[Closed] Broke up with my boyfriend........

come on you lot, pull yourselves together, the sun is shining, snows melting and one of our own needs a pick up. now is not the time for bickering. yes its the internet, but behind every screen is a person don't forget. try to be nice

I once called Woppit a "tit" and he hit the report button and I was banned for two days, I kid you not.

Ernie - you just seem a bit determined to push your point (whatever it is 😀 -) relax.

Wheelie -

I'm in a much better mood tonight, dinner with a friend and a ride tomorrow, got most my stuff from [b]the idiots house[/b],

There ya go - better already.

Ernie - you just seem a bit determined to push your point

So you aim a comment directly at me, even referring to me by name, and because I actually respond I'm 'determined to push my point' ? Priceless ! 😀

If you want me to stop responding then stop directing comments at me 💡

Kryton57 lol!

Maybe the idiot with some sort of borderline personality disorder is a bit more accurate! Oh and found out tonight from my friend that he was texting her friend a couple of weeks after I arrived (who he had a one night stand with, before I was on the scene) things like, "if I wasn't in a relationship I would be chasing you to the end of the earth"
Nice huh! All s**t and lies from the start, time for maybe a dismembering? You all know which bit I mean!

Well, if we are posting pictures of ourselves. Here's me out for a ride this morning

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Which one's you ? The one smiling ?

Don't worry about all that nothing makes the satement you need to make more than riding off into your sunny future with a big smile on your face - leave him to karma

Chuck pathological liar into my last post too, just looked up what it means and it all fits! Life would be so much easier if certain people came with warning labels!

Adjustablewench, thanks I know you're right, and I'm pretty dam sure karma is going to get him one day!!

The only difference being if we were all in a pub, and STR came out with that line, I suspect there would have been a queue of WGs friends ready to flatten him. It's all very well making offensive comments from behind your keyboard, but just remember it is a real person on the end of them. In this instance, that real person happens to be a friend of mine, hence why I might appear a little narked.

I would suggest that if you can't handle your beer, STR, then stick to lemonade, if you're planning on opening your mouth in public.

Hmm, isn't this a classic case of getting offended on someone else's behalf? Someone who doesn't actually appear to be offended themselves.

Oh the ironing etc.

Grum, zokes is just being a good mate, we know we would all do it if we thought someone was having a pop at a friend, it's nice to know he cares that much for me as I haven't actually known him that long, and boy do I need my friends right now.

Time for maybe a dismembering?

I'd like to think its the correct term for what I'd like to do! A man who doesn't have the balls to tell the truth doesn't deserve to have a member!!

This thread is far to serious

Here have some flaming material, me on my good side and a good day.

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Piemonster! Love it that cheered me up so much!! And yay now I'm not the only idiot to put a photo of my actual self on this thread!!

Oh crap, I'm not meaning you are an idiot! Please don't be offended!

Hold on, you don' think mine is real? *is offended*

To be fair, when STR posted a pic of his chavvy lounge he did get a bit of a pasting.

Kryton! Uh oh, of course I think it's real, was just in so much shock at your photo! Lol

I'm offended on behalf of piemonster.

I'm offended on behalf of piemonster

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this is really me (ish!)

I have to be honest, its not real. I'm taller.

So you aim a comment directly at me, even referring to me by name, and because I actually respond I'm 'determined to push my point' ? Priceless !

If you want me to stop responding then stop directing comments at me

Yes Ernie, that's lovely.
Perhaps you ought to post a thread that can be all about you eh? seems you're enjoying the attention.
Strangely I used your name because I was answering you - I believe it's the socially accepted norm? - think you are too busy being offended on behalf of our oppressed female posters to have noticed that though.

Still, back on the high horse eh?

Carry on! 😀

You look younger than I imagined adjustable 😀

I'm confused i thought piemonster was on the horse 😀

Well if we are posting pics of ourselves for general amusement and to cheer the OP up, here's me earlier...

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Kryton57.

You know damn well that's not your photo. You didn't ask to use mine. 😉

(For a moment I thought I was looking in the mirror)

WG. Get out and enjoy yourself. Oz is the perfect place to do that. Be choosy and picky with blokes, it's not like you are going to have to jump on the first one that comes along. You're not exactly hard on the eye, now. Forget the last one and put it down to experience. Don't give him any more thought. Lastly, happy people attract happy people. Positive thoughts and all that.

nowt wrong with that, I pride myself on being it to be honest, but i'm also fairly unique, as those whom have met me will agree

i think you're lovely, but terribly normal. xxxx

Tazzy thanks mate, you say the sweetest things.......

But please to be sure, define normal, and by what standards it is judged?

You are all keeping me very amused! The more pics the better I say! Come out from behind your keyboards and show yourselves!!

What are you? Twelve? **** head.

I didn't know piemonster was the lead singer of Coldplay. Must have missed that on the famous people on stw thread.

show yourselves!!

This threads got it all! Well done Wheelie.

motozulu - Member
You look younger than I imagined adjustable

thanks - didn't quite colour all my wrinkles in 🙂

Hello.......I'm Wheelie goods ex-husband!

Thank you to all of you for helping cheer her up. I mean that. She's a great girl who deserves better.

Kate....You're F-ing awesome so keep riding those sweet bikes.

X

Adustable - you either run a fancy dress business or you're one of those that have been reincarnated a lot. 😆

Edit - you also get cold feet and ninja edit as a pastime. 😛

Wheelie good - Member
The more pics the better I say!
show yourselves!!

Erm given my username and the pic I have already posted I'm not sure that is a good idea........

ha ha - i have many guises (or just like a party!)

changed my mind about leaving the cave woman on there - looks a bit too much like me 🙂

Very sweet comment from Nickegg

But please to be sure, define normal, and by what standards it is judged?

well I use me as the accredited baseline normal standard of 1.0 and measure deviation of odd based upon that. Therefore on the Taz scale you would rate at about 0.1 (or a deci-tazzy) which is pretty good.

most of here would rate maybe 1 or 2 centi-tazzys.

*is debating putting up the movember tyre mankini pic, what do you think ron jeremy, could the wider STW world cope?*

Very, VERY wise move to get rid of that piccie.

Blimey - this thread is getting better than Corrie! 😯

go on ronjeremy - wheeliegood needs cheering up.... (or putting off men temporarily?)

[img] [/img]me, sorry, could have shaved...

That was a very sweet comment from nickegg, but I have now just majorly upset him, and if he's still reading this, I'm so very sorry.

[img] [/img]here's a better one

Loving the photos! Helping me through another bad night here, it's 1:25 am here, supposed to be up at 6:15 for a ride with 2hottie, he's going to be grumpy if I'm falling asleep all day!

Taz, do it!!!!

and here's a tease of me....

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...the things I have to do for work!!!!

sweet dreams wheeliegood and enjoy the ride in the morning 🙂

spchantler - ha ha ha

love this forum STW makes housework almost bearable

Thank you all so much, I really mean that! Look forward to checking back in the morning for more photos!!

adjustablewench - Member

love this forum STW makes [b]housework[/b] almost bearable

In that case you are more than welcome round mine at any time.......

Any chance ?

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*looks at Ron's photo and carefully backs away from the thread*.... 😯

Thanks Zulu...

..I'm just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Is that some sort of joke ?

For once, no. As STR quite correctly points out, if this thread had been initiated by a bloke he would have been ripped to pieces and told to MTFU or some other sheeplike phrase you find around these parts.

But you're correct about there being a distinct lack of female input over recent times but I suspect that's due to topic more than reticence. I'll bet they still lurk...

And as we're doing pics - here's me with a blue rinse...

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spikey

🙂

Sorry to hear of your break up wheelie, here's a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond 😳

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brilliant entertainment this afternoon thanks - hopefully more to follow to give the WG a laugh when she wakes up (and the rest of us a giggle to at some point!)

I'd post a picture of me for Wheelie to rip apart - and no, not for vanity it ain't pretty! However, there's someone posts on here from my own town so considering what a tit I make of myself on a regular basis, I don't think I'll bother.

motozulu - Member

Yes Ernie, that's lovely.
Perhaps you ought to post a thread that can be all about you eh? seems you're enjoying the attention.
Strangely I used your name because I was answering you - I believe it's the socially accepted norm? - think you are too busy being offended on behalf of our oppressed female posters to have noticed that though.

Still, back on the high horse eh?

God you're thick 😐

Nowhere have I said I was "offended", why don't you check ? I did describe STR's comment as "moronic and insensitive" though, do you disagree ? Wheelie good clearly wasn't happy with it, hence her post :

Wheelie good - Member

right now I feel very low about myself wondering how someone I thought loved me could say what they said to me. Please don't kick people when they are down.

And STR himself accepts that his comment was completely unacceptable, hence his response

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR - Member

Wheelie - apologies for my comments last night. I was extremely drunk - doesn't make it acceptable, but I'm sorry nonetheless.

So what's your problem ?

"So what's your problem ?"

he's too busy being offended on behalf of all drunken insensitive blokeys to read what you typed correctly 🙂

I think what taz means is

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Ernie...dear oh dear.... 😆

Your stepladders must be absolutely epic.

Get a grip and get over yourself. Still, back to the main subject eh?

You.

Thanks Zulu...

..I'm just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes...or errr... something.... 😀

here's a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond

You're wearing a belt. A BELT!

Words fail me. Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

motozulu - Member
Thanks Zulu...
..I'm just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes...or errr... something....

Mate you should of seen who was wearing the top before we did a t shirt swop,

Sometimes my work rocks!!!

I'm with CF. A belt 😯

flip
here's a pic of me trying to be Meester Bond

I see your attempt at being Bond, and i raise you this:
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Ok, i look [b]nothing[/b] like Bond, I'm dressed [b]nothing[/b] like Bond, but i'm hoping the Aston will make up for all that 😉

You can have a heavily disguised one of me and my daughter in the Lakes a couple of summers back. Think I've posted this up before anyway...

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motozulu - Member
Thanks Zulu...
..I'm just gonna sit in the corner and gently weep,

Apologies Ron, actually that blouse matches your eyes...or errr... something....

Mate you should of seen who was wearing the top before we did a t shirt swop,

Sometimes my work rocks!!!

Without pictures this is worthless 😉

Not a DB5 though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Not a [s]DB5[/s] Bentley 4 1/2 litre with an Amherst Villiers supercharger, though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Fixed your fail for you.

Ok, i look nothing like Bond, I'm dressed nothing like Bond, but i'm hoping the Aston will make up for all that

Cannock Chase has never looked so good.

I was attempting to avoid looking too nerdy CFH! Those Bentlys are lovely though. Hardly an inconspicuous car for a spy though.

andrewh
Not a DB5 though is it Max? Bond-Fail

Bond drives a Vanquish in DAD, or TWINE, which ever it is!

What do you mean? Elephant's breath grey is a very subtle colour.

Oh. Is that my Bond anorak? 😉

I'm loving Adjustablewench's username! Sadly, Wheely, I don't have any photos of me to post up, at least, nothing taken in recent living memory.
Just a thought, you're somewhere very warm with a Yeti; I hope he's either shaved or had a full-body wax, otherwise it'll be heatstroke time!
[edit] Actually, I've just remembered, I have a photo with me in it, just not a very good one, taken by someone who was sat next to me in the audience with my camera, of my brief moment of fame as percussionist for the lovely Cerys Matthews in Bath:

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😳