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And yes before the naysayers start I know theyre bacteria infested dirt holes etc etc.
Three quick questions;
Bromine/chlorine?
PH meter do you use one or just test strips?
And how the **** do you keep kamikaze midges from dive bombing the water constantly?
Where do you think KFC get the water for their ice?
*starts making list of STW Swingers Club*
Do you have cigars stoner?
starts making list
and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Hot tub? in a little gazebo surrounded by bamboo fencing?
jekkyl - Member
Hot tub? in a little gazebo surrounded by bamboo fencing?
With some pampas grass nearby?
Bromine and test strips here! Not been pestered by midges in the SW...
Think Tom Jones...
Spy on me, baby, use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight
Now you found the secret code
I use to wash away my lonely blues well
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're the only one
Who can make me fly
Sex Pond, sex pond, you're a sex pond uh, huh
You can give it to me when I need to come along, give it to me
Sex pond, sex pond, you're my sex pond
And baby, you can turn me on, baby, you can turn me on
You know what you're doing to me, don't you?
Ha ha, I know you do
No, don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm, no
This ponds made for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target, come and help me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin'
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex me slow, slow, baby
And yes, I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that huh, huh, huh
Sex pond, sex pond, you're a sex pond
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sex pond, sex pond, you're my sex pond
And baby, you can turn me on turn me on, darlin'
You can give me more and more counting up the score, yeah
You can turn me upside down, inside out
You can make me feel the real deal, uh, uh
I can give it to you any time because you're mine
Ouch, sex pond, aw baby
Sex pond, sex pond, you're my sex pond
And you can give it to me
When I need to be turned on, no, no
Last time I got into a hot tub I ended up doing naked handstands. For that reason alone I would like to buy one.
I have variously shared a hot-tub with an ex-professional ballroom dancer; and my mother-in-law (at Centreparcs, fwiw)
That's 2 separate occasions, btw. Both memorable, for very different reasons. I'd happily repeat one.
I have variously shared a hot-tub with an ex-professional ballroom dancer; and my mother-in-law (at Centreparcs, fwiw)
and how is Anton?
The hot tube came with the house, so just following on from the previous owners. However, as the water is at a higher temp than the pool, I think bromine doesn't have the same "wiff" and irritation as chlorine might. Yes, it came with a pool as well, which uses chlorine!
As usual the Daily Mash nails it.
[url= http://videos.mtb-news.de/45243/vmax_cairns_downhill_world_cup_2016_day_2 ]All you need to know about hot tubs[/url]
The hot tube came
Freudian?
Do you stand up or sit down in one to relieve oneself ?
Sit down and relax unless you are a bit of an exhibitionist and want to do a Manneken
bigblackshed
Interesting video link that......
Good job it wasn't the other videos that you watch that were still in your paste list
lols, cairns dh?
slimjim78 - Member
Last time I got into a hot tub I ended up doing naked handstands. For that reason alone I would like to buy one.
POIDH
Oh, no, wait. 😕
As you were....
Right. I shall try again.
[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hot-tub-owners-pretending-its-not-a-nasty-sex-pond-2013042266204 ]Hot tub owners guide[/url]
I'm blaming the new browser on my phone. In a desparate attempt to stay logged in I have started using Opera, but this is not the first time it has pasted odd links.
I have other methods of watch those other videos. Ahem. 🙄
Mine has salty water ayeeeeee and an eletrickery doodah that makes chlorine. Non chlorine shock once a month, nobody has died yet.
I've got one of these on order.
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Bromine & test strips and change the water every three months or so depending on how much you use it.
my mother-in-law (at Centreparcs, fwiw)
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Bromine & test strips and change the water every three months or so depending on how much [s]you use it[/s] sex wee is added.
😉
Dammit Flashheart, beat me to it!
Wood fired for the full STW effect of course.
I like iolo's box.
Have had some very pleasant soaks in similar in Sweden. If I were to have one at Casa del Stoner, it would be like that. And sexypartytime would be mine.
Keep mine in a discrete R&R Cabin hidden out of view behind the garage
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That looks ace Iolo!
Make sure the ladies wash off their fake tan and body lotions before they get in.