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So does anyone know for sure that this is rubbish? I think the same book advised never to trust a man with a beard.

Well, Tony Blair has never had a beard, so that's that theory shot down in flames.


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 4:58 pm
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Well like most of us I just whistled to test my manliness,the tune sounded worryingly similar to the Bronski Beat classic Smalltown Boy though,not sure where that leaves me TBH.
Anyway gotta go,a load of tradesmen have just started frantically knocking on my back door .....


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 6:23 pm
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Skinny jeans, white t shirt, big safety boots, hard hat, safety glasses and a tool belt,amd a large drill making noise and not one gay whistling at me, and im in a gay club hanging a door.

Skinny jeans?
Your missus wants them back.
It [b][i]IS[/i][/b] a missus?.......


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 6:35 pm
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You could be a celebate asexual gibbon, gifted the ability to type by a wandering shaman.

If only I was that interesting.

Are you Bruce Parry, can I have my £5? You're not a sumu wrestler who massages your testicles but you did undergo Shamanist rituals and did attempt to turn your penis inside out, no?


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 6:49 pm
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I can't whistle and I have a beard...


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 6:54 pm
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Tony Blair has never had a beard

Well, if some of the rumours that did the rounds of Westminster are to be believed.....


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 6:56 pm
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My eldest son is gay, has a beard & can whistle.

& if he doesn't change his self opinionated & downright rude attitude to me & my Mrs since the EU referendum he'll be whistling for his Xmas present as well. 🙄


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 7:39 pm
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Just because gay men are not whistling at you OP - doesn't mean they can't! 🙂


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 8:30 pm
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Well like most of us I just whistled to test my manliness,the tune sounded worryingly similar to the Bronski Beat classic Smalltown Boy though,not sure where that leaves me TBH.

Probably with a deeper talking whistle and a falsetto singing whistle.

Classic tune though!


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 8:32 pm
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Two comments:

1) Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex. Does this add more weight to the "he's gay" argument?

2) I can whistle and hum at the same time. I had not considered that I might be transgender before today.


 
Posted : 06/07/2016 9:15 pm
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