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 goog
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Cameron hit on head with egg


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:53 am
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Summary?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:53 am
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bbc say he's been hit 'on the campaign trail' - is that some sort of euphamism?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:54 am
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[i]he's been hit 'on the campaign trail' - is that some sort of euphamism? [/i]

😆


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:55 am
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Summary?

Yes, it's a lovely day.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:56 am
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I'm not reading all that.

Clue?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:57 am
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Oh i hope so, he's such a complete ****.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:58 am
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reports are a bit vague ATM

an eyewitness said .... [i]it curled through the air as if Beckham threw it[/i]


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 11:58 am
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was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:00 pm
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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/liveevent/ ]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/election2010/liveevent/[/url]


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:00 pm
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Cameron hit on head with egg

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Cameron hit on head with egg. 😆


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:00 pm
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Carole Walker added that Mr Cameron was unruffled and continued on his way out of the building.

nice pun!!


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:02 pm
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Cameron will be able to add "I once met a student" to his list of common people he knows 🙂


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:03 pm
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I can see the punning on the front page of The Sun now....anyone care to venture a guess?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:05 pm
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Cameron hit on head with egg

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Cameron hit on head with egg. 😆

noob 🙄


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:05 pm
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Sorry to correct you Goog but the BBC says he was hit by an egg. It doesn't say what the egg hit him with...

(A bit like being stabbed by a knife, or shot by a gun. Its a pet hate of mine, why don't they get it right?)


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:06 pm
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He should have turned around and punched him like Prescott did, it would have probably secured the election for him.... No one likes students.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:06 pm
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Which was smoother, the eggshell or his skin?


 
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noob

Sense of humour bypass? what the hell's a noob anyway?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:08 pm
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It's a fresh boob.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:10 pm
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Sorry to correct you Goog but the BBC says he was hit by an egg. It doesn't say what the egg hit him with...

sorry my bad

I was going off early reports "throw" at me by SKY News


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:11 pm
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i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:11 pm
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Security services have been scrambled - on the look out for a white person. Cameron will now be forced to shell out for more bodyguards.

That's all I got for now.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:19 pm
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Clegg's been laid at least 30 times . . .


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:21 pm
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[i]i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals[/i]

Probably a Cornish Yolkel.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:22 pm
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was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?

Pity it was not a dog egg.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:22 pm
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i'm surprised anyone in Cornwall can afford to spare an egg since all the tory voting london types moved down there and ruined it for the locals

It was probably poached from a local farm.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:26 pm
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waste of an egg 😥


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 12:55 pm
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Good, good.. there must be more out there?

I can just imagine the public calling for Dave to drop the charges against the thrower. He would say something like "Ovum my dead body".


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:07 pm
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You guys are egging each other on, you crack me up, it's eggscruciating! Henny way, enough of this, I must soldier on, my brain's scrambled and I've got an eggsuberant poacher to catch.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:10 pm
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sorry my bad

your bad what?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:17 pm
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so long as he's all white, and it was just a harmless yolk, no need for it to boil over into some over-egged story for the news channels to keep clucking about.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:20 pm
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waste of an egg

True dat. 😥

Pity it was not a dog egg.

Or a brick...


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:23 pm
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sorry my bad

your bad what?

I think he threw the egg.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:24 pm
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>waste of an egg

Yup, should have saved it for Gordon.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:31 pm
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With the manifestos all published now, and the leaders & their armies hitting the streets, if you had to decide now, who would you throw an egg at?

Much as I'm not sure about either Conservative or Labour, and as much as I admire the work of Clegg in this campaign, I think I'd still cast my egg at that prack from UKIP, Nigel Farage <cough Garage>.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:38 pm
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My egg would be cast at all of them. I don't admire the work of any of them, and I don't think any of them solve all solutions. I think Clegg talks about how everyone talks, and everyone else talks. Not much to vote for, other than a change.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 1:56 pm
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My egg would be cast at all of them

1 egg, 3 MPs? That would be quite a neat trick if you can pull it off, like skimming a stone on water.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 3:43 pm
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"1 egg, 3 MPs"

it's not a video like those 2 girls thingy is it?


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 3:44 pm
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if you hit 3 MP with one egg I'd vote in as PM. The you could try for the deficit with 1 quid.


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 3:58 pm
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was it a oestrich egg or hard bolied ?

Pity it was not a dog egg.

or maybe a hard boiled ostrich egg 🙂

p.s. er.....Vote for Change - yes, for the worse!!


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 4:02 pm
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Cameron gets Clegg on his face


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 4:03 pm
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I guess the Yokes on Him :mrgreen:


 
Posted : 21/04/2010 5:54 pm

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