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Caption Competition - Laurence Fox

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So many opportunities. Give us your worst 🙂


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:09 am
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Wah wah wah wah


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:24 am
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Remotely controlled anal beads turned up to MAX!!


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:28 am
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Who knew saying racist things can come across as being racist


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:31 am
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"No no no! I'll say it again. My recent delve into hobby-spearfishing in the channel has nothing to do with rubber dhingys, it was a complete accident"


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:33 am
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"As part of the court order I've been given this guide dog (whistle)"


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:34 am
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Racist


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:35 am
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"Even my owner can see through this charlatan".


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:36 am
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The old favourite "She's turned the weans against us!"

Fits any Lozza the Loser picture.


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:39 am
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“Paedos? What paedos? Some of my best friends are paedos. I even have the matching glasses”


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:43 am
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'I really wish my handler hadn't pushed the broom handle so far in today'


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:45 am
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Posted : 31/01/2024 9:58 am
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My meds ran out ! It was him, not me, or was it me ?


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 10:32 am
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"This is ridiculous. Some of my best guide dogs are black for goodness sakes."


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:09 am
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When I named my dog after the one on the Dambusters I was not being racist


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:11 am
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"i'm not a racist, but......"


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:16 am
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"Ooo, Betty"

EDIT: Cutting edge reference for the kids there...


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:19 am
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Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo”
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?

 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:32 am
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cant


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:35 am
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"Even I can't quite believe that I used to have sex with Billie Piper"


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 11:47 am
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Posted : 31/01/2024 11:51 am
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"I used to get to sleep with Billy Piper, now I'm reduced to fingering guides dogs"


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 12:24 pm
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"No, no, no I said - the n*****s are the West Indians. These people are w**s."


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 12:24 pm
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Mental Health crisis ?


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 1:17 pm
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What do you mean you're cancelling me? I don't belieeeeve it!


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 1:39 pm
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Max has let himself go

Max Headroom and the Strange World of Pseudo-CGI


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 1:57 pm
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I've managed to take the prize of 'billie pipers worst ex-husband' from DJ Chris Evans and it wasn't easy....


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 2:24 pm
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Every time I think of my cousin Emilia my under trousers shrink a little.


 
Posted : 31/01/2024 9:14 pm
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"But the real eye-opener was a specific email he was forced to disclose. On the subject of his declining acting career (due to becoming an edgelord on Twitter, now known as X), he wrote: “I’m getting a huge wad of cash for this game, and I suppose it’s better to be hated and rich than hated and recently fired from Asda.”

Our barrister, following up, asked: “What is the game, Mr Fox? How much do you earn from [political party] Reclaim?” His reply: “£250,000 a year.” As Marina Hyde pointed out in her column on Tuesday, the uber-rich Brexit donor Jeremy Hosking funds the Reclaim party."

This article is quite the review -

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/feb/01/laurence-fox-high-court-online-abuse-libel-action-defamation


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 12:29 pm
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The dog is saying:  "Can someone get him to stop blowing that whistle?"


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 8:54 pm
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I'm blind Ant !


 
Posted : 01/02/2024 8:59 pm
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