Not on Christmas day, but close enough - a son.
Congrats...dad!
Best: A Primos Gen2 Trigger stick from the kids, a Laksen tweed shooting coat from Mrs Scape and a bottle of Ardbeg 10yr old from the dog.
Worst... really cannot think of anything that disappointed me. Even the traditional tat stocking fillers were entertaining.
Best- a full night's sleep last night for the first time in a month, instead of being awake for 2 or 3 hours in the middle of the night 😀
2nd best- a Cotic MTB jersey that matches my Soul 😀
Worst- nothing! Had no naff presents for a change, after last year's low of a green plastic handbag!
Best - slippers, hat and a t-shirt..
Worst - two small 'spell candles' from Glastonbury, apparently endowed with magical properties..
(I should probably include the bottle of rum from my mil which I immediately had to pass on to someone else, after a rum fuelled two day bender with a very dodgy mate last weekend nearly earned me a divorce)
Best present, a GoPro Session from my two best friends 8).
Worst, cheap aftershave, might just use it for degreasing and firestarting 😆
One of my favourites: after telling a couple of employees that I disliked presents - they baked me biscuits in the shape of bicycles! I've nearly finished them they were lovely biscuits and very thoughtful gift
My mother in law got me one of these (well like one of these, not this actual one as this one looks expensive whereas the one I got looks less so):
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Neither my wife nor I really know what to make of it.
Boom!
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That vs a pair of M&S slippers...
not really a Christmas present as such but this little herbert, just arrived, has been the best thing:
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and bizarrely, no bad presents for me this year!
Looks like a Bedlington Woffle? Can't think of a better Christmas present.
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Looks like a Bedlington Woffle? Can't think of a better Christmas present.
Yup. Both Bedlingtons; Thing Minor = Digby. Thing Major = Stanley.
My 11 year old Bedlington is curled up on a blanket on the sofa after a busy day.
I'm loving scotroutes T shirt - have a mate who do with one of them.
Also wish I had friends like sparksmcguff's staff - what a terrific gesture. Made me feel all Christmassy!
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Best: A GoPro from my uncle, complete with every accessory the shop had 😀
Worst: A tub of Licorice Allsorts from my uncle, I hate licorice 😡
Everything else was good, did nicely this year 8)
That's a splendid looking coffee machine!
Gotta love that t-shirt too 🙂
That man bag, however......... sweet lord
Got a farty Bedlington,playing the blame game sat berween me and the missus(it was me!!)
Loving Scotroutes T-shirt! And foomans Santa Cruz.
Whiskey, whiskey, more whiskey.
I will be returning home with 5 bottles.
The Outlaws are promoting my drink problem.
Not sure about footman's Santa's arms.
Best mini Korg synth
Worst socks
Best - Proviz jacket or the coffee grinder...
Worst - 2 cans of special brew....will probably still drink it....
Close run for me.
Best: my first child was born yesterday, but I also got a PS4 Pro.
Worst: none, a good run this year!
Best - innertube wallet from the missus
Worst - key locater thingy that works via bluetooth but the app is full of crap that nearly bricked my phone
However, that pales into insignificance compared to what my other half's father got her. She is a vegan and he has a history of buying completely inappropriate or otherwise shite presents. This year he got her a coat which not only was it two sizes too big and not something she would wear anyway also had the added bonus of being made of nappa lamb leather. Classy.
Big congratulations to njee20 and Mrs njee20!
Best: A pair of Adidas Gazelles
Worst: Nothing, really, except that Father Christmas left me two packets of fig rolls, and after 6 months of limited riding, I really don't need them.
Thanks SR!
Everyone needs fig rolls. It's science.
Best? my little girls excitement about her new bike.
Worst...my other halves grandparents falling ill 🙁
A kite from my uncle 😉
Congrats njee20 family. May as well sell the playstation, no time to play it 🙂
Congratulations njee!
My best present was my 15 week old daughter giving her first proper belly laugh 😀
Proper dusty room at that point!
Congrats njee20!
Best present: probably my Star Wars bottle opener from my eldest daughter, cheap but a lovely thought and appreciated.
No worst presents - most of the rest I paid for myself, so if they're crap it's my own fault 😀
Thanks guys, I risk monopolising the thread now! Suffice to say (I think) he's beautiful, and surfing STW at 5am with him sleeping in my lap I feel will be an increasingly common occurrence.
Good work Sir, splendid news about the PlayStation. 😉 They're fanatastic fun in the long run, might as well throw away the receipt, as temprental as they are you get used to having them around and sort of attached.
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Didn't get a single bad gift, seriously.
Best: watching my boy ride just over 1km on a balance bike in QECP and when asked what he thought about getting caked in mud and the bumps ... "it fun!" (He's 2 years old) and this is the first time he's ridden anywhere other than the path at the local park.
Worst: not seeing my in law's at all and not getting to see my friends until today.
Best obsessive cycling disorder hoodie or some snazzy addidas trainers to replace my very old gazelles
Worst seeing the kids crying when they found out I had to work Christmas eve Christmas day boxing day and new years day 🙁
Just how many 'joint" presents are relevant to the male of the relationship?
Just opened a very nice etched jug. Mrs Zip will love it but personally it's not doing it for me.
Ungrateful? Yes but I feel I do have a point. .....present update ....more kitchen stuff for mrs zip.
Lots of good ones including a lovely bottle of malt and some interesting sipping beers.
Worst 3 bottles of desperado. WTAF!!!
Best = all of them, the family stuck to my list of vinyl wanted ( much to my surprise )
Worst = none of them ... see comment above
Congrats njee - good work mate. Maybe Southern Rail will be fixed by the time you new baby is old enough to work. 🙂
OK update
My fil got something like these for the kids
https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/btr/Radio-Remote-Control-Infrared-M1A2-Battle-Tanks-Scale/B002XFNPFM
Had some mates staying this weekend and t the kids haven't had a look in
apparently you can get 2 sets and have a 4 player
