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This one has got to be up there....

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/jun/11/digested-week-should-we-tell-jeff-bezos-his-rocket-looks-like-a-penis


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 2:10 pm
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Nice! He does appear to have gone to extra effort to give it a nice bellend.
I mean pretty much all rockets are phallic, aren't they?


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 3:58 pm
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headline


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:03 pm
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But would you take a ride on that thing? Given that neither he nor his brother have terminal illness as far as I know what possesses then to take a seat up there?


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:06 pm
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It would be slightly ironic if it blew up on launch.....


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:07 pm
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as far back as 2016, someone tweeted: "Woot! Successful launch of Bezos' space penis - Blue Origin New Shepherd rocket! They were able 2 successfully deploy 'just the tip'."


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:08 pm
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He already knows, the dirty bugger.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:11 pm
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But would you take a ride on that thing? Given that neither he nor his brother have terminal illness as far as I know what possesses then to take a seat up there?

Of course. More to the point why wouldn't you? Are you expecting to single handedly cure cancer or something?


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:12 pm
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Of course. More to the point why wouldn’t you? Are you expecting to single handedly cure cancer or something?

It would probably need two hands to be fair.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:16 pm
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S****.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:19 pm
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It would probably need two hands to be fair.

That's only to get ready for re-entry.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:20 pm
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There's probably an ejection system in case of emergencies.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:43 pm
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I hope it doesn't launch prematurely.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:57 pm
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The All-time, Undisputed Champion

Honourable mention


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 4:58 pm
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I came here to post the super caley go ballistic one, that’ll take some beating in my opinion.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 5:05 pm
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Back in the eighties the Sun headline:

'"My Tory toffs were oh so sweet", says marshmallow strip queen, Vashanti'

I contemporaneously got to hear about the precipitating antics from the girlfriend (present at the event) of a Tory Toff. The takeaway was something about rich, amoral, entitled types having an indestructible relationship with doing something naughty, getting caught and then denying everything until the next fast-moving scandal comes along to draw the spotlight; a fine tradition I think many of us recognise in our glorious government.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 6:04 pm
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https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/jun/11/clarksons-farm-review-jeremy-the-ignoramus-rides-again

I liked this - another from Lucy Mangan.


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 6:08 pm
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It's

Obviously


 
Posted : 11/06/2021 6:23 pm
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Posted : 11/06/2021 6:57 pm
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Super Caley

Never too be bettered.


 
Posted : 12/06/2021 7:54 am
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I am fond of "Jobless blow for Jim", at a time when Jim Callahan was MP and the unemployment figures were disappointing.


 
Posted : 12/06/2021 10:04 am
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Not a headline but definitely my favourite article.

I took this photo of an article in the local rag at Whistler.


 
Posted : 12/06/2021 10:35 am

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