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It's got to be wood related Shirley?

Guessing a rotor indecent.

You misread the signs and touched the MIL inappropriately?

Must be something slicey, a disc brake incident of some sort?

edit - Can't be disc brakes, or you'd have posted on the Bike Forum. I'm throwing my vote in with woodworking, rotary saw (just because mine terrifies me any time I use it).

Poking badgers?

Lead fingernail?
Do you have a matching one on the other hand where you tried to show them how it happened?

Maybe a bit over zealous grating some cheese?

You've upset the boss, and you're atoning with Yubitsume?

😯 circular saw?

IANAD but there seems to something missing 😯

I envisage blood and everything, I feel ill now. One less finger to hit with the hammer though #silverlining

Remarkably not wood related.

Rotor incident closer but, yes, in chat not bike forum for a reason

Might see if I can close the wound myself with some superglue. Drac, got any advice?

Why did you do that?

That is a very good question.

All I can come up with at the moment is that I momentarily lost the ability to think like a competent adult.

However it reminded me how surprised I am to have made it to 40 with everything else still attached

I've nearly done similar with a mandolin (the food surgery device, not the musical one!), so food prep of some kind?

Chainsaw or using a power tool without the appropriate guard..

That's a beautiful set of films tbh. Got a motorbike? Decided human flesh is a good chainlube?

Just shown my 13 year old nephew, he didn't think it was bad.

Disc rotor?

Northwind knows 😉

All I can come up with at the moment is that I momentarily lost the ability to think like a competent adult.

It looks worse "in the flesh"

Hand in the sink disposal before it finished spinning?
Looks too neat for an animal bite.

New gloves time?
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I'm struggling to see how this can be blamed on Excel 😕

Act of god?

bloody hell there's bone gone there. Did you keep the bit?

Will have to get mum to adapt all my riding gloves. I darent look at at what bits of me mashed into the bike chain...

I was going to make a pun, but there's no point.

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I asked the triage nurse if I'd be able to play the piano now and she said yes. Which is great because I've never learned.

Ouch. Right handed? Healing vibes heading over the hill. Hope you feel OK soon.

Yep, right handed. Going to be annoying.

Will have to swap to shooting left handed bow. And touch typing is going to be weird.

Did someone forget just how closely a 525 chain meshes with a 42T sprocket?
You Mucking Fuppet

Yep, right handed. Going to be annoying.
Will have to swap to shooting left handed bow. And touch typing is going to be weird.

However, it'll make something else feel almost big enough now.

Last time I saw something like that it was GF's sister after having (almost) cleaned her motorbike/chain. Ouch.

Time to get a Steam-Punk looking metal-tipped digit and start a metal band named 'Iommifinger'

Boredom?

Been on a date with piranhaminge !

sneezed during a diy prostate check?

*finally got round to searching Yubitsume on wiki *

How do you know that shit nickc?

We'll have a whipround.
Scottoilers aren't that pricey these days.

Could you take a picture of the warning sticker you ignored first though? 🙂

It's probably stuck to the safety guard I had to remove first 🙂

How about we use that whip-round to get him Velcro laces instead as he's obviously not safe to be left unsupervised

Taking your infatuation with Black Sabbath to the next level?

Was the Pokemon too close to a whizzy sharp thing?

Ooooh that's nasty. Makes me think what a wimp I was whinging about chub-finger!

GWS Mark... While you're waiting to be seen/rebuilt/assessed for bionic implant, you might want to consider purchasing one of these

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I give you the 'Lager-Mitt' 🙂

Hey they do them in different colours!

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Am I helping? I like to think I'm helping 🙂

Mower/Strimmer incident. Reminds me of the old "bacon slicer" joke 😀

Yer big div, Stoner!

Darryl Beattie incident?

It's all helping 😉

Sitting down to my first ever taste of hospital food. Surgery been bumped to tomorrow so may now dine like a king-ish

Fortunately Mrs Stoner has dropped by with headphones and 4x spare batteries for the phone, so it's tms and you lot keeping me company till tomorrow. I think the other chaps in this ward have already died. Moreorless.

Who has 5 phone batteries?!

breadcrumb

It's got to be wood related

😯

Am I being particularly dense after work, or do the X-rays show a hand and a foot with bits missing?

Don't tell Stoner. He's still pissed off about the finger - hasn't spotted the toe yet.

5x batteries is v handy.

Goat, I'm a div, but I'm not quite div enough to jam both my hand and foot in a chainwheel. Xrays just show 91.7% of my fingers.

Stoner - repeat after everyone.....

I

Am

A

Mucking

Fuppet

What are they going to do - take out the end bone, then sew the skin into a flap over the end of the 'new' end bone?

5x batteries is v handy

No... 5 fingers is handy...

actually knowing Mark (stoner) as I do, he's not really a lager man. So you could while away some of that slow hospital time designing lager-mitt-2 which would be adjustable for Creme De Menthe. Brandy, Absinthe and other beverages of choice,

Obviously any actual modifications would need to be done with hand tools only an under strict supervision.

#stillhelping 🙂

Alan, I think that's the plan. Whip of the last bit of the index distal phalanx (oooo, get me and my new lexicon) and grab whatever skin is left and sellotape it over the stump.

I can't bear to see you like this Stoner.

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Pixels make everything better.

The wife will be pleased, thanks Jamie. I feel complete again!

Disappointing thread(apart from Jamie's foteeshop),I was 100% sure it was going to be Land Rover related. 😛

After decades of thinking cleaning / lubing motorcycle chains with the engine running and in gear was a stupid idea, I tried it a few years back and found it made the whole palava so much easier that now I do it all the time.

This thread reminds me of the potential downsides......

Heal quick!

Might see if I can close the wound myself with some superglue.

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Woah - hold the phone! Jamie's back!

(Get well soon Stoner)

We have the technology. But with the value of sterling it's more £60 than £6m

Aye, stuff the missing finger tip, Jamie is back! Please don't leave us again....

Actually, I don't think there's anything missing. Someone's just left their finger over the lens of the xray machine...

"The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."

Mate of mine did that when we were 17. But he came from Snodland so had an excuse.

You could always take this opportunity to investigate a new career:

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Either way, you'll save a fortune in manicures.

To be honest, it's the second x-ray that is a concern.

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Ouch!

(You plonker etc. Heal fast!)

I just snorted at Jamie's pic 😀 *waves*

Clucking hell. I slipped while showering, honest

[Leslie Philips] cock-a-doodle-do [/Leslie Philips]

Welcome to an elusive club that includes my dear brother in law, aka stubby sausage fingers.
Healing vibes

My colleague's father managed to, unintentionally, shoot two of his fingers off. Nope, I have no idea either

Whip of the last bit of the index distal phalanx (oooo, get me and my new lexicon) and grab whatever skin is left and sellotape it over the stump.

The technical term is 'terminalisation of stump'.

If it involves very small sutures and the operating microscope it will take a surprisingly long time.

Doing under local so I'm expecting something more agricultural involving a metal file and a stapler.