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As in "Caquetaia"...
I'm down with the Cichlids.
3rd highest mountain from near where my family came from. And i was 3rd in our school 100 metres behind 2 quick Jamaicans...constantly.
Simon was already taken so I just made simmy up.
I can't see a thing without my glasses (or contact lenses)
I have no imagination when it comes to usernames.
Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday
'Til Tuesday were a great band, shame I never got to see them play. 😐
Because I'm not very creative. 😳
Because it is what I do.
My nickname has been muz for 20+years but its usually taken on most forums. The steve bits real.
Watchmen.
Olddog new tricks
I had just watched the movie Into the wild, my name is not Alex 🙄
Scientist and teacher.
Have to be crazy to do both jobs.
Also have assembled some mad bikes from my bike parts bin... Live, live!
When i first started online gaming my first name was badsheep but i got loads of sheep shagging abuse so after a running joke with the then gf about (dont ask i cannot remmder how that started) a llama living in her garden shed.
I changed sheep to llama, i like them as well there quiet funky animals lol
The old forum user database had been compromised/delete and we had to register for new usernames and passwords. I had a Stone Roses album playing at the time, this track. I think it was Chrstmas time, so it felt topical.
Only on reflection did I realise what an egotist I sound like if you don't know link the song... 🙂
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I'm not a football fan but my LBS sponsors the second team and members of my ex band play for them.
Bauhaus
Iain M. Banks
If it wasn't for me none of you would be here
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I like The Smiths.
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When I had a moustache the guys at work called me Stavros after the Harry Enfield character but Stavros was taken, so I decided on Stavromuller after the character in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but typo'd it. Sounds a bit sh1t now I've actually written it down 😳
My name is Ken so my school days nickname was easy. This is when wrestling on ITV was good, with the likes of Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Catweazle and of course Kendonagasaki with his mask 8)
I used to be a sergeant in the marines.
I used to be a sergeant in the french foriegn legion.
I used to be a sergeant in the sas.
I used to be a sergeant in us special forces.
I used to be a sergeant in the flying squad.
Non of that is true its my surname.
Fat Boy At The Back - name chosen well before Fat Lad clothing company appropriated it.
Couldn't think of anything witty.
I'm a West Ham supporter.
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My name is not roger, but my username of choice was already taken.
Very old football nickname. 'Gerr'it to Langylad on't wing'
Rata the labrador was our family dog for 17 years until she died in 2014. In between sleeping, eating and farting she handled all social media duties.
Have a guess 😀
It relates to ‘S and S’ motorcycle engines.
It was the bike nearest to me when I signed on.
Some nice bikes in the jobcentre bike shed were there?
Full of Dolans.
Back in the day, there was a trend on the Bikemagic forum to name yourself after you favourite cartoon character, I took IR Baboon.
When I defected to STW, I decided I needed something a bit different, but linked to the Bandito Boardriders as I was stalking PMJ at the time.
Crap really.
Smartarse think-I'm-clever pun on wild boar
A cycling themed tribute to Ewar WooWar, who sadly passed on yesterday, according to SaxonRider
Bush
Cos I worked with a set of clowns at the time of picking a name, Simpson reference (not anymore, changed jobs)
I don't like nettles
I thought carbon was amazing when it first came to the world of bikes & built a road bike with every possible part made from it then needed a name for Twiitter when it first landed. That boring & sad really.
As a youngster in a caving club, I had an appalling booze tolerance. This was tested on every club trip it seemed. The club secretary made all our lighting equipment and engraved something on everyone's battery pack to distinguish them apart. 'Yak' appeared on mine 😳 🙂
After many years of freeloading, at Christmastime I decided to become a new me.
So I bought a P, ditched the pseudonym I had been using, and switched to using my real name.
The very first online forum I got involved in was a car one and I owned a Fiesta ST at the time. I then owned a Focus ST, and I've used the same username since and for other forums too.
I'm not a saint.
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I grow a lot of it
After the incredibly addictive arcade / spectrum game of the same name...
Pre-hack I was Steelrider due to the majority of my bikes being made of the stuff. post hack it made sense to carry on my steel related moniker.
Back in the day, there was a trend on the Bikemagic forum to name yourself after you favourite cartoon character, I took IR Baboon.
When I defected to STW, I decided I needed something a bit different, but linked to the Bandito Boardriders as I was stalking PMJ at the time.Crap really.
I disagree. 😉
So I bought a P, ditched the pseudonym I had been using, and switched to using my real name.
Pleased to meet you, Mr Gently.
alex (my name) was taken and so was alexx... looking back now I'm not sure why I went for my actual name I must have got out of the random alias names.. not sure it was a smart move now I have a name with xxx in it.
I had been a lurker for some months but registered in order to sell my Scott Pilot bars.
I'm not actually a trolley dolly at all 🙂
My original username on here was my real name. Which didn't seem so clever when Internal Fraud started recording my non-work internet browsing...... 😳
So I was needed to be reborn, and remembered that someone had once described my bike buying tendencies as having "More Cash Than Dash" in a similar vein to "All the Gear, No idea"
It's me actual name.
With hindsight I wish I hadn't.
If I ever came back to posting regularly here (seems unlikely at the moment tbh) it'll probably be under a pseudonym.
Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Maverick: Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower.
I worked in a Zoo and 200 looks like ZOO! in numbers!
ENField Hard Tail. No longer live in Enfield but do still have a hard tail.
Hammy is the nickname I was landed with a number of years ago after a certain caffeine ingesting squirrel appeared.
As a username it was taken on the US 10R forum so the UK part was tacked on the end.
Someone once said I don't need 200bhp - just ask every ****er behind me 😆
Carried over to the UK one, GixerJunkies, here, etc.
It's not my real name...
I used to edit stuff. Then I got a lot more childish.
Ti(tanium) bike lover with Red hair. Obviously.
wicker-nuts was taken
Aldi energy drink.
childhood nickname was gonzo - it derived from my surname
then as i got older i became a bit cooler...especially when i was on the bike...so i became gonzy
i dont have blue hair or wear a leather jacket 😀