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Just my real world nick name. Used it on various fora over the years. not particularly exciting!
My name is Neil and I ride bikes.
wifes Jo I'm Jas.
My names Kha, and I am a Knight of Ni..
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Cajun spicey rice, simple everyday food from the Bayou around New Orleans. I spent a few epic weekends there watching American football, listening to music, eating and definitely drinking too nuch. Happy times. Its generally my forum name and called my sailing boats Jambalaya first of all.
Named after my dog...but I'm not going to tell you what his name was.
Mine came about because I groomed well before going out, had an affiliation for the finest 70s clobber and could apparently get away with advances on the fairer sex others couldn't. Then I DJ'd (in the loosest sense of the word) at a friend's party before he left for Australia and Pimp, Master of the Jazz (because I played an abundance of 70s jazz-funk and some jazzy hip hop) came about.
It was cemented as a DJ while dwelling in that there London where I played a few sets for London Surf Club socials (before the real DJs arrived that could actually mix) and became my [i]nom de plume[/i] in forumland on Bikemagic during the days of legend.
As a Dad with a 'proper' job it seems a little daft now, but there you go. I still like 70s shirts and jazz-funk, so I guess there's still an element of relevance.
I was an early adopter of ski blades many moons ago when i got bored of boarding/skiing. Suffice to say i was awesome at it so when people ask what winter sport i do/like i used to just say,tongue in cheek of course, "I'm a blader". I just added my football shirt numbers at the end to make it long enough for some other forums.
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Did have an alternative back before The Big Hack, when such antics were possible, but it kept causing login issues between different platforms, and after the Hack I kept this one.
I really wish I'd gone with the other one I used, I'm really rather bored with this one, although not with the book.
Having said that, there's another username I've got for other places, which I'd use for continuity reasons, given the opportunity.
I am the wookie of love.
I enjoy kayaking in Newport, Pembs.
Known as Pond or Pondy since I was a ickle boy - Pondo is a 21st century affectation of the same.
Is this a cunning plan to get Fred to reveal [s]his[/s] her new name?
Just feels appropriate on a number of different levels...
bear-uk - Member
Because I poo in the woods
We should hook-up.
Mine is really boring and self explanatory.. Year I was born and my first name and initial of surname.
Wish I had been wittier when I signed up many years ago!
its a very accurate description of the contents of my head.
I thought I was a Goon character but it would appear not. 😥
Wish I had been wittier when I signed up many years ago!
Until just now, I've always read your name as 1981Milked 🙂
That said I also read Scotroutes as 'Socrates' in my head, so maybe I've just got something munching on a vital part of my brai[b]<collapses>[/b].
It's was my icebreaker question at parties , instead of asking 'what do you study' etc I would ask them how their dad was .
As I got older the answers got a little more awkward so dropped it .
Mine's fairly self explanatory. But it came from a friends first reaction to seeing The Shed. I've used it for 15+ years on different forums. One of the band forums where we meet up regularly first did the shortening to BBS, which happened here too.
On forum meet ups, and by those people who have become good friends, I'm known as Shed. Outside in the real world I'm not.
bearnecessities - Member
bear-uk - Member
Because I poo in the woodsWe should hook-up.
Very niche...
Pimpmaster Jazz
Your name is forever in my head. At a former workplace we all had employee numbers that were also our log in for the computer system, payroll stuff, online training courses, all sorts of shit they made us do. Three 'random' letters and 6 numbers; mine was PJM11xx12 (better not reveal in case someone else works at the same place and the number's still live somewhere)
Oddly, it wasn't until just reading your reason why it came about I've just realised that your name is Pimpmaster jazz which would be PMJ, not PJM. Thus making my mnemonic utterly irrelevant.
Thankfully I'm over you now anyway so the discrepancy doesn't matter.
Can someone post a 'Cool Story, Bro' for me?
Shermer High is the school in The Breakfast Club, the greatest film ever made 🙂
I'm a displaced [b]Northerner[/b] who was living [b]in[/b] that there [b]Devon[/b] before a move up the M5 to Brizzle
2007 crashed in Morzine, tore ankle ligaments.
2009 crashed in Morzine, snapped off Tibial plateau (end of tibia inside knee).
2011 crashed in Wales, snapped off elecronon (tip of elbow) and with it a tricep tendon.
I really like elephants and collecting stamps
I'm neither green ,particularly smiley,nor a giant.Im thevresult of a totally spur of the moment thought process on registering.I'm Jolly green giant,for no other reason that my bike was a green giant xtc and that made me think of the green giant associated with frozen peas.....
Don't know.
A lot of my academic work centred on the Saxon world, and my ancestry is almost entirely drawn from the Germanic North. And I ride bikes.
Saxon + Rider = SaxonRider 8)
Cos I spend more time fettlin than I do ridin.
Or something.....
Die Fetten Jahre Sind Vorbei. A film about the Edukators.
It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.
First name Matt, second begins with a b. Always called it at school as a friend was Matt C. Someone already had mattb pre hack so I went with the bee & stuck with it post hack.
Exciting, huh?
Hopefully not really banned
Sometimes I worry that people take me far too seriously.
Is this a cunning plan to get Fred to reveal his her new name?
If you're alluding to who I think you're alluding to, then I don't think it is. Or at least, if it is, he's passed the Fredchdel Test thus far. At any rate, that user isn't a monumental pain in the harris. Spam-killing him and thus deleting his entire output for the last six months seems to have finally got the message across.
I expect I'll be proved wrong almost immediately now.
It's my real name...
... well maybe not, the title was bestowed upon me by a very dear friend (who passed away far too young, 12 years ago) who was known as the Earl of Cambridge (maybe not his real name either). It referred to where I lived at the time.
Joined up with the name I've used on forums since the year 'dot' (about 1995). Didn't visit for a while, and couldn't remember my passowrd, so re-registered in the name of a domestic pet.
Anyway, I'm really keen to find out if "Fathomer" originates from:
a) Fathom-er, as in one who fathoms things out;
OR
b) Fat-Homer - as in
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(I've been meaning to ask for ages...)
I didn't want a trying too hard to be funny username so just used my surname in reverse.
Well, hello Mr Myrag.
its what i rode at the time 🙂 ... Stumpjumper m4
I loved mine.
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After doing Liverpool to Leeds in a day:
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Well, hello Mr Myrag.
Wax on, wax off.
I am big and gorgeous
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South Park
That simple. Old forum name I've been using since the show started and just stuck with it as can't be arsed to think up a new one.
Though the joke is well worn (they stopped killing Kenny years ago, at least regularly).
As I say sometimes - I'm not dead (I think), and my name's not Kenny 😉
I'm sh1te at jumps
It's how my ex's 2 year old daughter used to describe me. I may be hairy but I don't think I'm scary.
Well, hello Mr Myrag
Hello, but it's M'yrag, Papa was Flemmish
Daughter called me this when she was about 3 or 4.
Kinda stuck.
Hello, but it's M'yrag,
Myrag was funnier in my head, but I'm a bit special like that.
Hello Mr M'yrag 🙂
When I joined my first internet forum it asked me for a username and I looked out the window and saw our regular blackbird. He had been visiting since he was a juvenile and had been dubbed 'scruffy'.
He was the first thing I saw so that was my name.
When I joined here I wanted a new user name, Scruffy was the name of the janitor in Futurama, and as we learned in Family guy the new janitor will be Sweepy.
tomhoward - Member
I really like elephants and collecting stamps
I [i]knew[/i] it was something like that 🙂
I read the "curious incident of the dog in the night" I think it was in morzine (had read my book and CIDITN had been left in the chalet so I swapped as it looked the least crap book there) and thought it was brilliant/hilarious that your brain lied to you all the time.
saccades is the eye moving from fixed point to fixed, however the brain can't cope with the moving picture so it turns off/ignores what you see whilst the eye is moving and puts a nice picture of what it thinks is there instead (kinda).
A bit like when the A-team break into a place and put a polaroid over the security camera.
My old avatar name (manaic5) was a 1 off story in 2000ad that is a better name as a kid I feel. Saccades was pretty much untaken on the web too.
TOTT
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For my skillz inventing hair tools..
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I feel I should. But I think really there is no good or easy explanation. It was just something that was in my head when I filled in the webform all those years ago and now I'm stuck with it...
Lady G - and there was me thinking you were related to Sir Nigel.
I'll leave you all to guess.
shitpipe
It's a cod gaelic version of my nickname Big Gordi - gordimhor
BJ was taken.
Cos it's what we all? hope for when going for a blast!!
An old employer, many years back, just as we were starting to use email and unable to access work server other than in the office(!), set up an email account for all staff of myname_outandabout at hotmail.com. When I left I just kept it as my email account.
Mine is a contraction of "why don't you deride her", because that is what I was saying to General Caulfield whilst I was setting up my profile on the site.
As an aside, I live close to [url= http://www.buildingsatrisk.org.uk/details/905225 ]this[/url]. Mind you, I didn't when I picked the name, but I kept cycling back and forth over the Corrieyairrack.
Real names Barry, get called Baz by some people. Years ago I worked with a guy who took great delight in carrying out suprise attacks on me to check my reflexes ( think Kato from The Pink Panther..). One day he hid in a service lift that I mistakenly thought was too small for a person to hide in, when I opened the door he launch at me shouting "bazwadah!". Use it a lot as it tends to be available as a username
My FIL used to say I'm like a squirrel. Long periods of inactivity and occasional frantic bursts of full-on action 🙂
I have feet
I like cheese
I rode a Spooky Bandwagon. Frame number was b329.
Sold it about 13 years ago...Matt Black with Green Marzocchi's. Who's got it, someone must have it lying in their garage!
It's a CNC machining centre I worked on many years ago.
Creaking Door is the name of the Lancaster bomber in the novel Bomber by Len Deighton.
If you only ever read one more book, ever, make it this one.
Lived in St Georges Close
Pimpmaster JazzYour name is forever in my head. At a former workplace we all had employee numbers that were also our log in for the computer system, payroll stuff, online training courses, all sorts of shit they made us do. Three 'random' letters and 6 numbers; mine was PJM11xx12 (better not reveal in case someone else works at the same place and the number's still live somewhere)
Oddly, it wasn't until just reading your reason why it came about I've just realised that your name is Pimpmaster jazz which would be PMJ, not PJM. Thus making my mnemonic utterly irrelevant.
Thankfully I'm over you now anyway so the discrepancy doesn't matter.
Can someone post a 'Cool Story, Bro' for me?
Seems apt. And I'm touched. 😆
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... master of none.
Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday
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Basically a word me and a mate coined decades ago at school.
The reason why I ended up using it on here was because we'd both bought tickets to do the Isle of Man E2E a few years ago but he buggered his knee in training so we had to drop out and sell our tickets, which we both thought was a bit devash.
As a long time lurker, I signed up on here to put my ticket on the for sale forum and ended up sticking around.
I like boiled eggs,
This was my nick name on a site I worked on and was scrawled on my hard hat, locker & tool box.. Created by shortening Ricardo to Cardo
Its a more pleasant name compared to some of the others that were handed out and stuck to my colleagues.
Errmmm.
Used to do lots of motorbike track days and the first corner at knockhill always scared the crap out of me. Found I've been miss-spelling it for the last decade this week and it should have a double 'f'... Doh!
I was jimbosussexmtb before the hack
Then I bought a cove hummer
I used to be a dentist, and liked hurting people...but they made me stop:(
My wings are like a shield of steel..... Obvs
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Because I work with trees.
And pre hack was something like tim_b, which sounds much the same if you pronounce the b phonetically.