[Closed] Blood in yer spaff?

*puts down brunch*

You mind if I have it? Feeling peckish

fair play to you for not registering a new login for this one.

I had blood in my wee recently as a result of a kidney infection - is your wee ok?

I suspect your prostate will be feelign the rubber glove of discomfort fairly soon.

Have you had your Prostate checked? I imagine you will have. You don't have to be in your 50's to have issues.

All the best though Houns.

Reading that made my willy hurt very slightly...

Raspberry jam on toast anyone?

Pee is fine as far as I can tell, though this will be teste d at the gum clinic

Nah not ashamed of it, can't help it

<politely refuses clotted cream and jam scone>

Cheers Hora

The only prostrate checking I've had done has been either by myself or my gf

My muller corner has just been filed under Clinical Waste....... 😯

fair play to you sir for fronting up with this one ...

Thank you for having the guts to talk about it.

Lol @ captain carbon

They had this an embarrassing bodies the other week. Have a look on the Ch4 website as I can remember what they said... other than I imagine you'd know if you'd taken a blow to the area.

Fair play to you for talking openly about it.

Cheers tsy, I'll go check it out

I've not hid the fact on here on various threads about testicular cancer in the past, that I have a lump on one of the boys. This is/was a cyst, it has been aching a little so must be related to this

Slightly off topic but how did you find out? Are you the sort who likes to uzzi the lot around onto the lady, pillows/sheets and wall? 😆 😯

Very much lol at captain carbon

I thought it tasted funny when she snowballed me

Please don't answer Hora's question. [edit]ah, too late 🙁 I was hoping to stick with my imagination's answer)

[i]Please don't answer Hora's question.[/i]

just too late...

What was your imaginations answer?!

having blood pouring from the 'old chap' is one of the worst sights a man can see.

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[i]What was your imaginations answer?[/i]

I'd rather keep that to myself. But it was far more er.. medical.

Have you ever seen the old Physics teachers trick of filling a bottle with steam and having air pressure pull a hard boiled egg inside as it condenses?
I am thinking Houns did not have a hard boiled egg to hand.

😯

Looking at the stats its a tiny risk for <50yrs but I'd rather it was focused on/looked into to rule out earlier rather than later.

Prostrate cancer is what saw my Grandad off so always aware of symptoms

Of course I wish Houns all the best and hope for a happy outcome.

I had the rasperry jam a couple of years ago. Well more like bright red porridge to be honest. Cue Air Ambulance ride to Countess of Chester hospital where another half pint came out too.

In all fairness i had just highsided my race bike at Oulton park and it later turned out i'd punctured my kidney and severly bruised bowels.

You'll be fine!!

Just hope I don't have to have a camera up there.... They'd have to find it first

No prizes for guessing where this goes.

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It's a toothbrush, please tell me it is

Sadly mate it will not reach your teeth no matter how hard the Sonographer pushes.

Well no amount of red headed lesbian pron is going to make it reappear for some time

Houns, that is not for the frontal areas. They average about 15-18mm in diameter. You just made my eyes water!

Oops ha ha!

Great to see men talking about mens problems in an open and sometimes funny way, well done that man.

Best wishes with the treatment.

Probably GAIDS.

DrP

Giraffe AID's? Thats a new strain.

Good Aids? Phew!

i snapped my banjo string a few years back. i was shocked when i realised it wasn't her blood, as was she. blood all over the sheets. i ended up missing my flight because i was sat in the bath running cold water over my john until the blood clotted and it stopped bleeding.

good luck, houns.

I have nothing constructive to add, but wanted to say that I can't read the title of this thread without hearing it in Gazza's voice to the tune of "Fog on the Tyne."

And now, probably, nor will anyone else.

Hope it's nothing serious, matey.

I've had this a few times over the years....tbh I just put it down to to much masterbation and laid off and it all went away.

Thankyou for sharing, seeing as how we're in the sharing mood.

having blood pouring from the 'old chap' is one of the worst sights a man can see.

Distressing isn't it Alpin

Over-training?

Here's hoping it turns out nowt serious, and ye get a few sessions of yer wullie felt for [i]free[/i]......

There's always that plus side

piss taking apart, make sure you get it cheked out properly 🙂

rkk01 - Member
Over-training?

No not possible. This coming from a sexual Olympian. 8)

[i]This coming from a sexual Olympian.[/i]

I bet you came first 😉

He he

No, tis rude. My philosophy on the bike as in bed is real men come last.

My philosophy on the bike as in bed is real men come repeatedly.

fair do's to ya Houns for being upfront with this..

Houns, just keep on at 'em until you get an answer, hopefully it's nowt major.

Is it ok to email you?

Yep had this particular problem a few times about 2 years back.....

Can be caused by infection/inflammation of prostrate and cause may never be found. It may go as quickly as it comes....as it were.

Yes I had the whole psa tests, back-end exam and ultimately culminating in going to local private hospital to have a flexible cyctoscopy performed. Think tool which looked horribly like one of those short black car aerials pushed up your chap then having sterile solution pumped in to allow examination of bladder.

With hindsight it was quite funny....one of the nurses did say "Don't worry about it. They all do that" Flight rather than fight for my chap.

Walking back to my room was a bit odd....was leaking water all the way there....

Yeah no probs Nobby

Were the two occasions about 4 weeks apart? Are you perhaps the next evolutionary step? Have you just started regular man periods?

Hope It's nothing serious though.

😯 I am bloated, and I crave chocolate and cake!

Could be worse. If you start craving tuna and banana sandwiches, let us know; you might be up the duff.

I got this when I bent the crying bald man in two on a vigorous re-entry, missed the hairy axe wound and hit the bifter, ooo painful. Blood went away after a few days..

Sheer poetry

I got this when I bent the crying bald man in two on a vigorous re-entry, missed the hairy axe wound and hit the bifter, ooo painful. Blood went away after a few days..

Okay, close the internet. Everything that can be said, and needs to be said, has been said...

houns, honestly, i don't want to worry you or owt but i had this happen a couple of times a few years ago.
a month afterwards, i experienced hypertensive cardiomyopathy then congestive heart failure.
it may not have been related, but who knows?
is your BP normal? make sure you get it checked. and yes, as others have said, good luck and i hope all checks out clear for you fella.

I'm amazed that this [s]thread[/s] hasn't been pulled yet! 😉 😯

(in fact its too much 'pulling' that might have caused it)
IGMC

Blimey! No idea about my bp, will ask them to check it

And I thought the snip was bad benz.....

Hope it all turns out well houns.

Mebbe a reminder as with all these things to check things out with a 'practice run' now and again... 😉

Tell you what, that's the world's best excuse if you ever get caught.

Gentleman of stw, no need to thank me for using this as an excuse to, erm, check yourself. Just don't think of me at the time, well, unless it helps

With respect, I don't think that the cover of Metallica's "Load" album issuing forth from the end of Little Cougar will be at the top of my list of libido-enhancing mental images during onanism in the near future.

Just to let you know I just checked mine and the colour is normal. Tastes a bit funny though.

I've had this a couple of times. First time was about 7 years ago and it scared the bejesus out of me. I was passing blood pretty much constantly for days. Lots of pressure and then explosion as a clot was cleared, followed by very red wee. Cue camera down willy (under a general), turns out it was an infected and enflamed prostate. Course of anti-bionics fixed it. I had nightmares (literally) for months afterwards.

Second time was a few months ago, I'd had what I thought was a heavy cold then noticed blood in my wee following some bedroom antics. After a brief solo test run turned out it was in my spaff too but more so. Very worried again, off to the quack and then hospital. By the time my appointment came round it had cleared up by itself but another camera down the willy, this time fully awake, and a sono-wotsit up the jacksie. They couldn't find anything and said it was probably an infected prostate.

Nasty thing to experience but don't worry too much as it's not necessarily anything life threatenting (but do get it checked out thoroughly). Had you been under the weather before it started?

Over-training?

FUNNIEST COMMENT EVER.

Thanks tonyd. A bit run down and the odd cold but put that down to being unfit

I have a lump on one of the boys. This is/was a cyst, it has been aching a little so must be related to this

Same here. I had a little bleeding into the jizz when it first appeared and of course I was quite worried it was a tumour. But ultrasonics should it up to be a cyst on the pipe adjacent to the ball, which I'm told is quite common. It hasn't bled since but aches a little from time to time.

Get yours investigated.

Had the cyst for at least 10years, must be playing up

do you think mumsnet are linking this thread and that?

I have nothing constructive to add, but wanted to say that I can't read the title of this thread without hearing it in Gazza's voice to the tune of "Fog on the Tyne."

And now, probably, nor will anyone else.

"The blood in yer spaff is all mine - COME ON !!" 😯

* I'm rather proud to say that channeling Gazza involves no prostate massage whatsoever

I also, however, have nothing constructive to add
Carry on

I also managed to earworm myself with that stupid sodding song all day. On reflection, I think I'd prefer the OP's affliction.

😆