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Spanking Gorgeous!
Blimey, double figures anyone?
Alles gut!
#blitzkreig according to twitter!!!
I'm even prepared to put up with that shite Beats advert with Neymar...
Good Lord 😯
For ****s sake, have some mercy.
I was thinking 20+
How do you say 'match rigging' in Portuguese?
Channel hopping, saw the score. Saw two goals. Something ain't right, Shirley?
When Khedira's scoring, you know you're having a bad night.
It's like Heskey scoring in the 1-5. 😆
Looks like my prediction of 3-1 was a bit generous to Brazil.
Germany should score at least 8 goals against Brazil's 3rd team.
Anything less they will not win the world cup.
😆
Riots later then?
I was thinking that too.
Ha ha. Brazil are imploding. This could easily reach double figs.
At least the Brazilian fans now know what it's like to be an England fan
how is this in any way similar?
Pele will be turning in his grave
Whats the largest winning margin in a WC game?
Like watching the Harlem Globetrotters.
If only Neymar was fit.
I imagine Jamie has passed out.
Hoping for a Ger v Ned final.
I imagine Jamie has passed out.
I'm breaking out the Schnapps!
😯
Cummon! Cummon! I want 8 goals Germany.
I bet Holland will kick your arse Germany in the final. 
Holland will be the win the tournament ... end of. 😆
There's something slightly satisfying about seeing Big Phil humiliated.
I've just got back with my take away have I missed anything?
No one wanted to see this! All the other games have been so close!
Just incredible!
When did Pele die? 😯
At least the Brazilian fans now know what it's like to be an England fan
how is this in any way similar?
Have you never seen an England v Germany match? 1-5 & 1966 accepted
So Luiz is finally found out then
😯
Brazilian BMW sales dipping after this. And the rest.
So, sweepstake on the first red. I'm going to go David Luis, 44 minutes.
Was tempted to only watch after 85 minutes for the usual World Cup extra time and penalties.
I wanted to see this. I wanted Brazil out in the 1st round after the dodgy decisions in the Croatia game.
I reckon management might give us all the day off tomorrow to "celebrate"
I hope the residents of Nova Petrópolis have good defences
At least it won't be a late night watching extra time & penalties.
I think Brazil were tucked up under the duvet 35 mins ago
Stadium is a bit quiet!
Luiz has been rumbled
Maicon hasn't been the same since Bale skinned him
Dante is awful
Oscar is the only player to turn up
Cummon! Cummon! Germany is lame ... I need more goals. 😆
Keep it tight until half time and then regroup?
Germans will jog off as if it's only half over. Machines.
Ozil still somehow manages to be the worst player on the pitch
Ve vant sechs. Ve vant sechs.
so what did i miss??? ref gives a penalty to brazil for conciliation.
Brazilians kidnap german team tonight. better get the security out . They almost took out jenson button a few years back.
No one wanted to see this
Erm.
It's only one try - no dramas.
If only this game were on sky. I'd love to know what Ray Winston would offer us for a bit of in play betting.
Can someone at the Beeb organise a Big-****-Phil-Cam on the red button please?
I've got Klose as captain in fantasy football 😀
Erm
+1
Ve vant sechs.
We're blokes that's a given. Now about the football.
i want sechs tonight!
Erm +2
Ve vant sechs. Ve vant sechs.
#strangest
Oooh. Just heard Arsenal are getting Alexis Sánchez. All in all, quite a pleasant evening.
Big Phil seems to have turned to Big Sam for inspiration now.
This is a bit like Brazil's capitulation in the 1998 final - only MUCH more so.
If the Brazilian supporters had anything about them they'd be cheering every free kick and corner. It's over, they should accept it and bask in their mediocrity.
Holy crap. My son woke up for 10 mins and the score jumps to 5-0. Have Brazil been pish?
So, I don't have any interest in football.
Just did a bit of channel hopping.
Exact words where "Whoah what the ****"
I'm watching on ZDF, the commentary is so downbeat you'd think no-one had scored.
Rocketdog +1
Glad to be getting an early night myself
If the Brazilian supporters had anything about them they'd be cheering every free kick and corner. It's over, they should accept it and bask in their mediocrity.
All part timers.
Real fans can't afford tickets.
Basically, most of their support are having prawn sandwiches at half time.
Ha ha ha! This is bloody brilliant. Camera in Brazilian changing room now, please!
why does brazil play like england???
So stay for the second half or bed time?
Freak results happen in world cups, France 0 Senegal 1, Ireland 1 Italy 0, Argies 0 Cameroon 1.... But Ze Germans 5 Brasil 0 !!!
Deutschland! Deutschland! Oi! Oi! Oi! 😆
An argument for a mercy rule in football? If you were a Brazil fan would you really be that bothered about seeing another 45 minutes?
Brazil's performances have been flattered by refereeing decisions in a couple of games, they have progressed further than they deserved to do, and know they are getting embarrassed.
Boo'ing !!
In a WC semi final!!
Poor form that
Just seen on FB "We know they're Brazilians but do they have to play like a bunch of c****".
Just wish I was out there. There is some work to be done with those terribly upset Brazilian women.
Erm
What I mean is we want to see a great game not a humiliation for the home nation!
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In a WC semi final!!
Poor form that
they should have cheered them off then?
If you cannot boo that then what can you boo?
what is alan shearer on about, brazil can't be a shambles and germany be awesome at the same time?
match fixing?? The refs in on it too!
£50 million defender anyone? Bet there's some happy faces in Paris
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Gifs of the crowd is a bit nasty, poor kid.
Die Deutschen wollen mehr als Brasilien??
Waiting for the flood light failure 🙂