Some more excellent Alpha tips here. Don't forget, housewives are sentient beings with an incredible gift, don't ejaculate near prostitutes.
https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1617554304629616640
I'm surprised how little flack the OP got for his needy humblebrag. You lot are slipping.
I’m surprised how little flack the OP got for his needy humblebrag. You lot are slipping.
We're all quietly jealous but too beta to admit it.
If we are humble bragging...
I fell over and hit my head. After being carted off to hospital the lady doctor put her hands down my pants to take my pulse, asked if I did sport, I said I cycled and then emblazoned above my head on the wall was a sign the read ATHLETE.
Best Day of my life!
I stand in awe.
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1695962595461591091
that has to be a parody account, surely?
Word for word what I was about to write.
I've been through tweets from the Nick guy before and found it hard to work out if it was parody
Hard to believe it's anything else from that particular one
A real Alpha wouldn't start a thread about it. So OP is definitely Beta or below.
I’ve been through tweets from the Nick guy before and found it hard to work out if it was parody
If he is, he's playing a very long con, and you have to admire his consistency.
that has to be a parody account, surely?
Yes, but he's subtle enough most of the time that it's usually hard to know. I suspect the same guy does the Gary Peterson and 3-year letterman parody accounts too:
https://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1695968693090451691
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1694807887791484993
Alpha? It’s all bullshit made up to help males not comfortable with their actual self to feel OK and less threatened by everything and everyone.
Yeah, incels, basically. Sad little boys yet to actually grow a pair.
Anyone who describes themselves as or is accepting of being described as 'alpha' is deficient, insecure and pathetic.
So 'nick adams' went to the bakery for some 'fresh sourdough bread'.
Accepting the possibility this is an exemplar of Poe's Law, what a knob.
Are you going to the bakery for stale sourdough?
Three words - fresh sourdough bread; two of them - fresh and bread - are completely redundant.
What a prick - if he's not a parody.
What a prick – if he’s not a parody.
It's a parody account, but it's subtle enough most of the time that it's hard to tell.
Funny thing about all these mouth-breathers is they'd describe some of the introverted reflectors I've worked with over the years as Beta's or Simps. Little do they know some of them have nice little post-nominals that in the military community signify they are anything but.
Absolute whoppers the lot of them.
What they describe as "Alpha" is how to successfully have an insecure attachment style.
It's mixed in with some stuff that can be helpful, such as a growth mindset, and personal responsibility, but overall it's pretty toxic.
What they describe as “Alpha” is how to successfully have an insecure attachment style.
It’s mixed in with some stuff that can be helpful, such as a growth mindset, and personal responsibility, but overall it’s pretty toxic.
Tis a sales pitch. Nothing more.
The irony is, that the book "The Game" which brought this whole subculture to wider attention (including mine) is about how empty and joyless it is.
Another masterclass from Nick Adams (Alpha Male).
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1700695297905619268
If wear Rapha then you are alpha.
Arpha mamils Shirley
