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Remotely controlled anal beads turned up to MAX!!
Who knew saying racist things can come across as being racist
"No no no! I'll say it again. My recent delve into hobby-spearfishing in the channel has nothing to do with rubber dhingys, it was a complete accident"
"As part of the court order I've been given this guide dog (whistle)"
"Even my owner can see through this charlatan".
The old favourite "She's turned the weans against us!"
Fits any Lozza the Loser picture.
“Paedos? What paedos? Some of my best friends are paedos. I even have the matching glasses”
'I really wish my handler hadn't pushed the broom handle so far in today'
My meds ran out ! It was him, not me, or was it me ?
"This is ridiculous. Some of my best guide dogs are black for goodness sakes."
When I named my dog after the one on the Dambusters I was not being racist
"i'm not a racist, but......"
"Ooo, Betty"
EDIT: Cutting edge reference for the kids there...
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"Even I can't quite believe that I used to have sex with Billie Piper"
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"No, no, no I said - the n*****s are the West Indians. These people are w**s."
Mental Health crisis ?
What do you mean you're cancelling me? I don't belieeeeve it!
Max has let himself go

I've managed to take the prize of 'billie pipers worst ex-husband' from DJ Chris Evans and it wasn't easy....
Every time I think of my cousin Emilia my under trousers shrink a little.
"But the real eye-opener was a specific email he was forced to disclose. On the subject of his declining acting career (due to becoming an edgelord on Twitter, now known as X), he wrote: “I’m getting a huge wad of cash for this game, and I suppose it’s better to be hated and rich than hated and recently fired from Asda.”
Our barrister, following up, asked: “What is the game, Mr Fox? How much do you earn from [political party] Reclaim?” His reply: “£250,000 a year.” As Marina Hyde pointed out in her column on Tuesday, the uber-rich Brexit donor Jeremy Hosking funds the Reclaim party."
This article is quite the review -
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/01/laurence-fox-high-court-online-abuse-libel-action-defamation
