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You really couldn't script this!
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
The Daily Mash couldn't have written this!
don't worry, someone will be along soon to allocate blame.
Yep,a collapsed society.Binners will be along soon to tell us all how well it's going.
don’t worry, someone will be along soon to allocate blame.
Farage.
2 pissed up teenage girls having a fight over a dodgy boyfriend.
Been going on for years. Certainly it was happening over 30 years ago.
Fashion looks a little different and there were no daft enhanced pictures doing the rounds, but nothing else has really changed.
Knormal for Knutsford
I blame Christopher Biggins.
I blame Keith Chegwin.
Hmmm, I can remember this kind of thing occasionally happening in pubs when I was younger (24/25 yrs ago) so it's not exactly a new thing.
One fight outside The Rat & Parrot in Harrow on a balmy summers evening between two girls got particularly fruity when one of them took her shoe off (with a large, chunky heel) and used it to club the other girl over the head with. There were literally tufts of hair being pulled out by both sides & a couple of their male friends who tried to intervene both got punched in the face.
Admittedly, back in the day I don't remember the makeup being quite so clown-like
few years back now, I was with a mate driving home after a day at Afan, about 6pm We needed fuel, and went into Port Talbot to find a filling station. As he filled the car, I watched as door of the pub on the other side of the road fling open wildly and two middle aged women came stumbling out. They then proceeded to have a one handed fist fight (they were careful not to spill too much of their pints) about who knows what. The crowd that built up around them eventually pulled them apart when one of them put their pint on the ground to better Have At It, something that was clearly a foul move.
shit like this has always gone on
I was referring mainmly to the silly lips and eyebrows and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
If the kids look/act like that I wonder what the parents are like?.
They seem nice girls.
Yep, no different to any other kebab shop on a weekend.
Lifes never ending story.
and the name Safari-Leigh
It's her sisters Camping and Mini-break I feel sorry for.
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
Your value judgement is a far greater problem for Britain (or indeed anywhere else) than their makeup tbh.
Turns out 'Safari' is actually a proper name, named after her Mum's favourite browser...
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to describe blow for blow a sad bitch fight between two kids, its gutter gossip and serves no-one to know every sad little detail.
Binners will be along soon to tell us all how well it’s going
He's the boyfriend?!!!
If the gutter press stuck to this rubbish instead of getting into politics we'd be considerably less broken.
It’s her sisters Camping and Mini-break I feel sorry for.
Could be worse.
The other girl's name is Barmaid Katie Frost.
It's not unusual, I've seen a fair few fights similar whilst working behind bars, years ago.
One memorable one was when one young "lady" used her stiletto shoe's heel as a stabbing weapon. Repeatedly stabbing the other "lady" in the head with it.
Admittedly, back in the day I don’t remember the makeup being quite so clown-like
I think this is the real issue, I mean what were they both thinking?
It wasn't me guv. I wouldn't be caught dead in Knutsford 😀
The only way that story could be any more 'Cheshire' is if the bloke involved was a footballer and she made her escape afterwards in this...
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
Yeah as already pointed out it’s not exactly new just different unusual names and fashions.
Broken Britain belongs in the bin with Snowflake.
I wasn't aware that fights only happen in Britain?
Every country has problems with society, you can either conclude they're all broken in some way, or probably more reasonably assume that if you group together millions of people, quite a few of them are going to do the odd thing that makes you Cringe a bit.
Canada, often seen as a North American Nirvana has a big Far Right Problem and their Indigenous population have a terrible time of things a lot of the time. Australia was there a generation ago and have made huge strides, but I couldn't say whether it was because they're good at it, or because economically they're doing very well and a comfortable life often leads to happier people.
France, where every Brit want's to retire to have a bit of their idyllic life has a terrible domestic abuse issue.
Spain has an unemployment rate just below 20% which is a great improvement over the 25% it had a few years ago.
The Swiss have a huge racism problem.
And that's just the countries most Brits assume are in some ways better than ours. I spent some time in Bavaria, very pretty, very reversed people, but go to a shady Bar on the outskirts of town and you'll see the same shit you see in any flat-roof Pub in the UK.
I feel sorry for my son. When I was courting his mum, she wasn't a major make up wearer so I knew exactly what she looked like. Hopefully he'll have the sense to see through the troweled on makeup and stupid selfie poses....
The selfies on that story show do not depict the actual likeness of the person pictured outside court!! I can see why the fella was trying his hand at few other women....
The way they look, the names, the lack of morality, the violence.
I'm with you on the last two.
I couldn't give a **** how they look or what they're called though.
Ignorance, like the MINI or genital warts, is classless.
Frost who lives with her mother in Knutsford was ordered to pay Miss Paton £50 compensation after she admitted common assault. She also admitted common assault on two police officers and was ordered to pay them a total of £100 damages.
£150 is no deterrent.
I think this is the real issue, I mean what were they both thinking?
That if it's something blokes are prepared to pay for and keep, they'd be as well making themselves up to look like a sex doll?
and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
I need to know the story behind the parents choosing that name, presuming its a genuine, bonafide, on the passport name?
Have you ever been to Leigh?
It's a jungle
Some people pay to watch boxing.
£150 is no deterrent.
Probably gets through twice that in make-up a week....
I’ve seen a fair few fights similar whilst working behind bars, years ago.
Similar. Always had the problem none of us wanted to intervene since generally with blokes shove them apart and generally it calms down and if not some mild violence did the trick at least where i worked. Whereas with women its more likely to end up being painful.
and the name Safari-Leigh. WTAF?
I would imagine that Leofgifu and Sweterun tittered to themselves when Aurelia turned up at the village, as well.
You could probably make a fortune if you televised drunken beauty therapists beating the shit out of each other.
You could probably make a fortune if you televised drunken beauty therapists beating the shit out of each other.
The Ex Smacked 'er?
In other local news.... the front page of my local paper this week carries the headline
Granny, 35, behind bars for stabbing woman with screwdriver
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to describe blow for blow a sad bitch fight between two kids,
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to repeat the entire story three times over using the same words in slightly different orders, presumably in order to squeeze in as many photographs of the two "beauties" as possible whilst attempting to maintain the facade of it being a news article.
Have you ever been to Leigh?
Have you ever been on Safari?
The Ex Smacked ‘er?
Having a Pop Idle
35? Now that is an unusual name.
Having a Pop Idle
Glove Island
35? Now that is an unusual name.
I guess they ran out of names after child 34.
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to repeat the entire story three times over using the same words in slightly different orders,
Our local paper does that on its website constantly it drives me mad:
[TITLE]
This is the title of the story
[BULLET LIST]
- This is
- Title
- Story
[BODY COPY]
The story of the title is in the story because the title was the story. Of the title.
[ENDLESS ADVERTS]
[POP-UPS]
It’s her sisters Camping and Mini-break I feel sorry for.
Quote of the day - have a virtual pint on me!
The worrying thing is that they are spreading their genes around the population.
It's spelt "jeans" in this case.
I don't think these folk would be into spelt, more likely some sort of horrid white batch loaf.
[ENDLESS ADVERTS]
[POP-UPS]
Fake news. Every STW member knows pop ups and endless adverts only appear on here.
PS We Value Your Privacy.
presumably in order to squeeze in as many photographs of the two “beauties” as possible whilst attempting to maintain the facade of it being a news article.
In my head you're doing a Johnny Vaughan impression for that sentence.
🤣 Separated at birth... not.
Fake news. Every STW member knows pop ups and endless adverts only appear on here.
Especially for Safari users.
Have you ever been on Safari?
No, but someone has.
I think its a sad state of affairs when the local rag feels the need to repeat the entire story three times
This is normal when presenting a conference paper or writing a report
1. Tell them what you are going to tell them.
2. Tell them.
3. Tell them what you have told them.
I remember growing up on the mean streets of Ripley in Derbyshire during the 80's that it was a rare treat to see the occasional bout of foxy street boxing during a night of underage drinking. We would gladly gather around and shout helpful guidance like 'rip her top off!". There were single mums too, and lads and lasses that liked to put it about abit.
As I have matured towards the direction of 50, my view on such events has changed vastly. As a parent I have tried to bring my kids up to understand such behaviour is not good, like most parents I think. I'm not really sure if society has declined quicker than I have got older.
There was a mother & daughter having an argument after leaving the local priors croft last summer. The daughter ended up knocking her mum out & leaving her in the road. Lovely lady 🤣
WTF is wrong with their photos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There isn't that much makeup in Boots, Superdrug and RuPaul's handbag combined 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome.
This is sickening. My kids, Firefox and Explorer, have been brought up to respect others and only apply makeup with a shotgun for weddings and the like.
Granny, 35, behind bars for stabbing woman with screwdriver
Scotland’s oldest lady takes a bad turn
There was a mother & daughter having an argument after leaving the local priors croft last summer. The daughter ended up knocking her mum out & leaving her in the road. Lovely lady
A mate is the manager at a local hotel which hosts a lot of weddings. She was telling us that one recently ended in chaos as the bride and her new mother-in-law brought proceedings to a close by rolling around the dance floor, punching **** out of each other
Broken Britain!
Women doing
What men have been doing for hundreds of years shocker.
Screwing around, drinking and fighting. Big deal.
The only shock is the pathetic rag that thinks it’s a story, along with personal details and pics.
Nothing to see here.
LEAVE IT SHARON! SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!
The Macc Lads once wrote a song about Knutsford girls...
https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/the-macc-lads/knutsford-56
A lot of folk here proving that an education isn't synonymous with not being a judgemental twunt, OP in particular.
The only broken part is where the story is being lapped up as a hilarious/outrageous insight into the lives of the untermensch. Your shit smells just the same and in 100 years time precious few of us will be remembered much less any shits given about us.
The irony of a post critical of people looking down on folk, the entire function of which is to allow the poster to feel better about themselves by looking down at us!
Dammit! now I've done it! 🙂
Steady now! you're almost at the STW event horizon.
The bloody instagram generation. Never ceases to amaze me the photos people put out there of themselves. I mean, look at this one...
That ahem News..? website is catering to a certain audience eh? Jeez.
I'd rather visit the Mail's web pages, least the photos aren't so massive.
Jesus! How many photos of Harry Owen do they need to show?
To think that The Manchester Evening News was once the sister paper to The Manchester Guardian!
That is till The Guardian got all up it's ****ing self and went down south so now like it's ****ing dead to me and whatever and if I ever seeing the ****ing **** I'll ****ing stab it and piss on it's ****ing corpse said a spokesperson for the MEN
The irony of a post critical of people looking down on folk, the entire function of which is to allow the poster to feel better about themselves by looking down at us!
No, I'm just making a point, doesn't make me feel better doing so. But keep playing the man if you think it makes your argument stronger, I couldn't care less.
Toodles.
No. But this. Broken.
This is sickening. My kids, Firefox and Explorer,
Genuine LOL at that.
I'd assumed Safari-Leigh was conceived during a day trip to Knowsley.
Also, "broken Britain" is lazy BS.
Please don't.
Personally I think it's comments and 'gasps of horror' shown by the OP that makes Britain crap. Is there really a need to say we are a broken nation because two bints have a scrap?
Back in the day when I was out on the town 3 or 4 nights a week it was a regular occurrence for men to fight, women to fight and sometimes each other.
Am sure it happened 50 years previous and 50 years before that.
Broken nope, annoying with stupid and pathetic strap lines, click bait and mobile phones - most definitely.