[Closed] Bangs head against wall

Is he not from round there?

It does seem to have been a week for random stupidity.

some dick complained about the same thing on a town quay in cornwall while he was on his seaside holidays

"seaside in smelling fishy shocka"

Bangs head against wall

Careful--you'll give yourself a haddock

Careful--you'll give yourself a haddock

from the seaside where he is walking about

What's happening to this thread now?
Are we going to fillet with fish puns or what?

Haven't you lot got anything batter to do than carp on?

I'm not sure if I want to contribute to this nonsense or not. I'll go and mullet over..

Enough of this!

Fin.

Think I'll just perch here and see how this plaice out. I reckon smeone's going to nd up looking like a right pollock. I'll pier in from time to time, but I expect it'll flounder quite soon.

Well if he is by the sea [i]eel [/i]be glad he's there - [i]Ide [/i]get myself off to the cafe for of a cup of [i]char [/i]by the beach, that would be [i]brill[/i]

I think he should have used Turbot power to escape the smell .

For christ's hake. SAKE.. dammit you've got me doing it now when all I wanted to do was complain.

Couldn't resist taking the bait!

Some people always seem to have lobster complain about.

But starting a thread like seems to reel them in...

Did you say creel them in ?

Is he fully trained, and has he dolphinately had the right CPD?

It's more likely to be an lack of knowledge, rather than being on porpoise.

Calm down buoys

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I bet the first thought you had was [i]"is this a joke? This scampi happening..."[/i]

This is my thread and you are making me crabby 😉

Whats worse than having lobsters on a piano?

Crabs on yer organ

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh

I think you should all cuttle off quietly and forget this ever happened.