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Conversation between my daughter Meggie (aged 3 years 3 weeks) and Mrs Grips:

Yook they sell new cars.
Yes.
We get a new car?
No we don't need one. Our cars are working well, so we don't need a new car.
hmmm. we have 2 cars. Daddy and Mommy have a car.
Yes.
Daddy take car to work. Yes, this week he took a car and a plane tho.
Daddy take bike and train yesterday.
Yes, he has taken his bike and a train.
Daddy has yots bikes, he hang it up. (bikes are hanging in the garage)
Yes.
Daddy get new bike?
No daddy doesn't need a new bike he has good bikes. He might want a new one, but he has nice bikes.
Daddy need new bike. He have new bike in garage.
No I don't think he does.
He does. He hang it up. Meggy see it.

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Now I am in trouble, even though I haven't actually bought a new bike.


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 4:01 pm
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😀


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 4:07 pm
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Beautiful, out of the mouth of babes 🙂


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 4:08 pm
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is this pleading for the defence ?

"look love, I even told stw that it isn't a new bike - I've just polished an old one"


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 4:09 pm
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Now i'm not alone....
Discussion between mrs vader and mini vader (oliver) aged 3 1/2.....
Mini..... Mummy, daddy has lots of bikes dosnt he?
Mrs.... Yes
Mini..... Does daddy have too many bikes?
Mrs.... Er, yes
Mini..... Has daddy got a new bike?
Mrs..... er, nooooo, hang on a minute..... Which one do you mean?
Mini..... The black one. Can I have some sweeties?

In my defense. All my bikes are black and ive sold 1 and a frame... Y'honour!

As you can see molegrips our dear children just cant be trusted.... Even if we are inocent! 😀


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 4:28 pm
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Ha ha, nice one!

Phase 1 training - talk about the need for new bikes - complete.
Phase 2 training - keeping quiet about acquisition of new bikes - ongoing! 😆


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 5:02 pm
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We need someone to hack molgrips account and start a thread about his new bike. Lots of bragging about how much it cost and how his wife will never find out.


 
Posted : 27/04/2012 5:08 pm

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