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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15110730 ]London 2012: Food and drink rules hit Olympics fans[/url]

[i]Daddy, I'm hungry[/i]

That'll be eighteen pounds fifty for that small burger, sir

Enjoy.

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Posted : 05/10/2011 12:21 pm
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who'd have thunked it ?


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:23 pm
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wow, really Elf, a shop? one of the sponsors?

not a massive surprise is it? shitty I agree, not a surprise though


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:24 pm
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Big sponsorship really gives me the shits.
Olympics, RWC, even the DH worlds.
Nothing to stop the organisers calling time on this sort of stuff, except greed, egos and their own personal gravy trains.
It's not about the sports anymore, it's about how much money vested interest groups can make from it.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:27 pm
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It is pretty outrageous banning water...


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:29 pm
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Mmmmm McDonald's.

What a load of shite though.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:29 pm
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Makes me really quite glad that I didn't manage to get any of the tickets.......


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:30 pm
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Emsz; it's going to be the World's biggest McDonalds, apparently.

Lasting legacy? Obesity, heart disease, mobility problems, etc....

Still, I don't spose Lord Coe will care much, as he sits counting his £20 million he'll 'earn' from being in charge of everything....


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:30 pm
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theyre not banning water.

they're banning fluids in excess of 100ml. Take a water bottle and help yourself to free water inside.

I dont agree with banning fluids, but while its still home office requirement for flights, and Olympic security will be run to similar levels, its not that surprising.


 
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London 2012: Food and drink rules hit Olympics fans

Daddy, I'm hungry

That'll be eighteen pounds fifty for that small burger, sir
Enjoy.

Once Cameron has introduced his [url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/8807376/Conservative-Party-Conference-2011-dont-rule-out-a-fat-tax-says-David-Cameron.html ]fat tax[/url], it'll be £20.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:37 pm
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objects bearing trademarks or other kinds of promotional signs or messages (such as hats, T-shirts, bags, etc) which LOCOG believes are for promotional purposes,

So branded T shirts are not allowed?


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:39 pm
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Thing is though the olympics would be screwed either way. Can you imagine if they allowed people to bring in a picnic in a box, and some random fills one with dynamite.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:39 pm
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On a more positive note, it may lead to some dutch style 'Ambush Marketing'

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not quite the same as Newcastle style 'Ambush Marketing', but you can't have everything. Though maybe we could have both

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believes are for promotional purposes,

only if above ^

theyre trying to prevent things like this:

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/15/holland-ambush-marketing-fifa-dresses

EDIT: beaten to it.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:41 pm
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thanks binners I'm trying to eat 😕


 
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I like this bit too...

If ticket holders wish to buy food items within Olympic Park they will have to use cash,[b] or a Visa card,[/b] one of the sponsors of the 2012 Games.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:42 pm
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Take a water bottle and help yourself to free water inside.

Yeah, but can you imagine, if it's hot; the queues for the two or three taps or whatever will be enormous, so people will resort to buying drinks. Kerching!

The only people genuinely benefitting from the Lympics are the big corporate commercial 'partners' and developers. Mind you, why that should be a surprise to anyone, I don't know.

dont agree with banning fluids, but while its still home office requirement for flights, and Olympic security will be run to similar levels, its not that surprising.

Please. You sound like you're working for them. 🙄

Oh....

'Security' my arse. It's about making more money out of people, pure and simple. Why ban food? Why can't people take their own sarnies in with them?

Can you imagine if they allowed people to bring in a picnic in a box, and some random fills one with dynamite.

TBH, it would be far easier to hide loads more explosives in trucks bringing catering supplies in. As it would be to carry yer deadly tupperware onto the Tube, or train, or bus, etc.

As I said, it's not about 'terrorism'. That's just a smokescreen. It's about forcing people to spend more money.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:44 pm
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I am going to start packaging drinks in 100ml bottles (does not seem to be any limit on how many you can bring)


 
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Thing is though the olympics would be screwed either way. Can you imagine if they allowed people to bring in a picnic in a box, and some random fills one with dynamite.

If the picnic box is filled with dynamite they'd have to buy their food and water from the official provider, job done. 🙄


 
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Why ban food? Why can't people take their own sarnies in with them?

Do you actually read the stuff you link to, or make stuff up to suit yourself?

He said security, venue and police staff were still reviewing what could be carried in, including sunscreen and food.

"Where we are trying to get to is, if you come with a backpack with some sandwiches in, that won't be a problem," he said.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:46 pm
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[i]Mind you, why that should be a surprise to anyone, I don't know[/i]

Elf my love, no one is at all surprised by it. Every-one here understands the Olympics are a way for some very large corps to make a load of money.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:50 pm
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I thought the only people that actually got tickets were the sponsors or their guests anyhow so I'm sure the free champers will be flowing. I can't say I'll lose any sleep over this...


 
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objects bearing trademarks or other kinds of promotional signs or messages (such as hats, T-shirts, bags, etc) which LOCOG believes are for promotional purposes,

We went to Flamingo Land with friends a few weeks ago. Our friend was told she could not bring her van onto the premises because it bore advertising (she is an event organiser).

So she was directed offsite where she was told to park her car on the road (along with loads of other vans such as little one-man-band decorators and suchlike) then walk some distance back into the venue with her 2yr old child.

It's madness I tell you!


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:50 pm
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Most of the sessions are only a couple of hours long, will spectators really need food?

Having seen all the fuss about McD and Visa with their exclusive sponsorship deals. McD must love the fact that first thing you see when exiting Stratford station is a Burger King.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:51 pm
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Do you actually read the stuff you link to, or make stuff up to suit yourself?

I did read it. I jolly well have not made this up:

According to the current terms and conditions for Olympic ticket holders, [b]items that cannot be taken into venues include[/b]:

Food, except baby food;
Alcohol and soft drinks, except baby milk and medical supplies;
Liquid in containers over 100ml;
Bottles or glass containers;
Flasks and thermoses.

Did you miss that bit?

So, what that bloke sez contradicts the [i]current[/i] ticket terms and conditions. IE, no food or drink allowed in.

I can't see the T+Cs being changed much really.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:52 pm
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How on earth are they going to manage to screen 80,000 people in a reasonable time frame to prevent them bringing in pretty much what they want?
Heathrow manages to process around 200,000 but they all don't want to be there at the same time

Now I know all the sums will have been done and models analysed etc. but it'll be one hell of an operation

EDIT: actually I think that Heathrow figure is for departures and arrivals so for augments sake [who'd have thunk it?], lets say Heathrow security checks 100,000 per day


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:55 pm
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Well thats easily sorted, simply liquidise your fave meal & put in some baby food jars. Doesnt seem to say you have to have a rugrat with you does it?
Liquidised steak, chips & onion rings anyone?


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 12:59 pm
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The worst thing about the whole thing is that it'll be like Wembley. And watching an England international nowadays is pitifully embarrassing for different reasons than just the team being utter gash!

What must the world think when they see the best seats in the house are all empty as the second half kicks off because all those on a corporate jolly simply can't be arsed leaving the bar

What, Rupert? We've missed the mens 100 metre final? Not to worry, its only those coloured chaps running anyway. More Krug Tarquin?


 
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Yes, there will be only two water taps for the whole olympics. You heard it here first. mmm baby food.


 
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Now I know all the sums will have been done and models analysed etc. but it'll be one hell of an operation

So it seems.

More than 600,000 ticket holders to the Olympic volleyball tournament will have to queue in pens for up 90 minutes because of congestion around the venue, a confidential report warns.

Spectators will be corralled on the forecourt of the Earls Court exhibition centre to cope with a jam getting to the Tube station.

Traffic marshals will be unable to clear a path for them because the flow of vehicles in Warwick Road cannot be interrupted, as it is a designated
Olympic lane prioritising official vehicles.

Not sure how they'll be managing food and drink for [b]that[/b].
Still, the Zil lanes will be clear.


 
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How on earth are they going to manage to screen 80,000 people in a reasonable time frame to prevent them bringing in pretty much what they want?

With lots of security staff and tables to empty your bags on. They did it at the 2002 Games in Manchester for 38,000 visitors without much agro.


 
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Ssssssssssssh Harry! Don't spoil it. Let them keep thinking that only people within the M25 can actually organise anything.

You'll be mentioning that all the Commonwealth games venues came in ahead of schedule and under-budget next. And imagine what that'll do to their fragile ickle ego's


 
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80,000 is just one stadium. There are several other arenas in the main Lympic complex. They'll be dealing with a lot more than 80,000 people per day, trust me.

Oh, and hardly any of the staff will actually be sufficiently trained in crowd control, security procedures etc, as most of them will be volunteers. 'Providing jobs for locals, yay!'. Er, yeah, just not [i]paid[/i] ones...


 
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This put a few more numbers on it

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/8676202/London-2012-Olympics-Games-spectators-told-to-expect-20-minute-wait-outside-Olympic-Park.html

I don't think they'll be doing it like Manchester 2002


 
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...but there will be other non-branded caterers selling [s]a wider range of [/s][b]branded[/b] food and drinks, including some [b]poor relation to [/b]alcohol....

FTFY LOCOG


 
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They are creating jobs Fred. That vintage Bollinger isn't going to pour itself into those fat corporate sponsors glasses now is it? No.... we'll be needing an army of minimum wage lackeys for that. Luckily with student fees going up to 9 grand a year shortly after the Olympics, there will be an army of [s]slave labour[/s] students ready to step in


 
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A 90 minute wait to clear security? Ever flown into Stansted?


 
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Ever flown into Stansted?

Why on earth would anyone do that?


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 1:19 pm
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I really don't get the whole "it'll be shit" attitude that some people have, just think of all the athletes training hard to do really well, wanting to represent their country, couple of weeks ago I was at the rowing lake, and spoke to a few of the guys there, and they were are super excited about it all, and wanted it to look *perfect* for the whole world to see, you could see they were just bursting to start.

I can't wait, I know all the crap about the corporations like Coke and MaccyD, but that's what anythings like these days isn't it.

I know a couple of guys from my running club who've put their names forward to volunteer, and I'm going to be glued to the box and shouting for every UK runner, and jumper, and horse rider, and cyclist, and every one else, and I want all the people coming here on holiday to go home and say "It was fantastic"


 
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Why on earth would anyone do that?

To get back in the country?


 
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i'm going to dress-up as a street urchin and run about the olympic village shouting "shine yer boots guvna!?" in my best dick van dyke accent.

its the only way people will fly home feeling like they've experienced the real england.

FACT.


 
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20 minutes wait is nowt. They'll be queuing longer to take a piss. I've waited for longer to get into OT or even Salford RLFC's poxy little ground without having a tantrum or collapsing from starvation.

McDs, Coke, VISA etc have invested many millions in this so they are entitled to take a slice and anybody who thought they wouldn't is naïve. If it wasn't sponsored it wouldn't happen.


 
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I really don't get the whole "it'll be shit" attitude that some people have, just think of all the athletes training hard to do really well, wanting to represent their country, couple of weeks ago I was at the rowing lake, and spoke to a few of the guys there, and they were are super excited about it all, and wanted it to look *perfect* for the whole world to see, you could see they were just bursting to start.

not sure anyone here is saying the games will be shit, just the organisation behind it

FWIW, I doubt I'll watch any of it, athletics doesn't interest me at all


 
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If it wasn't sponsored it wouldn't happen.

Nonsense. The OG and the World Cup both functioned perfectly well before mass comercialisation. In fact, in the case of the World Cup, it's got progressively worse ever since commercialisation took over. Mexico 70 or USA 94 ?


 
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FWIW, I doubt I'll watch any of it, athletics doesn't interest me at all

Other sports are available. Plenty of them too.


 
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I think it'll be great. As watching people run around for a bit goes.

Its just that it'd probably be equally good if we hadn't have spent 7,000 squillion gazillion pounds on a 2 week runabout while we're repeatedly being told the country is nearly bankrupt

Its cost £303 million to build a swimming pool FFS!!!


 
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Other sports are available. Plenty of them too.

Indeed, but I only really watch motorsport


 
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There's a motorised Derny bike at the velodrome then! 😉


 
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There's a motorised Derny bike at the velodrome then!

a derny race? - superb


 
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So some big companies are going to be overcharging their captive audience and making sure thay get away with it by banning food in the name of "security". Gosh, my ghast is well and truly flabbered, I've never heard the like. Not for ohh, days and days. And do you know what, Christmas is coming and the cats are getting fat.
Still for those who don't want to get ripped off at the Olympics, here's my instant cut out and keep guide to not getting ripped off for food.

DON'T FEKKING GO

See, even elfin could follow that. Probably. just sit at home shoving crisps and Sunny D into your face whilst watching the whole event on your 50" recently acquired from a pal in Tottenham plasma telly.
or go out on your bike.

If I want to watch people runnng about in circles I'll set the dogs on them


 
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OK. It wouldn't happen on the scale that it does today without sponsorship.

Mexico '70 - 3 weeks, 16 teams, 5 venues, total attendance 1,603,975

South Africa '10 - 5 weeks, 32 teams, 10 venues, total arrendance 3,178,856


 
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i think phil's suggestion is excellent. in fact i think there may be a case for stw sponsoring elfin to stand in a corner wringing his hands, advocating unions for better ticket prices and just generally shouting 'liar, liar'. i'd fork out for that.


 
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I would too! As long as he sung his protest in the style of Chas n Dave, while dressed as a pearly king and having a right old knees up with Barbara Windsor while she babbled on about the Krays


 
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Not allowed to take food in? erm doubt that very much. It's all give bad news out then peg it back a bit.

Anyways I've already started making my Spam and Lard sandwiches to sell to Northern Folk Like, just want to make em' feel at home.

I'm off the Greenwich to watch a bunch of neddies bounce around the meridian, so maybe I ought to pack some Fois Gras n' hummus in too..


 
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What's Hummus?


 
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elfin could sit on the shoulders of a fat bloke with a st georges cross painted on his naked belly that shouts 'INGERLAAAAND!' and 'COME ON THEN SUNSHINE!!' at anyone who looks remotely tanned.


 
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What's Hummus?

palestinian freedom fighters ?


 
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a pearly king. priceless. there's a sort of up to date pearly jacket in the v&a at the moment. he could maybe get them to sew something up for him so that his cutting edge design/but still street credentials aren't impinged upon. and i'd feel bad for him if he was doing his protest in a bad building so the velodrome would be an obvious choice. but only if i'm assured he doesn't appear on a single speed.


 
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elfin, i'm going to apologise right now for having fun at your expense while at the same time admitting i near sprayed coffee all over my monitor at phil's last comment


 
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I dont agree with banning fluids, but while its still home office requirement for flights, and Olympic security will be run to similar levels, its not that surprising.

Would it not occur to terrorists to pack their explosives in baby food containers, which are still allowed?


 
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Or the baby? Tap it on the back one too many times and puke bursts all over your shoulder...

Sounds real enough to me!


 
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I thought Hummus was a bone in the body, or a lack of in some peoples cases...phah.

Without peeing elfin off too much.. I do have a dinghy trailer he could use as a barra..


 
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I'm jumping on the bandwagon, double room with en suit wetroom, 5 mins from station to Stratford and the A127 anyone?
£2000 per week 8) cheap at twice the price 😯


 
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That McDonalds looks amazing wish I was going to the games now so i can get the special Olympics burger. Maybe they will do onion rings sold in 5 packs but with the batter coloured like the Olympic rings?


 
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Did we do the fact that some councils in and around London will be ensuring [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15083506 ]you get fined[/url] for letting your property during the olympics?

Westminster effectively bans short term lets of 90 days or under unless planning permission is obtained - but this is rarely given.

If she were to rent out her home anyway during the games, she could face a fine of £20,000 and even a criminal record

Westminster are actually hiring people to enforce this.

Combine this with Boris suggesting we might just want to not travel on public transport during the olympics to keep it free for visitors and I think the olympics will be the finest screw you to the population of a host city for some time.


 
Posted : 05/10/2011 3:02 pm
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[i]special Olympics burger[/i]

😆 nice one!

People who bought Olympic tickets have money to burn anyway, so why would they be worried about spending a bit extra on food & drink?


 
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I don't live in London, I live outside the [s]Exclusion zone[/s] M25, just,...
An anyway......balls to em!.......


 
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Actually khani, they have plans for an upward extension of the [s]Exclusion Zone[/s] M25 once the Olympics are over

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Its to stop the filthy hourdes descending to wash their socks in their* new great big £303 million bath 😉

* having paid for the whole farcical vanity project


 
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😆 if they thought they could get away with it, they would......


 
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