[Closed] beer farts.

Disgusted myself this morning after a night on the Adnams. It's rare that I have to run away from my own.

Upset the wife this morning after I repeatedly blamed our 1 year old for the smell of my rotting insides.

Try working in a bar that sells guinness at an alarming rate.

That was the most disgusting job I've ever had and I am right this moment supervising a landfill construction.

Yep, some particularly nasty nifty in the momo household this morning after a few pints of landlord last night 😈

Just arrived in Cape Town after a dry few days in Sudan so last night I had a few pints of Weissbier and some chick pea salad. Shocking result this morning, proper chemical warfare.

On the Guinness last night, woke up to thunder this morning, and now stood outside in the rain.

Ahh yes, the memories of stinging eyes after many a night of Guinness. THe poos are worse.

can i suggest that for world class emissions, real ale is mixed with proper butcher's faggots (none of that mr brain's nonsense).

i managed to wake my wife from a deep sleep into a world of disgust and confusion with one silent but lethal gust

As long as you don't get the real ale beeriod you'll be ok lol

This has to be the main downside of banning smoking in pubs. We need somebody to come up with a none-toxic but manly masking agent for the discerning hosetelry.

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Any beer with ginger in causes me to be a bio hazard. I thought ginger was good for the gut!

Last year I was waiting for a train back home after a ride, when it pulled up I realised that it was full of folk on their way back towards Brum from the Worcester beer festival. It was too late, I was right by the doors when they opened, it was a like a scene from backdraft, the smell melted my helmet