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Invent a ****ing ai program that can pretend to be me so I don't have to spend an hour on the phone entertaining my missus by talking about jack shit at half ten at night.

Please....im trying to play GTA here.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:37 pm
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entertaining my missus by talking about jack shit

I'm guessing she wasn't entertained 😉


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:41 pm
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Well, I'm not a comic and there's only so much small talk you can make especially if the other person is doing all the listening.

Phone calls are totally devoid of body language which makes things human and you cant concentrate on anything else when using them.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:47 pm
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Skype?


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:55 pm
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Naked. That should get you to put the controller down.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:57 pm
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what is she wearing? if you didn't ask, give me her number and I will...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:58 pm
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Skypes worse. It's still soulless and demands even more attention when you're trying to wind down, boobs are obviously the flipside but she was to tired 😀


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:02 pm
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Skype is definitely worse.

At least on the phone you can just crack on with other stuff and pretend to listen.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:19 pm
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At least on the phone you can just crack on with other stuff and pretend to listen.

PM: "Yes dear, very good dear, can't wait to see you again"
OH: "What's that sound?"
PM: "What sound?"
OH: "It sounds like...running water?"
PM: "I can't here anything"
OH: "It sounds like....hang on, where are you?"
PM: "Um, the bedroom"
OH: "Are you peeing out of the bedroom window again?"
PM: "Sorry, y......orr ...break...."

*hangs up, shuts window, hides in bed*


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:26 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:56 pm
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You're doing it wrong. She should be talking and you 'listening'. Even a very basic keyboard should be able to make a 'mmmm' sound, just press with your toe once every minute or so.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 4:20 pm
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OP, I have, it's called Tomhoward. You just [s]give me[/s] email her number and it'll give her all the [s]dirty talk[/s] entertainment she [s]can handle[/s] needs.

HTH


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 5:23 pm

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