Bloody hell Liverpo...
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Bloody hell Liverpool!

1,009 Posts
138 Users
0 Reactions
2,514 Views
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

There's a comment on the BBC ticker which seems to suggest bringing back King Kenny again. Amazing!

Benitez, or nothing !


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 4:17 pm
Posts: 196
Full Member
 

[img] :large[/img]


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 4:33 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

😆


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 5:30 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Benitez would be a good shout. Rodgers seems to be shitting the bed a bit at present.


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 5:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

He looked like he was bricking it in the post match interview.


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 5:47 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

🙂
APF


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 5:52 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Please bring back King Kenny! He could address that attacking problem by re-signing Andy Carroll for £60 million! 😆


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 8:49 pm
Posts: 28475
Free Member
 

Surely it's time for another messiah with strong links to the club?

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 9:16 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Lol! They miss Sturridge as much as Suarez to be honest. Not many of the signings have worked out but as Rodgers alluded too recently, the top players didn't want to come, Sanchez, for example. Mind you, he's not ended up much better off 🙂


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 9:41 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

The've gone from the SAS to Dad's Army'


 
Posted : 23/11/2014 9:43 pm
Posts: 12
Free Member
 

Super Selhurst Park, where Liverpool dreams die. 🙂

Jedi's free kick was a thing of beauty.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 4:52 am
Posts: 2740
Free Member
 

Jedi's free kick [s]was [/s]IS a thing of beauty

And shall remain so ever more. 🙂


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 8:13 am
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Scouse disgruntlement in the office (always a joy to get in to on a Monday morning) seems to be summed up thus: 'if Rodgers expended as much time and effort training the team as he did on boffing his new girlfriend, then they'd be 12 points clear at the top!"*. Allegedly this is a sentiment shared by the clubs owners. 😆

* Well... top is wildly optimistic, even for a scouser, but maybe better than 12th 😉


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:23 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Midlife crisis going on right there.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:27 am
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

That would certainly appear to be the case


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:29 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Thank **** we play this shambles in two games time, hopefully get us back on track.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:41 am
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Heh...must have already polished off his prawn sandwich:

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:50 am
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Were there no pizzas available?


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 11:53 am
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Were there no pizzas available?

If you have seen the price of the pizza slices at the Emirates, you wouldn't be chucking it at anyone.

Reckon it must, pound for pound, be worth more than gold.

[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29712118 ]....and yes I know to what you are referring[/url].


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:01 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Urgh... I'd almost forgotten Cesc Fabregas's mullet.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:06 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

Interesting weekend
Feel sorry for Rogers ans without his SAS he is struggling

Feel sorry for Arsenal our first goal led to me laughing it was so undeserved

Lucky that the big man of hair stayed on his feet though

Top 4 playing like this with those injuries

No way is the EPL the best in the world!!


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:07 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Those Arsenal v United games back then were bloody brilliant!! Did you see Gary Neville asked on Saturday whether the United philosophy, when playing Arsenal, was to just kick them off the park? He thought it about it for a second, then just nodded, with a smirk 😆

Anyway... back on topic. Well done to the Liverpool defence for managing to make ours look good. Quite an achievement at the moment 😉


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:11 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Feel sorry for Arsenal our first goal led to me laughing it was so undeserved

Arsenal have perfected what is now known as 'doing an Arsenal'. What other team could dominate a match, and then find themselves 1-0 down with the opposition team yet to have a shot on target. The next 5 minutes where 2 players went off injured, and our third choice keeper had to come on as the second choice is injured is just icing on the cake.

*scooches a millimeter nearer to the Wenger out camp*

I loved the way Giroud went to celebrate, and why not it was a lovely goal, but then realised it was the 95th minute and we were losing 8)

http://www.gfycat.com/BasicFlamboyantAmericanshorthair


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:17 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

I did giggle when we were (completely undeservedly) 1 nil up, and the stats came..

Shots on target - 0

😆

If Arse ever do get rid of Wenger, how are 606 on Five Live going to fill up the two thirds of the show dedicated to the subject every week?


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:23 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

If Arse ever do get rid of Wenger, how are 606 on Five Live going to fill up the two thirds of the show dedicated to the subject every week?

The same way they do now, have someone certifiable phone up and then have Robbie Savage shout their name at them for 5 minutes whilst they rant incomnprehensibly.

"Barry"
"...eferee wasn't even looki..."
"Barry"
"...don't understand why the FA pay the assista..."
"Barry"
"...anager must have been mad to take him..."
"BARRY"
"...not even our third choice left ba..."
"BARRY"
"...can't understand why Woy hasn't given him the nod..."
"BARRY"
"...straight red for diving and a three match ban..."
"[b][i]BARRY!![/i][/b]"

...

And so on


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:31 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

😆


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:48 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

three hours of robbie savage saying outrageous shit he does not mean to be "controversial" with ian wright being excitable about dull things

Dreadful programme


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:48 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

606 love it !

Letting the title slip last year is looking all the more catastrophic.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 12:59 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Try listening to that prat Adrain Durham on TalkSport, he really gets the Arsenal fans going.

*Or don't bother as it's a horrid experience


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 2:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

606 love it !

The moments when you can almost hear the non-player presenter quietly crying inside that their career has led them to this point are radio gold.


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 3:10 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

People actually listen to TalkSport? 😯


 
Posted : 24/11/2014 3:12 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Oh dear, oh dear...


 
Posted : 26/11/2014 9:32 pm
Posts: 28680
Full Member
 

Grrrrrrr.


 
Posted : 26/11/2014 9:41 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Another absolutely shambolic defensive display. We're shambolic at the back too, but at least we've got the excuse that all our first choice (and most of our second choice) defenders are out injured. Thankfully our keeper is somewhat less butter-fingered. And you've got Glen Johnson 😆

Good to see the same heady mix of misplaced optimism and complacency in effect as last season though. i.e.: "Its still in our hands. All we've got to do is beat Basal" has got the same familiar ring to it as "Its still in our hands. All we've got to do is beat Palace", at the end of last season

Watched the match with a scouse mate last night. Word is that Rodgers has 3 weeks to turn it around, or the fat Spanish waiter's back


 
Posted : 27/11/2014 9:43 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

[img] :large[/img]


 
Posted : 27/11/2014 10:02 am
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

#coughs

#2Jamie is pleased


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:12 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Liverpool would be ok if there was ever any end result from Sterlings 'Trademark Darting Runs' (copyright: Andy Townsend). He couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo, and every other Liverpool player is left lolloping along about 30 yards behind him


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:17 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

he will get a hatrick against us then 😉


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:19 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

#2Jamie is pleased

https://vine.co/v/Orxgpq9UIKI

[img] [/img]

...Gala are playing shite, tho.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:22 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Hard to see Liberpool getting a result. Basel look much the better team.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:23 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

cracking goal that


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:26 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Has Brendan lost the dressing room, to coin a footballing cliche? They're awful and seem complete bereft of confidence. Chops and changes the side every game - I don't think he knows his best side. Not sure how Allen gets in ahead of Coutinho, Enrique and Johnson ahead of anyone.....


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:27 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

cracking goal that

All been decent goals. Guess we, like Dortmund, are just focusing on the CL 😳

1-0 - https://vine.co/v/OrxOlEJXvQm
2-0 - https://mediacru.sh/MBx-wKIbqHp9


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:30 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I think Gary Neville was right when he said the ManU - Liverpool game would resemble a pub league match!

On this showing I'd fancy ManU.....and they are crap!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:30 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Well Liverpool are walking alone right now, all I can hear is the Swiss section of the crowd

@Jamie first one is well struck but goalie will be dissapointed with both of those


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:32 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

United will dish it out, 4 or 5 nil. Liverpool won't threaten even United's dodgy defence and their forwards are a little better than Lambert 🙂


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:35 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Bloody hell Liverpool indeed!
Have I gone back in time?
Is Gerard Houlier still in charge?
Deary goodness , my Grandad will be turning in his grave.
Haven't seen them play a worse 45 min in years.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:35 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

@Jamie first one is well struck but goalie will be dissapointed with both of those

I think the keepers hands would have come off if he had tried to save it.

Podolski can hit a ball.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:39 pm
Posts: 28680
Full Member
 

I'm not even sure I can bring myself to watch the second half.

Deflated.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:40 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

United's defence is ropey as **** because all the first choice are out injured. This is the best Liverpool have got. And anyway.... We play Kevin Keegan football nowadays. 😆


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:42 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

its a poor indication of the EPL that we are third tbh playing like this Three midfielders in our defence last outing.

Hopefully we can get a bit more luck with injuries and push on now to erm third


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:45 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

[img] [/img]

...and now he's been hooked.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:48 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

As a Bournemouth fan here, are Liverpool fans worried about next week? I can't wait for it but in concerned it won't really be a giant killing


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:49 pm
Posts: 28680
Full Member
 

I'm not expecting Liverpool to have the same manager next week


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:55 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

I'm not expecting Liverpool to have the same manager next week

Nah, he'll be there till the end of the season.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:56 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Is that the Swiss for 'sacked in the morning' echoing round Anfield?


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:58 pm
Posts: 28680
Full Member
 

I loved the football they played last year. But this team makes me want to cry.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 8:59 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Soft red for the soft Reds. Ref is a soft lad.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:03 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Do you want him to go ?


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:04 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Bit harsh to send Markovic off! At least he was running about a bit!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:04 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

Looks like this is Liverpools chance of the treble gone then?


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:05 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

It was a red card. Intent was to hit the opponent...but....Safari cheated!

Bye bye Brendan!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:05 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Safari cheated!

There's always one cheetah on a safari....erm...I've been drinking


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:06 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

As a Liverpool fan - that was a red card. Player is a bloody idiot.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:07 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

not a red and i am not a red [ well not this red]


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:10 pm
Posts: 28680
Full Member
 

Do I want him to go. Hmmm. Very tricky question for me. I still believe given the right players he can do well. However he has bought many wrong players and he has to accept his part in that.
The football they are playing has to be in some way his responsibility too.

Not sure.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:10 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Pulis for LFC!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:12 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Cup treble Binners - Europa League, FA Cup and the League Cup (remember it?!). Mind you, Bournemouth will probably scupper it.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:12 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Big Sam has always wanted to manage a big Cloob ( that's my Rafa Benitez accent)


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:14 pm
Posts: 56564
Full Member
 

That's a nice touch. Giving the 17 year old a run out.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:15 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

@ weeksy the players he has bought have indeed been poor buys. Everyone of them tbh.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:16 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Everyone of them tbh.

Lallana is decent.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:17 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Sturridge and Moreno, Coutinho isn't bad. Most others have been overpriced or lame. But again as Bmth fan Lallana deal was decent


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:21 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Come on, Sturridge and Coutinho were good buys, Sturridge great if he wasn't so fragile.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Perfect free kick


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:21 pm
Posts: 30656
Free Member
 

Brendan in!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:22 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

Gah, too slow, and I agree re Lallana too. Needs a decent run in the side instead of being in and out all the time.


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:22 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

25m though? Sanchez 30 ish , Fabregas 30 ish


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:25 pm
Posts: 5559
Free Member
 

I forgot he bought Sturridge yes that is one good , but fragile, one and 28 Mleh ones + Lovren and the Keeper 😈


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:28 pm
Posts: 605
Free Member
 

You pay a premium for English players and to be fair to Brendan the top players didn't want to come (Sanchez etc). But yeah, the rest are mince!


 
Posted : 09/12/2014 9:28 pm
Page 8 / 13

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!