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I've had a beard in one form or another since my late 20's. For the last five years I've had a full, long beard. Woke up this morning with a snotty toddler attached to my face. Just felt dirty and messy.

Lopped the beard off and now keep scaring myself when I walk passed reflective surfaces. I look like a cross between Casper the Friendly Ghost and Robocop without his helmet. Mrs Funkmaster keeps staring at me and Jr keeps asking "daddy, where beard go"

Crap story, but thought I'd share 🙂


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 10:55 am
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Pics?


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:01 am
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We need a before and after photo. Chop chop..


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:01 am
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Do you leave a little Hitler moustache before shaving it all off?


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:04 am
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Can't get google photos to work on here or I'd upload some. Didn't do the Hitler stache this time.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:13 am
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[url= https://goo.gl/photos/a7ntMTNSYN3ugbw98 ]Beard / No Beard[/url]


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:30 am
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You have beautiful eyes.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:32 am
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:wink:Dear lord, worse than I expected.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:33 am
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For practical reason to keep warm you should have beard otherwise both fine.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:35 am
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You shaved the bottom of your glasses too?!


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:36 am
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You have beautiful eyes.
:oops:.. Waves timidly at bear 🙂

You shaved the bottom of your glasses too?!

Must be time for a new prescription!


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:36 am
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You have beautiful eyes.

😆


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:37 am
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That was a bit extreme. Couldn't you have left a tiny nose wipe for Jr?


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:37 am
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That is, or rather was, a seriously impressive beard. I cannot claim anywhere near the same level of hirsuteness but I'm too scared to get rid of my beard (it's been hiding my crap chin for about the last 20 years now).


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:39 am
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My chin is fatter than it was the last time I saw it. That was an unpleasant surprise.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:41 am
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Now that is/was a proper beard!

I've often fancied experimenting with the Michael Eavis style head-on-upside-down look, which you've managed with such aplomb, but whenever I have even the hint of stubble I am forcefully reminded that if I do, I'll be single 😥


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:45 am
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Regret will set in soon - that beard was magnificent. It should have been given a proper send off, not cast aside on a whim!

#wontsomeonethinkofthebeadyweirdies


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 11:56 am
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You look ten years younger without that hairy mess 🙂


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 12:10 pm
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Just grow your hair instead Binners, everyone loves a hippy.
🙂

Funky, that was indeed an epic beard.
Knit yourself some mittens?


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 12:11 pm
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I can always grow it back, unlike the hair on my head.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 12:11 pm
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I recently took mine down to stubble after two years.

I just looked tired.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 1:52 pm
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Current issue in my house is fiancee wants to see my chin before we get married - had the beard for 20 years now. Kids don't want me to shave it off... last year I shaved my head instead, didn't go down to well with either party 😆


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 1:54 pm
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Posted : 07/05/2017 3:21 pm
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Current issue in my house is fiancee wants to see my chin before we get married

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Posted : 07/05/2017 5:49 pm
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no beard for the win


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 5:51 pm
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Looking good!


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 5:55 pm
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Current issue in my house is fiancee wants to see my chin before we get married

Seems risky, what if it isn't what she imagined and runs off with David Coulthard


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 5:56 pm
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Funk Jr just keeps running over, pointing at my face and laughing. Walked up Teggs Nose earlier (local hill) and it was nice to feel the wind on my face. Although I missed the manly beard wafting in the breeze. I'm in for a world of good natured abuse at work in the morning..

Current issue in my house is fiancee wants to see my chin before we get married

Don't do it! My chin is twice as big as I remember it being. There could be anything under your face carpet.


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 5:59 pm
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Grow it back - only a little longer than it was and you can do a hipster comb over of the top knot 😀


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 6:23 pm
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Inspired by this thread, I've just gone clean shaven - first time in 6 months. Feels great.

Now where's that old school razor thread 😆


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 6:39 pm
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You know beards are washable right. 😉


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 7:48 pm
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I *dare* surroundedbyhills to go for the 'victorian gentleman' look...


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 7:53 pm
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What Lady Gresley said. You look ten years younger without it


 
Posted : 07/05/2017 8:33 pm
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Before - Gimli.

After - Potato.

But you look cleaner. So stick with the polished appearance.


 
Posted : 08/05/2017 8:25 am

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