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Help me to help a friend remember bones and muscles through the gift of celebrity...
Things like:
Glutes = Kim Kardash bent over glueing her boots back together
Deltoid = Matt Damon on steroids pushing into a queue at the bar shoulder first
What you got?
Penis - Piers Morgan.
Elbow - That bloke from Elbow.
Hands - Bobby Sands.
Boobs - the Mitchell Brothers
Wow sectarian reference in 1st reply?
Humerus - not Jim Carrey
Calf - Paul Calf...
Pelvis....
Surely there is an easier way?
The Islets of Langerhans - probably somewhere where they'd film Celebrity Love Island
I'm already feeling quite sorry for your friend
Yep, starting to wonder what I have started.
Arsene Wenger
urethra Franklin
Patella - Funhouse's Pat Sharp being smeared with Nutella. Not for charity or anything, just because.
Femur - Fiona Bruce sharing a spaghetti dish with a lemur, a la Disney's Lady and the Tramp
Wow sectarian reference in 1st reply?
Common usage in our (Catholic) Secondary School. Still use it 30 odd years later and it still makes me laugh.
Sphincter=James Corden.
Neck - Michael Hutchence (playing at Twickenham now 😬)
Face - Dirk Benedict
Achiles - David Haye. Never seen a physical failure quite like that in sport before.
Pecs: John Major, doing Press-ups, having sex (with Edwina Curry!!??!!)
Triceps: A generic triceratops impaling the rear of one of Rex, the plastic dinosaur from Toy Story's tiny arms in a cutesy fight to the death
Latissimus Dorsi: Russell Crowe from Gladiator stripped to the waist, riding the back of a shark, holding on to it's dorsal fin for dear life as it writhes and thrashes, the splashes creating momentary rainbows of colour in the enhanced 4K quality sunlight, but despite Mr Crowe's immense grip, courage and vigour, his lungs are a weakpoint in this battle and he falls foul to the continued submersion and falls unconcious, whereby the shark goes in for the kill on his flanks and comes away with a rack of ribs.
Vagina - Jeremy Hunt
Clit Eastwood
Bloody autocorrect- that should have been
CLINT Eastwood. Obvious
Pecs: John Major, doing Press-ups, having sex (with Edwina Curry!!
Surely - stomach. Cos it would take a stronger one than I’ve got to do that.
Is disappoint! I was expecting an exposé of some z-lister not know an arse from an elbow.
Bile Duct - Katie Hopkins
Den Dodd and the Epididymis men?
Den? Ken Dodd died, you know.
Ken Dodd died, you know.
Did he?
Yes, sad isn’t it.
(thanks pp)
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Hands – Bobby Sands.
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that one would also help your mate if he needed to get his travel papers renewed whilst in Iran........
During the Islamic revolution of 1979, when the Shah was overthrown, the British embassy was not invaded like the American one (although Gholhak did shelter six US diplomats for the night, contrary to Ben Affleck's version of events in Argo). Instead, with the kind of wit not normally associated with Islamic fundamentalists, the new regime renamed the road it stands on "Bobby Sands Street", meaning its letterhead would be a memorial to the IRA hunger-striker.
www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2014/jun/17/britains-embassy-iran-reopening-how-long-this-time
Denis Penis and Tony Hancock (4, count em) could be go-to names
Sharleen from Texas : your solar plexus