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The pussy cat is on its way out, it goes limp now and again and poos on the carpet, the vet's asking £600 to fix. So thinking it’s time to get rid. Aside from the poo issue, its a good reliable pussy, with at least 12 months left to live.
I’m not one to pull the wool over a potential buyers eyes, and understand it might not be worth too much as it stands. But wondering what the best way of selling it would be. Options…
1.Sign in the window, hope of the best. Guess I could do this anyway, while deciding.
2.gumtree.
3.Ebay.
4.Local cat auction place.
5.pussytrader.
6.others?
Any info would be welcome.
Catalogue?
Cat breakers? ours needs a new front offside leg if you're splitting, needs to be black and white to match though
Sell it to the Pope.
Apparently he's addicted to them.
He's a Cataholic.
Silicone spray.
under the hammer.
Does it have a current M.O.G?
Tried your local kebab shop?
is it not feline well?
how did the vet diagnose the problem? catscan?
WeBuyAnyCat.com?
OldLonelyLadyTrackWorld?
Tried Sudocreme?
Is it an Asian Pussy?
If so I know a few specialist websites.....
I know that in classic STW fashion I’m ignoring your actual question but if it were mine I’d fix it if I reckoned I’d get another year out of it without anything much else going wrong. It’s not worth much anyway and it’s a known quantity. Older cats are always a bit of a gamble but unless you replace it with new or in warranty you’ll always be taking a bit of a punt.
What about a cut-and-shut with a dog with a working rear end? Front half cat, rear half great dane. Would like like one of them awesome dragsters will bit wheels at the back.
You could bring it back to life as a zombie cat like the Mountain on GOT
You probably won't get much interest in it if it's an older model. It's the emissions you see.
https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/wanted/cats/
Try here
If you freshen it up , the new owner might not notice for 6 months and then you should be in the clear legally, reasonable expectations/ knowledge and all that
Thank you. Stw is not dead yet 🙂
Seriously? £600 and you want rid when there's nothing elso wrong with it? You must be kitten me!
Incorrect thread. Sorry I got distracted by the ought of Jekkl offering out some free pussy.
I will wait another couple of months until it starts missing the litter tray and is pissing up the wall ..for the price to come down ..or you could try swapping it for a dog ..isnt that known as a catalytic converter...
Trouble is at that age, their condition goes quickly and their coat gives them away.
Have you thought about shaving it, and passing it off as a some exotic young asian specialist pussy?
Exotic Asian specialist pussy ...works for me !
Tighten the collar on the cat. That should help with any head gasket issues. When was the oil last changed? Don't forget to use the correct grade of organic fish oil, none of that cheap mackerel oil from your local Halibutfords. If you spill any oil while putting it into the cat you can use cat litter to soak up, not sure if you have that?
when you tighten the collar do you catnip it up?
You are Mrs Slowcombe and I claim my five pounds
You are Mrs Slowcombe and I claim my five pounds
Then my pussy is free!
I thought CaptainflasHeart would be all over that one!
If it's a ginger cat, Donald Trump could do with a new hairpiece...
£600 isn't catastrophic I'd think about repair.
A De-cat may actually make emissions worse and it's not strictly legal.
Whatever you choose will only ever be a purrhic victory.
If it's cataclysmic, give it a catatonic. It will be cathartic.
There any violin factories near by?
Have you tried a catalytic conversion?
Are you sure it's a cat?
"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless."
Ron Swanson