[Closed] Car parking rant !!!!!

I just didnt know what to do.

I would but i would lose my job and id rather keep a roof over my kids heads than do that!!

spitting is found to be offensive by most folk and will help escalate the situation

Feel for you though there are ass hats everywhere - nothing much can be done about it sadly.

Should have stuck a banana up her[s] fanny[/s] exhaust pipe. That'dve learned her.

How would your employer know?

I would of kicked the **** out of their car. if he had got out to complain i would of kicked the **** out of him too.

I'd have smashed my door into hers as hard as i could and got it repaired later. It would have made me feel better. I ****in hate that sort of thing once is an accident but that behaviour would have sent me over the edge 👿

I would of been fuming as well. If it was me I would of got there car keys and threw them across the car park and drove off.

CRB check I assume DS

It was the way they were laughing at it that sent me nutts

CRB check I assume DS

what is wrong with some people?

Lazy & Stupid & Rude & Too Big To Get Into Her Own Car.

what a miserable life that woman must have. . . .

oh you can bet a woman like that would soon whine if you did anything back DS

So do the whining first.

nope actually I'm in the RAF and having just been promoted it would look good to my superiors if Im getting arrested for GBH

*call in the air strike*

this is why i tend to park in the furthest corner of the car park, the stupider and fatter the person, i find that they have to park closer to the doors.

I said give her a slap, not batter the **** out of her! A little bit of a difference. Perhaps you did the best thing.
Is the car OK? I used to work in the trade, I could recommend some bodyshops in the Chester area if you want.

Note the reg and report them to the polis

Ask yourself.... what would Begbie do?

Boils my piss too - I always try to park away from others for this reason. My wife left her car in a supermarket carpark and came bam to find the offside wing stoved in - some **** hit it and did one.

What you need to do is keep a tub of curry powder in your car for these occassions. Folk start their shite and you pour the stuff into their air intake. Job done.

you fell for that story when your wife crashed [reversing??] .....beginners error 😉

Always park with the passenger door right on the white line, and then it makes the space next to you smaller, thats if you can reverse into a space, if youre a man that should be easy.

LOL.

As for parking we have 11 spaces at home, a neighbour, has the habit of smacking everyones car next to him with his door,so now there is always a space next to his car left empty

Until a visitor parks there and doesnt park there a second time.

As for parking we have 11 spaces at home, a neighbour, has the habit of smacking everyones car next to him with his door,so now there is always a space next to his car left empty

DS you need to think big here so you need to get three really shitty cars from the scrap yard and park one either side of him and the third at the back.
Someone did this once where i lived in manchester [ the door hitting bit] and a neighbour just torched the car one night. They torched his next one as well forst day he got it. I moved and I dont know how it ended but not well would be my guess.

Someone did this once where i lived in manchester [ the door hitting bit] and a neighbour just torched the car one night. They torched his next one as well forst day he got it.

should have just calmly walked around her car taking pictures making sure you got the regs and then made an insurance claim - would have wiped the smile off her face.

You could just perhaps park in the dedicated bays , singled out for women with children, as a man parking in one is seen as a pervert, especially when he actually has a child in the car with him.

The trick is to take up two spaces - no-one parks near you then 🙂

Cars have tyres, with air in them. Negate this situation.

The trick is to not give a sh**, it's only a car. 😛

don simon - Member

The trick is to not give a sh**, it's only a car.

I remember an old chap scraping my car when he drove out of his parking space - he was quite amazed when I said don't worry, it doesn't matter, my car's 15 years old.

I was precious about mine until some twunt put a big dent in the front wing. I could have called the insurance but what the heck, life's a little too short.

All the cars I have ever owned came with dents and scratches as standard 😉

Why do people who park in the disabled spaces always walk fast into a shop as if theres nothing wrong with them, and why do they all seem to drive BMW,s, or qashqis, (the nissan thing).

Think I would have been putting a few size 10 dents in their rear quarters and wings.

How about those people who purposely like park ON the line of the parking space, literally taking 50% of two different spaces each. F OFF!!!

An apple or spud pressed firmly into the exhaust would have been funny. Splutter splutter.

I parked up at the local supermarket...

You did what?

Do you mean you parked?

(yes I know the illiterate dicks at the BBC also write 'parked up')

I carry a valve core remover for just these type of incidents .
Takes what , 5 seconds to remove the valve core and whooooosh the air is gone.
Never had to use it ,and not sure if i actually would, but if some fat lump of lard deliberatly opened their car door into mine i would be very tempted .
Many moons ago I used to spend my time carp fishing , and a product called Garlic oil was used as a flavour enhancer . Apparently a few drops of this into te air intake below the windscreen gives a gentle reminder for the next few months .
I would change supermarket to a slightly more expensive one , if one is available locally. I cant imagine Waitrose customers doing that sort of thing

classes as an accident, take her registration (blatently in front of her) and tell her that her insurance company can expect a call from you insurance company for the costs of a new door. she may well drive off in a huff, which is leaving the scene of an accident without exchanging details, which is a criminal offence.

That or put something solid through her window, or rip her wing mirror off, and drive off.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/people-who-know-how-to-f*cking-park-on-brink-of-extinction-20070912397/

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Cars are mass produced disposable items.
It's going to be weighed in within 5 years or so anyway. Does it really matter if it gets a few dents before then.

I dont get people being "precious" about their cars, and i certainly wouldnt loose any sleep if i got a minor ding in mine, (its french, dents look good on a french car) but i cant believe that people have such little respect for other peoples stuff.

Car park fatty would have annoyed me just because she sounds like the worst type of excuse for a human.

and just because YOU dont look after your car, why shouldnt you respect people who do look after their own car? (MTQG and Lady whatshertits over on page 1)

MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member
Cars are mass produced disposable items.
It's going to be weighed in within 5 years or so anyway. Does it really matter if it gets a few dents before then.

No it doesn't, unless you are not the person who is going to scrap it, in which case it is going to cost you money. I agree it isn't the damage though, it is the total lack of respect for someone else's property which is so unbelievably infuriating.

The trick is to take up two spaces - no-one parks near you then

when people do this in a busy car park I just pull straight in next to them, then get out the rear door of my van. If they cant get in or out of their car its their own fault.

I'm trying to look after my new car (T reg 🙂 )but my old car (M reg ) had a number of dents and minor scratches, none of which were caused by me. Was I bovvered? Nah, it still worked - could get bikes in it and drive somewhere, added character I reckon.
(wonders who's precious enough to be out cleaning their cars on a Sunday morning?)

And for the record, I don't do the take up two spaces thing (I am very good at parking 😀 )

Reverse parking too? 😉

don simon - Member

Reverse parking too?

Lady Gresley popping down to waitrose earlier 🙂

My ex works in a supermarket and parks at work .Her car is beaten to hell by crap parking and free range trollies and carelessly opened doors

yes its only a car.. and yes its only a bit of a dent but if some lardy pathetic fat burden on society takes it upon themselves to damage my property and not give two hoots about it I will not shrug it off. Oxygen thieves who just don't care about other peoples property should not be allowed to live

Straight down to the police station and report them for failure to give details after an accident, that would give them a headache for a while

I dont know. I take your point, but I dont understand how we can put loads of high speed lumps of metal in such confined areas and not expect the odd scrape. Getting het up about it will just stress you out.

yes its only a car.. and yes its only a bit of a dent but if some lardy pathetic fat burden on society takes it upon themselves to damage my property and not give two hoots about it I will not shrug it off. Oxygen thieves who just don't care about other peoples property should not be allowed to live

Straight down to the police station and report them for failure to give details after an accident, that would give them a headache for a while

I get the feeling the police might not be too interested. They have other, more important, things to be doing.

Oxygen thieves who just don't care about other peoples property should not be allowed to live

Straight down to the police station and report them for failure to give details after an accident, that would give them a headache for a while

So do you want them dead or just have a sore head for a bit? Or do you mean a sore head that progressively gets worse until they die?

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MidlandTrailquestsGraham - Member
Cars are mass produced disposable items.
It's going to be weighed in within 5 years or so anyway. Does it really matter if it gets a few dents before then.
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Its the fact she laughed in my face that bothers me more than the dents!!

Although its only a car there was a statistic somewhere which said that it was a persons second most expensive purchase after a house.

I certainly dont want parking dents down the side of my car anyway.

oh and it was a waitrose for the poster way above who said shop somewhere more upmarket !!

KA driver in Waitrose,obviously wrong demographic, and probably shop lifters, to boot.

Renton, these people are scum, ignore them or you will let them win by being angry. Next time grab the trolley and throw it at the windsc...no don't as you are better man that.

You sound like your blood is boiling, get on your bike and go for a quick 30 minute blast -anywhere and go fast till your brain can't think.

Also reminded me never to spend huge amounts on a car again. Police won't do nothing, these people lie.

Karma? like magic- it doesn't exist.

If it helps, these people will die.

All the best and smile! 🙂