[Closed] Best restaurant / take-away name you've seen..

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Frying Nemo

Working in Wakefield, was suddenly accosted by what sounded like an ice cream van, belting out the Batman theme tune.

Looked out of the window to see a mobile sandwich shop, "The Bap Van."

ha! brilliant.
I love my greasy food with a dose of shame smothering comedy

Well, in Durham there is Benis Kebabs, who fights a losing battle to stop people breaking off the B and turning it into a P.

"The Codfather" isn't that good a name but there used to be a Codfather 1, 2 and 3 in Edinburgh and people spent ages arguing about which one was best, that's meta chippying.

I've always been amused by 'memories of india' between newtongrange/gorebridge.

you are always guaranteed to be reminded of india the following day.

Karls Burgers, probably the best burger van in Cardiff. If anyone is thinking of starting a Breaking Bad themed chippy you can have ""You're Cod Damn Right" on the house

There was a Ho Lee Fuk chinese restaurant on the Kings road. very similar to the one in Werewolves of London.

We have Anu's Kitchen in Basingstoke

Kebabelicious

It bloody was'n'all

There was a Ho Lee Fuk chinese restaurant on the Kings road.

As students we used to frequent the Tung Lok Chinese in Preston, hereafter known as the French Kiss Chippie.

There's also this, of course. Means "happy Buddha" apparently. we believe you. http://www.phatphucnoodlebar.co.uk/

The Fiscotheque under Waterloo Station is one of my faves.
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Theres a Shatin Chinese takeaway in Uddingston

If you are in Valencia

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Not as annoying as the name suggests and very nice inside.

Our local Chinese takeaway for many years was the Sha Tin

The Shatin in Uddingston is across the road from my house and also my favourite

Abra-kebabra, and as if by magic it all reapeared again the next morning...

Kebabistan - in Turkey

iGo Hungry - Sheffield. This one I cannot explain.

man these are great

Sandwich shop in Southampton: "Nice Baps". There was also allegedly the Shirley Temple in Shirley, Brum. An Indian obvs.

The indian restaurant in Sandy (Bedfordshire) is called the Gandhi. Always makes me smile.

Balti Towers

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We have a Chinese called "Wok you like" always makes me smile when you call to place an order.
Herro, wok you like ?

House of Cod chip shop

I think there used to be an Indian takeaway in Annan called Ravi Burns

Jasons Donnervan at the Triangle in Bristol

Aladdin Hot For You in Dumbarton is an interesting one. Never dared go there.

I want to set up a curry place near Aviemore and call it the Balto Garden

There's a fishmonger in Buckie called Mr Mair.

His company is called, "Eat Mair Fish", which I really like.

You maybe need to understand the Doric to get this???

the sultan of kebab always made me smile.

and the cod farther.

Ice cream shop in Coatbridge - Coney No Dae That!

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Chippy on Kent road in Gornal called Kent's tuck in Fried Chicken. KFC took them to court to get them to change it and lost.

Gyro Day

Mustapha Kebab

Mc Indians

Kebabylon

http://www.blumen-eck.de/

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Wok this Way - Sheffield, formally Battersea Cods Home,
Codraphrenia - Sheffield

why is only fast food places and hair salons get to do the fun pun naming?

on the same st as the above, Curl up and Dye!!

Gay's Creamery in Dawlish - Lush food!

M.T. Bellies

Karas Big Baps

Pizza Hot

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Belfast

There is a kebab shop in Tilbury called Stallions 😯

The local Chinese

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Killer: it's not just fast food places and hairdressers. There's a garage near me in Bristol called Piston Broke

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not funny, but they always make me smile. Sparkhill & portsmouth.

007 - License to grill.

Call Me Halal

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why is only fast food places and hair salons get to do the fun pun naming?

on the same st as the above, Curl up and Dye!!

I used to know Declan from Curl up and Dye

Theres a shop selling mobility aids and care equipment in Irvine called 'Thistle Help'

Disgruntled employee or customer pulled the plug? Anyway, entirely suitable 😀

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Not a fast food establishment but still...

In Dunoon

The one on the left is a hairdressers
The one on the right is a wig shop 😆

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Disgruntled employee or customer pulled the plug?

Off topic but my local post office rebranding themselves after losing their post office franchise to the mini-mart across the road

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[EDIT] the butchers to the left of the photo is called 'Pleased to meet, meat to please'

There is a Wok This Way in Oakham - been there at least 40 years.

Down the road in Little Eaton is a Chinese called Happy Eaton, which still makes my smile for no obvious reason.

The Prawn Star.. A chippy / Chinese takeaway I once visited

in Nice, France

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I presume that the Belfast chippy, "For Cod and Ulster" is next door to the "Orange Wok"?

Very good PP

Bang Thai Dee in Elland, nr Halifax.

I never go here in case they get my order wrong

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We have to listen to this every dinner time, must be more than one.

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Chipsy Kings

in Amsterdam...

I almost forgot my old local in Chelmsford - Wok-U-Like?

So many gems already, but if Call me Halal is genuine.. I'm probably willing to forgive their choice of butchery

If I had the Bap Van it wouldn't say breakfast, brunch, lunch, it'd just say dinner... ah you know where I'm going

Shirley Temple Balti House in Brum.

Abrakebabra

Used to live near to a nice takeaway called Roti Boti in Levenshulme.....

The Kum Tong in Bridgnorth always gets your laughing gear going.

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Rob is the Big Wang on the Welford Road? If it's the same one it's a very decent place.

Never really fancied trying this local Chinese Takeaway.

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Steak and barbeque place near Sowerby Bridge called Bare Grills

Similarly to KFC one up there, there was a Hari Ramzans in deepest darkest Stevenson.

Eat Me Out (no longer) on Carlton Hill, Nottingham

OH MY COD
in Farnham near the Bike Shop,

A SALT & BATTERY
In New York, But one of the best Fish & Chip shops i've been in,

A friend's chicken van, the logo went viral last year.

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Slightly ot but there's a green grocer in Birmingham called melon-cauli