Bird Box
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Bird Box

52 Posts
36 Users
0 Reactions
307 Views
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Watched this last night and very much enjoyed it.
Good concept well executed with a competent cast. Including the very lovely
Ms. Bullock and the excellent Mr. Malkovich.
7/10 from the Starships.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 10:30 am
Posts: 34376
Full Member
 

Yeah enjoyed it, a little different from the normal run of the mill zombie/monster/apocalypse movie genre (That seems oddly popular with filmmakers at the minute)


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 10:36 am
Posts: 10474
Free Member
 

No spoilers please. I'll be watching tonight after the pub. Or maybe before would be more sensible.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 10:47 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I thought it was excellent, seems very 'Marmite'.

Lots of comparisons with 'A Quiet Place' but it's only superficially similar.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 10:52 am
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

The bit with Tom Hollander in the house and the births was fantastic.
Couple of bits were just silly.

Spoiler
Driving a car with just a satnav? Yeah right! Negotiating rapids without seeing. Yeah right!

Overall it was ok I thought.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 10:58 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Mrs_D says it’s very good. On that recommendation I think i’ll Give it a miss


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:10 am
Posts: 34376
Full Member
 

No spoilers please

I get the sentiment, but how about not clicking on a thread discussing it?


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:15 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I get the sentiment, but how about not clicking on a thread discussing it?

Then how would we ever know if it's worth watching? 😉


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:37 am
Posts: 31056
Free Member
 

I thought it was ok. Not at the level of A Quiet Place but an interesting concept. It’s about as much supernature as I can take in a post apocalyptic movie. Certainly worth a watch if you’re a subscriber.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:41 am
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Ten in and it's scuffle time.

FFS.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:41 am
Posts: 3136
Full Member
 

I thought it was mediocre at best


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:50 am
Posts: 34376
Full Member
 

Then how would we ever know if it’s worth watching?

Make your own mind up about it? 🙂


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:51 am
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

Make your own mind up about it

What a concept!


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 11:59 am
 DrP
Posts: 12041
Full Member
 

I initially thought i enjoyed it and it was good...
..but the more i thought, the more i started picking HUGE holes in it..!

Agree with Dez on the driving bit. And they survived 5 years WITHOUT any form of tech being developed to allow them to 'see'.
And what's with the kids names? No matter how mad or heartless you are, you wouldn't just do that!

DrP


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 12:08 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Bird Box and The Quiet Place were both full of major plot holes. Acting was decent enough and the films both looked ok but not enough to save it from the shite plot.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 12:33 pm
Posts: 13356
Free Member
 

I thought it was daft.
'we must keep our blindfolds on but I'll steer the boat ok'


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 12:38 pm
Posts: 1930
Free Member
Topic starter
 

I thought it was daft.
‘we must keep our blindfolds on but I’ll steer the boat ok’

S P O I L E R A L E R T


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 12:45 pm
Posts: 34376
Full Member
 

To be fair, she doesn't do that well on the 'ole "steering a boat while blindfolded" trick ....


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 12:50 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Yeah she does have a few issues that were worth the edit.
I reckon the sat nav bit isn’t too daft. Getting right to the front door though....

EDIT: and back up the drive and into the garage


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 1:29 pm
Posts: 13192
Free Member
 

Yes John Malkovich was great. Love him as a nasty type.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 1:48 pm
Posts: 13356
Free Member
 

To be fair, she doesn’t do that well on the ‘ole “steering a boat while blindfolded” trick ….

I think they did very well just getting in it with blindfolds on!


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 1:52 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

I reckon the sat nav bit isn’t too daft. Getting right to the front door though….

EDIT: and back up the drive and into the garage

Well, I do believe that was all part of the bloody journey! Course it was daft.

And if you put 'spoiler' in square brackets, you can HIDE SPOILERS!


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 2:05 pm
Posts: 6071
Free Member
 

We watched it a couple of nights ago. It was okay...


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 4:55 pm
Posts: 2081
Free Member
 

I thought it was alright, fairly solid. However the book is excellent and superior...few bits in the film were either dumbed down or missed out completely.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 5:02 pm
Posts: 3845
Full Member
 

Too much missing for my liking. Mediocr
e at best with a few good bits.


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 8:35 pm
Posts: 3136
Full Member
 

I was also wondering throughout how much Sandra Bullock paid for Michael Jackson’s nose !!


 
Posted : 31/12/2018 9:00 pm
 myti
Posts: 1815
Free Member
 

I thought it was pretty terrible. A five maybe. Quiet place was much better.


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 3:45 am
 CHB
Posts: 3226
Full Member
 

It was OK, but the ending was poor. Felt unfinished.


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 9:06 am
Posts: 97
Full Member
 

It was ok.
Can’t say much more than that...


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 9:14 am
Posts: 2874
Free Member
 

Utterly pointless nonsense. Worst film I've been forced to watch since The Lobster. I would have thought an actor of Malkovich's quality would have thrown the script in the bin but I guess everyone needs to pay the bills. The premise was stupid and the execution turgid


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 9:25 am
Posts: 33325
Full Member
 

Utterly pointless nonsense. Worst film I’ve been forced to watch since The Lobster. I would have thought an actor of Malkovich’s quality would have thrown the script in the bin but I guess everyone needs to pay the bills. The premise was stupid and the execution turgid

You are Mark Kermode and I claim my £5!


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 1:39 pm
Posts: 3351
Full Member
 

The best bit for me was the ending. As then I could go to bed and never have to watch the film again


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 2:27 pm
Posts: 33325
Full Member
 

I must admit when I saw the thread title I imagined it was someone looking for advice on suitable bird nesting boxes for the garden.
Is disappoint.


 
Posted : 01/01/2019 7:02 pm
Posts: 149
Free Member
 

LOTS OF SPOILERS SO If YOU READ IT DON'T WINGE I SPOILED IT

Terrible, terrible film. So many things that didn't make sense or went unexplained.

I kind of expected we would never find out what 'it' was so I can get over that even if it was pretty annoying to not have any hint of an explanation, except for some scenes of the wind blowing some leaves about.

There was never really any explanation as to why some people were immune to the suicide bit? They sort of alluded to them having mental problems but never confirmed. Then on top of that WHY was the english guy suddenly so much cleverer than the other baddies? Also why did he suddenly kill someone? I thought the point of them was that they wanted everyone to see?! But then at one point he just diverts from that and tried to kill someone.

But the thing that wound me up worst was the end! Here you go kids, go play with all the other kids.NO! They have never seen another person in their lives, let alone another kid, they don't know how to play with other kids, they don't know what to do. They are terrified of all these other people, how do they trust them, how do they know they are good people and not baddies?! And Oh OK, we'll just live happily ever after in this random tiny blind asylum in the middle of the woods with loads (far too many) other people!

Nice idea, terrible film.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:15 am
 rone
Posts: 9325
Full Member
 

There was never really any explanation as to why some people were immune to the suicide bit? They sort of alluded to them having mental problems but never confirmed.

You're digging for plot holes - but simply those that were criminally insane were immune on the basis they would further the 'monsters' aims of wiping out the planet. So were spared.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:38 am
 DrJ
Posts: 13416
Full Member
 

Of course it was daft - it wasn't a documentary ffs. But we enjoyed it at Chateau J.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:51 am
 Haze
Posts: 5392
Free Member
 

Just watched it, dog shit


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 9:38 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

I watched it last night.
6/10 . I was up all night though......
Worrying about that glass roof.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 9:46 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Marxist propaganda.

There was never really any explanation as to why some people were immune to the suicide bit?

Was vaguely explained as just the criminally insane but strangely enough only appeared to affect white men (OK one white woman too). Conversely all non-white characters are parodies of empathetic virtue willingly sacrifice their lives for the greater good.

And Oh OK, we’ll just live happily ever after in this random tiny blind asylum.

You mean the diversity garden of Eden? Keep you binkers tight on your journey to that oh and white men are bad, is the not so subliminal message of the film.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:20 pm
Posts: 1415
Free Member
 

Moderately enjoyable if daft, but the ending is up there with the worst I’ve ever seen.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:50 pm
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

Some people on here sound like they've never watched a film before.


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 10:52 pm
Posts: 2609
Full Member
 

SPOILER ALERT

Thought it was ok - better acting that in your usual end of the world stuff.

Agree about the kids at the end they would be so ****ed up it would take ages before they could join in a community.

The ending always feels unfinished in these Netflix films so they can leave it open up a season or two on the back of it.

I am not bothered by the lack of explaination - I hate excessive exposition that seems to be part of recent sci fi


 
Posted : 12/01/2019 11:21 pm
Posts: 338
Free Member
 

I watched it a couple of weeks ago, when Mrs.Willies said it was supposed to be very scary.
Not the worst film I've seen, but I just thought it was a run-of-the-mill zombie film.
I did wonder if it was about social media, as in "Don't look at it, or it'll kill you"........
And Sandra Bullock is turning into Michael Jackson.


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 9:22 am
Posts: 2829
Free Member
 

It was ok, 5/10


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 9:47 am
 DezB
Posts: 54367
Free Member
 

Seen the latest? Holy shit.
https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/birdbox-challange/“


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 2:38 pm
Posts: 33325
Full Member
 

I reckon the sat nav bit isn’t too daft. Getting right to the front door though….

Depends on the satnav being used. There is one called what3words, which uses a system where the entire world is divided up into 3x3metre squares, each square allotted three unique words to identify it, so it’s possible to find a square that’s pretty much right in front of your door, and use the three words to get there with voice guidance.
https://what3words.com


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 3:06 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

The ending always feels unfinished in these Netflix films so they can leave it open up a season or two on the back of it.

I don't know what the breakdown is at Netflix on commissioned films vs bought in studio films that no-one else wanted cause they were shite.

I suspect the later will be the most common.


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 6:02 pm
Posts: 338
Free Member
 

I don’t know what the breakdown is at Netflix on commissioned films vs bought in studio films that no-one else wanted cause they were shite.

I suspect the later will be the most common.

They have Robot-Jox AND Arena; two "gems" I last saw on the shelves of World of Video in 1991.


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 6:13 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

They have some good movies (and a lot of garbage as well) available where they have bought the rights to stream them, I was mainly refering to the Netflix branded ones though.


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 6:21 pm
Posts: 16216
Full Member
 

Robot-Jox AND Arena

Remember them!

As for this movie. Typically Netflix. Meaning just about ok to just above ok.


 
Posted : 13/01/2019 6:22 pm
Posts: 5297
Full Member
 

No spoilers please.

Probably advisable not to read a topic discussing a movie if you don't want to know what happens in that movie.

Personally, I thought it was mediocre. Mildly entertaining at times, interesting concept, and the apocalyptic angle is always a winner. The actual execution left me a bit bored and puzzled.

SPOILERS (for those concerned, who are in here living on the edge)
-
It resonated the potential greatness and then sudden downfall of Jeepers Creepers.
The film really didn't need monsters.
IMO
-
END SPOILER


 
Posted : 14/01/2019 12:54 pm
Posts: 671
Free Member
 

6/10.

Way better effort than 'How It Ends' (also on Netflix). That really is terrible.


 
Posted : 14/01/2019 1:43 pm
Posts: 1096
Free Member
 

How it ends was a 1/10. Birdbox 5/10. Not worth the hype It's getting at all. If Sandra bullock wasn't in it, you would have found it on DVD form in Poundland.


 
Posted : 14/01/2019 5:47 pm

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!