[Closed] Brazil 2014. The World Cup thread

Today's completely off target predictions are:

Holland v Oz - [s]Draw[/s] [s]Holland Win[/s] Draw
Spain v Chile - Spain Win
Cameroon v Croatia - Draw

I'll go for:

Holland v Oz - Holland 1-0
Spain v Chile - Spain 3-1
Cameroon v Croatia - Croatia. 1-0

im going for 1-1, 2-2 and 1-2

So - why are ITV showing AUS 0-0 HOL when they are playing Netherlands?

EDIT AUS 0-1 HOL

EDIT AUS 1-1 HOL

**** ME!

BEST. WORLD. CUP. EVA!

Ah...Robben! 🙁

hmm, might change that first result to 3-0! 😀

Ah Cahill!!!

They were two proper goals!!!

That Cahill goal was pure Dennis Bergkamp.

blimey! 1-1

f me, peach!

Well that's my first prediction right then! 8)

no more goals now!

Everton fans used to say Superman wore Tim Cahill pyjamas.

Reckon they were right

Cahil could try that 100 times and only ever do it once

Still a brilliant goal and yes top WC so far

Clark Carlise just nailed the Cahill goal...

"That is delicious" 😆

proper goal Cahill

That Cahill goal was pure Dennis Bergkamp.

Cahil could try that 100 times and only ever do it once

Utter rubbish

So anyway, now it has quietened down a bit, I'll ask again...

So - why are ITV showing AUS 1-1 HOL when they are playing Netherlands?

I'm at work, could someone gif this goal for me?

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dutch showing some kinks in the armour here! not to take away from the ozzy's here but clearly, the 5-1 flattered them!

Hot diggity, not a bad touch!

Cheers Jamie!

holland won't win it playing as bad as this !!!

Bit early for the Dutch collapse, innit?

So - why are ITV showing AUS 1-1 HOL when they are playing Netherlands?

Because ITV.

rosey it is a brilliant goal and no mistake so how many tomes dop you reckon he could pull it off then?

He is not world class[ he is very good though] and that goal is world class.

@Jamie can you add the pass over the top - @lemony the ball came over his shoulder one or passes form the kick-off after Holland scored

C'mon Aust....Aus.....C'mon Aus....aargh. Can't bring myself to say it 😕

NETHERLANDS!!!!!

I think Savage just had an orgasm over Cahill goal

Oh, Timmy 🙁

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proper tackle Cahill

Kaaskops!!!!!

Australians taking no prisoners...

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Oz in the process of being robbed.

oh harsh that I would say

Now the Dutch have been robbed. Never a pen.

Damn. Gotta go out now.

lolololz

Let's see what HOLLAND are made of now..

BOOM
crackign game again

Something apparently! 😆

Said it was going to be a draw.

Said it was going to be a draw.

I will not be drawn (hoho) on a score predication.

Keeper sold the jersey!

If Australia lose this, I will be slightly annoyed.

gif please jamie i missed that third one

The Hollander's are upping the pressure now.

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Thanks i went for a [s]shit [/s]"comfort break"*

there really have been some belting goals in thei game never mind the World Cup

* i made a brew but that is less funny

Australia damned unlucky. They've been excellent.

Well, my shit prediction streak keeps on going.

...unless.

Edit: Bum.

Tip top. Loving this WC.

Just having a barby, in between games.

This World Cup lark is rubbish!!!! 😀

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Loved the R5 commentator reaction to Cahill's goal... & yes is sounded like Savage was excited.

Interesting what they said about the whole media centre on their feet & the whole stadium just buzzing after it.

So I didn't RVP's elbow - should he've gone?

Was it not people trying to kill Adrian Chiles?

they heard Phil Neville was doing a motivational speech

i dont know what they are singing by it sounds a lot better and more stirring than our boring dirge about god and the monarch

These Chileans like their tats, they look like LA street gang rejects.

I very nearly sharted then...

These Chileans like their tats, they look like some LA street gang.

These Chileans like their tats, they look like some LA street gang.

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Gary Medel must be the shortest central defender* in the world cup by [i]at least[/i] 6 inches

*not counting other chileans, they've no doubt got spares.

That's racist

Yeah, but spud-face is shortest!

BOOOOOOOOM!

LA Street Gang 1 - Spain 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMazaing!!!!!!!

Plane for spain

Who could predict this eh

Great goal incidentally. Tenacious, calm, brutally fast work.

Wouldn't write Spain off just yet. But they must feel right up against it. Noise in that stadium immense! Seems as if Spain are seriously lacking confidence.

OPTA's top team of the 1st round:

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Is Torres on yet?

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Are the Spanish defence on strike?

the plane is setting of down the runway now

Really should have dropped the keeper another clanger and playing on reputation alone

WOWOWOWOW!!

also, can someone gif that massively excited chilean fan's reaction to being on the screen?

Hasta luego, España!

Are the Spanish defence on strike?

Not much they could have done. All on the keeper for me.

also, can someone gif that massively excited chilean fan's reaction to being on the screen?

That was awesome. It's like someone had just switched him on.

**** me casillas. That's unutterably shit.

But frankly, who cares 🙂

Spain to do a France?

Before we get too carried away, let's not forget. Engurland could be in the same situation tomorrow.