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from last weekends Nordscheife 24 Hour Race.

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(usual 'no actual prizes' rule applies)

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:50 pm
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Damned phal.

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:53 pm
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i was just driving along.

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:55 pm
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not a caption....but is that Kryton driving home in a mad dash feeling the after effects of the Phall he ate?

EDIT: Dammit!! beaten by bearnecessities!!

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:55 pm
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"Steering's gone a bit light."

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:56 pm
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Ali Baba's Flying Carpet was well disguised as a BMW, but the sudden localised sand storm did raise suspicions.

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 12:56 pm
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"Michael, I told you there were issues with the turbo boost button"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:04 pm
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need - roads. "

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:11 pm
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"I just KNEW that this was the wrong wheel size!"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:11 pm
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'told you that wing was too big

(what exactly is happening in the picture BTW?)

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:16 pm
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You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:17 pm
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Muttley! You'll lose your medals for this!

**helps if you were a 70's child

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:21 pm
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A BMW in "gets used off-road" shocker!

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:25 pm
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[i]Marco Wittmann (BMW Sports Trophy Team Marc VDS, #25):
“I was hit on the rear right of the car and spun off into the crash barriers. The contact damaged the car to such an extent that we had to retire from the race. It is a massive shame for everyone in the team. We had good pace and were performing well. We had fought our way back into the leading group and were very confident. However, 24 hours is a long time and you have to get through to the finish. It is a huge shame. We had spent a long time preparing intensely for the race. The team had worked hard and the cars were perfect.”[/i]

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:26 pm
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"Making progress"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:35 pm
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thisisnotaspoon pushes the smokescreen button to escape from the raging oversized teddy bear

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:39 pm
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Go McFly!!! One point twenty one jiggawatts

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:43 pm
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Porsche's new flying car aims to upstage the Red Arrows with a low level flypast with smoke 'on'!

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:46 pm
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Bang, Bang...

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 1:47 pm
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not a caption....but is that Kryton driving home in a mad dash feeling the after effects of the Phall he ate?

EDIT: Dammit!! beaten by bearnecessities!!

Dammit beaten twice but...

"This must be what 29 inch wheels feel like, I is faster Ja?"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 2:19 pm
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".....the tyres made the track come alive"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 2:31 pm
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Dammit beaten twice but...

😆

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 3:09 pm
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The Sand of God.

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 3:10 pm
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Wheeeeeeeee!

(or, as is more likely Poooooooooooo! 🙂 )

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 3:11 pm
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In the Viz car being driven by Jonny Fartpants...

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 3:36 pm
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Typical BMW driver. Erratic lane changes, no sign of indicating first either....

[/massivestereotyping]

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 5:49 pm
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The flying car overtake manoeuvre I'm impressed with, but do we really need the smoke screen!

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 6:17 pm
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I can't caption it, but I can tell you what the driver said a few seconds before it happened - "Watch this!"

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 6:53 pm
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Pondo takes it. 😀

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 7:02 pm
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Calvin and Hobbes finally upgraded their toboggan.

 
Posted : 23/06/2014 8:02 pm

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