Bendee Stiq EVO
 

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Behold the Bendee Stiq EVO.

Faced with the prospect of replacing your tailgate gas struts that may well cost more than the entire value of your car?

You need a Bendee Stiq EVO. It's versatile too. Works equally well with bonnets. Only £99.99

Mercedes, BMW and Audi owners may prefer the Bendee Stiq EVO Deluxe. £199.99

You may think the Bendee Stiq was dreamt up by some mountain bikers who were lost in the woods unable to make a decision as to which trail to follow and you would be partially correct.

However extensive field testing with the Bendee Stiq EVO guarantees no more forehead to tailgate collisions.

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Posted : 14/05/2015 3:34 pm
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I see you have the classic C5 tailgate lifter fail. Nice botch. Oh how i miss my C5 😐


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 4:19 pm
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I see you have the classic C5 tailgate lifter fail. Nice botch. Oh how i miss my C5

I can't complain really, it owes me nothing. Having the Bendee Stiq Evo in the boot more than doubles it's value.

A left hand drive version will shortly be available for export.

Bendee Stiq EVO is biodegradable and can be used in emergencies for kindling. Beware of imitations.


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 5:33 pm
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Objection! That's a bodge, not a botch. Botching means doing something badly, bodging means doing something wrong, well.


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 5:40 pm
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what you want is a bungee running from the radiator grill over the roof and latched on to the lip of the tailgate

Think how exciting it'll be every time you fit or remove it 😀


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 5:58 pm
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Audi just called. They want it.

Vorspung Tech Stiq.


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 6:05 pm
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"birch" tech stiq, surely ?


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 6:10 pm
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"birch" tech stiq, surely ?

😀


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 7:14 pm
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Meh, I'm holding out for the Evo Pro version.


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 7:17 pm
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Is it available in Enduro colours for those crazy Europeans?


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 9:33 pm
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I used the Compact version - the Cunning Old Broom Leverage EVO for a few months. It has the benefit of fitting in a Touran boot without resort to bending, and has better performance in windy conditions.


 
Posted : 14/05/2015 9:42 pm

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