😈


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 1:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Pends though dunnit? I mean, sometimes, slutty hits the button, but other times, I like the prim and proper churchgoing librarian type look. Really turns me on, thinking all the ways I can corrupt the respectable genteel Middle Class sensibility that kind of look suggests....

Here's the one I was thinking of earlier; Leah Bracknell who was Zoe Tate mad bird in Emmerdale.

[img] [/img]

Look, doing a bit of gardening and tstuff. Phwoooar....

[img] [/img]

I'm sorry, I know, it's gratuitous objectification and that. I know. I am a bad person. 😳


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:08 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Its given me a chuckle anyway. Seriously? 😯

Sean Bean in Lady Chatterleys then eh?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:10 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

The rougher the betterererer....


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:14 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Seriously?

God yeah. If I met a bird like that at a nice polite party at some friends' place, I'd have to try to chat her up. I mean, I know I'm probbly sposed to fancy some pop tart instead, but attraction is a strange and powerful thing; you can't really fight what your instincts and subconcious tell you.

That one out of Doc Martin too. Jeeze. I seen her once in Regents Park, but I was too frightened to approach her. Probbly would've bin arrested anyway.

[img] [/img]

In police uniform too. Oh my Lord... 😯

(Has to go for a little lie down)


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:17 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

:mrgreen:


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:19 pm
Posts: 77347
Free Member
 

The rougher the betterererer....

You must [i]love [/i]this place...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It has its charms :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:23 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Elfinsafety - Member
Pends though dunnit? I mean, sometimes, slutty hits the button, but other times, I like the prim and proper churchgoing librarian type look.

Definitely agree. My housemate is in the former, and I've never met anyone who can make sex so unsexy. Couple of my favourites that I get weird looks for mentioning at work are:

[img] [/img]

and

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:29 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Elfin fancies Zoe Tate - that is so funny.

+1 for Ms. Blanchett.

Greg Wallace - Jesus tonight that requires anti-psychotics does that.
It'll be Jeremy Clarkshoes next.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 2:45 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Forgot about Christina Ricci.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:04 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

Dunno why, she just does it for me.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:09 pm
Posts: 13330
Full Member
 

Lifer, who are those two?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

adh - who's she?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:15 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

She has a nice garden....

not a euphemism


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:18 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Alys Fowler off of [i]Gardener's World[/i]. I am [i]so[/i] rock n roll me.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:18 pm
 Mark
Posts: 4241
 

Just closed one other thread as despite the post title it was degrading into 'post pics of people you fancy' type stuff and we all know where that will lead.

SOme latitude is being given today. Don't give us a reason to take it away.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:19 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Laura Marling (folky singer) and Ellen Page (Juno, Inception)

Ellen Page is probably the coolest girl in the world.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:20 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

*hangs head*

I never realised a fully dressed Nick Heyward was so offensive on the eye....

its so not fair the boys spoilt it for me 🙁


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:22 pm
Posts: 3427
Full Member
 

Katie Puckrik.

Mmmm...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:25 pm
Posts: 31056
Free Member
 

Hey he's funny and has floppy hair and an irish accent whats not to like.

I can't do the floppy hair...

There's a meatloaf song in my head 🙂


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:27 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Can you say 'what's the craik' for me? No thats not how you spell it is it? erm........ crack.... criak.....


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:29 pm
Posts: 31056
Free Member
 

Craic!

It was ninety in the Isle of Man!


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:32 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Dublin City Ramblers?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:33 pm
Posts: 31056
Free Member
 

I remember Paddy Reilly and Christy Moore's version better. But, yes, that's the one.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:38 pm
 Moe
Posts: 407
Full Member
 

Zoe Wannamaker 😀


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:41 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

erm...

*holds hand up sheepishly*

... am I allowed to broker the subject of Lisa Tarbuk?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:50 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I'd do her with you.

I'm nice like that :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:51 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Right. I'll have my people call her people. I'll take it as read that your people are up to speed with this?

That's my weekend sorted 😀


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:54 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I'll stop off at Morrisons and get some whipped cream and chocolate sauce WHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:55 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

*constructs landing strip*


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:07 pm
Posts: 19434
Free Member
 

all shite ... 🙄


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 10:03 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

it was degrading into 'post pics of people you fancy' type stuff

we gotta get a shot of [b]Mark[/b] to post here 🙂 F-W-O-O-R 🙂


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 10:25 pm

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!