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As the title says, we have had several bees a day coming from our chimney into the front room.

They are completely black, which I assume is to do with them living in a chimney.

Obviously I am aware that bees are precious these day and would like them to have a good home, just not my chimney. Would it be possible for a beekeeper to come and remove the nest/swam?

Thanks


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 6:55 pm
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Just block the chimney with a cushion and they'll exit via the top?

I have a loft full of wasps, but I figure they found their own way in, so can find their own way out....


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 6:57 pm
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Racist!


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 6:57 pm
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Capture Bees.

Attach small brushes.

Voila - mini free chimney sweeps.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 6:59 pm
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So you don't like black bees eh ? I suppose you're just as prejudice against disabled bees too then ?

You probably wouldn't even give a helping hand to Eric 🙁


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 7:00 pm
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save on heating bills next winter..?

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Posted : 13/04/2011 7:04 pm
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🙂 Thank you STW 🙂


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 7:06 pm
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Old house by any chance? Sounds like mortar bees. They will eat through old brick and mortar to nest.

We had our chimney repaired a few years ago, there were gaps big enough to get an arm in and the chimney was a gnats fart away from crumbling and so the bees were able to get right in.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:01 pm
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Masonry bees, get an exterminator in they are no good to anyone.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:06 pm
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When I had black bees coming out if my chimney I told them where to go and gave them a piece of my mind.

I'll not have them coming out of MY chimney, you mark my words!


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:06 pm
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Next time it could be a child's fireplace.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:09 pm
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Sounds like you've got Ninja bees. Nothing you can do about it. They'll disappear into the shadows and you'll never find 'em.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:14 pm
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Can't believe nobody has suggested lighting a fire


 
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Back in the early 90's I got a swarm in my chimney. I was cool about it and quite protective, but it all got messy in the warm weather when honey began running out the bottom onto the floor. It was a closed off chimney and was oozing out of the boarding. It all got sticky and became a pain to clear up every day. It was actually nice honey (in a sooty sort of way).

In those days people were less protective about bees. I contacted some beekeepers but they advised me to get rid of them.

It pained me greatly then, and it still does, I administered wasp killer down the pot. Most despicable thing I ever did I guess..


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:15 pm
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"Can't believe nobody has suggested lighting a fire"

Or pitchforks? We like a mob around here.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:16 pm
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😆 @ Drac


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:18 pm
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OP will need to check for chimney slugs also. They can be major problem if left untreated and can lead to chmney collapses.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:18 pm
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Chimney slugs 😆
I had wall slugs (and worms) in my student house in Bradford. It had a cellar kitchen. They used to come right through the mortar and ooze about the worktop in the night.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:21 pm
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Imagine...

Slugs the size of pigs

....


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:23 pm
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What they gonna look like with a chimney on 'em?


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:29 pm
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I had hoped that this thread was euphemistically titled and therefore comedy gold, alas not, it's just about bees.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 8:33 pm
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[i]I had wall slugs (and worms) in my student house in Bradford.[/i]

par for the course, from friends' experiences. I must have got lucky with the student houses I rented, but reports of slugs were common in the uni back in the day


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 9:11 pm
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>Masonry bees, get an exterminator in they are no good to anyone.

You sure? doesn't sound like them from this - one clue being they're solitary:

http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/index.cfm?articleid=13990

or this

http://www.east-northamptonshire.gov.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.aspx?documentID=270&pageNumber=3

>Just block the chimney with a cushion and they'll exit via the top?

You can buy inflatable balloon-kinda things for stopping hot air from the room disappearing up the chimney - that might well do the job.


 
Posted : 13/04/2011 10:19 pm
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We had them in a dryer vent. If you make the place uncomfortable for them they will move on. You could start by blocking the flue for a couple of weeks, they won't like the stuffy air. Failing that, just light a nice hot fire.....


 
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Print this picture of a bee eater and stick it in the fireplace.
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Posted : 14/04/2011 6:41 am
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X Files 😯


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 6:42 am
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Maybe it's a portal to hell? The entry to the catacombs of Lucifer's realm? The coming of the Dark Lord, his minions and the subsequent plagues?

Pop to Wilkos and get some 'Anti-Hellswarm' powder. The keep it near the rat poison. Glad to help.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 7:05 am
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X Flies

And now bees, some sort of sex change type op.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 7:09 am
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Does anyone know how to eradicate mortar bees from external walls?

Yep, re-point the brickwork. Although TBH if mortar bees can borrow into it, your pointing is ****ed and needs re-pointing anyway. I believe that mortar bees evolved millions of years ago long before brickwork ever appeared, and they are solely equipped to borrow into compacted sand, soil, etc. Your pointing should be a tad stronger than that.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 10:04 pm

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