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Tweeted by Derbyshire Council today.
"If I arrive going fast enough speed it'll just glide under on a cushion of air"

Seriously - that's proper wrecked I hope the driver gets a lot of points and a large bill for doing it.
The sat nav said straight on
Also: the High Peak trail is now closed:

Also: the High Peak trail is now closed:
In that case "driver complains high peak trail not high enough"
Cyclists' route causes severe damage to lorry.
Second one: 'I told you Ebikes were damaging the trails'.
I reckon it’ll just squeeze under he......shit!
Police are asking if anybody witnessed a person or persons making off with approximately half a path
Ton's bunny hop causes disruption for passing motorist.
fly[over] tipping blocks road
"Opps,I thought the sign said 14.3 meteres".
"You want to take that one back mate, it's ****ed".
"Told you I could get past the bridge"
"I was aiming at the troll".
in that case “driver complains high peak trail not high enough”
If this comp was a WINdow then you just swang (?)swung (?) swinged(?) through it like a yodeling Tarzan, with one arm on the vine and the other one easily carrying a clutch of curvaceous Conchitas against effortlessly-flexing pecs.
That's going to be a nice insurance claim!
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Derbyshire County Council finally cease work on Rushup Edge to fix some proper roads
That’s going to be a nice insurance claim!
Doubt it. Try hitting a live train track/bridge FTW!
Edited to add:
1. Mercedes Sprinter impacted with a bridge. Cost of repairs totalled £2,937. The claim for disruption was £283,747.
2. A DAF 18T Tipper hit a bridge. Repairs totalled £6,542. The claim for disruption was £149,408.
Thing is the lorry was from a company probably less than half a mile away from the bridge, you would think they might know the height. Also I think the bridge is listed!
There is a railway bridge a couple of miles where I live and I've seen several lorries stuck under it. It's actually happened that much there is now a permanent matrix sign giving the height in feet and meters and yet still a couple of weeks ago a lorry was stuck under it with the police present and Railtrack inspecting the bridge.
Cyclists’ route causes severe damage to lorry.
Win.