[Closed] *bangs head against desk*

You can die from drinking too much water.

Add that to the mix..

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If you don't drink enough water before banging your head on the desk you will cause more damage to the brain cells.

Fact.

If you don't drink enough water you'll get bunged up.

Filling your desk drawers with water can cure AIDS, even bad cat AIDS

If you combine drinking water with homeopathy by diluting it, it will do even more good.

Are we talking bottled water or RAW water!

You need organic water for it to be of any use...

Any specific temperature?

Ask them if they realise that tap water contains potentially lethal levels of dihydrogen monoxide.

any chance you can access their shoes ? - for hydration

Try holding your colleague's head under water until properly hydrated.

get your science out of here - we only want FACTS

People who drink too much water have a 17% higher chance of being bummed.

Colour has to be important, too.

Ask them if Mick Fanning thinks water is dangerous...

If you add Aloe Vera juice to the water you will lose 80lbs!! or is that £80? I'm not too sure.

Needless to say we're discussing low-carb, high fat water?

What tyres for water?

Hi
Slight change of tack but not too dissimilar.
A woman quoting a Latin legal phrase, relating to personal injury and blame (volenti non fit injuria), from many many years ago stated that because it was Latin it must have come from Europe!!!!
WTF!!!!!
Thanks
Steve

@ Cougar

Only [i]tap[/i] water?

How much water does the Queen have?

Makes you think, doesn't it?

I saw a video once of the queen as a little girl, with the queem mum (gawd bless 'er), drinking some water

What the consensus on "pre-owned" water?

Also, water has a memory, so if you've pissed it off once it's unlikely to helpful second time around

Filling your desk drawers with water can cure AIDS, even bad cat AIDS

Even bad cat aids?

I did not know that.

Is volenti a defence against death from over hydration?

What the consensus on "pre-owned" water?

All water is pre-owned - I think water from the kitchen tap has been drunk by approximately 7 or 8 people before you pour it into your glass.

Everybody who drinks water dies. FACT

We need moar water.
The Queen owns lots of water.
It's a class conspiracy I tell you. 😉

I'm scared of water now

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Only tap water?

I didn't say "only," but tap water is as good an example as any. You'd struggle to find a more highly concentrated source.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

What's the best biscuit to eat with water?

You mean [url= http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html ]Dihydrogen Monoxide[/url] - the chemical that can be lethal to humans and is found in many carcinogenic compounds, but is regularly sprayed on crops to boost growth?

Nasty stuff!

Edit: dammit Cougar!

Water biscuit? Obviously.

What's the best biscuit to eat with water?

That infogram is wrong. A of few die of cold shock, not drowning...

Nice work there zippykona....

All water has previously been filtered by dinosaur kidneys.

http://www.techtimes.com/articles/56727/20150530/you-are-drinking-dinosaur-pee-everyday-heres-why.htm

Dinasours didn't exist, silly.

And the populations of Reading, Henley and Maidenhead perform a similar service for Londoners.

And the populations of Reading, Henley and Maidenhead perform a similar service for Londoners.

And all the sheep and humans in North Wales do it for Brum, and the sheep and -humans in Cumbria and Peaks do it for Manchester 🙂

I remember a story about a remote pub in North Wales. Allegedly there was a sign in the bog: 'Please don't forget to flush this toilet - Liverpool needs the water'.

I remember as a child on first hearing about people passing water and wondering who they were passing it to !!! .......whats the fxxking deal here daddyo ?

tesco value still water makes yer willy fall off

Also fact

Is the water in a mug at the side of the bed?

Is the water in a [s]mug[/s] beaker at the side of the bed?

Details, Matt, details.

😀

Details, Matt, details.

Damned straight.

Washing your wang in a mug would just be disgusting.

'If you're not properly hydrated your cells can't talk to each other and so will turn cancerous'

Well, no. But if you really try, you can get an AKI and an appointment with a big turquoise machine with a load of roller pumps on it.

water you lot going on about now?

Have more people died from lack of water or because of water, 3rd world countries excluded.

Makes you think, I think

No one has yet asked the questions of where the hell do you work and why the hell do you still wok there?

I likes water me, drinks it all day I does.

Solo - Member

Any specific temperature?

'I don't drink water. Fish **** in it.'

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'I don't drink water. Fish **** in it.'

I know I could google it but cba

<edit> now googled, potty mouth!

I've been told you can identify which water to drink, based on the colour of the water.

Gov should issue a colour coded guide to [i]safe water[/i].

[i]micturate, defecate, fornicate[/i]

Thanks, I've been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms...

[i] IHN - Member

micturate, defecate, fornicate

Thanks, I've been looking for a motto to attach to my coat of arms...[/i]

Don't forget "[i]respirate[/i].

Is the water in a beaker at the side of the bed?

Any specific temperature?

Ice cold would not be a good choice... 😯

Water biscuit? Obviously.

I should hope so, it's been proven that air biscuits are seriously harmful (please share this with 100 people or your personal angel will be harmed).

Don't be so leaudicrous.

D'eau
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Chapeau

bearnecessities - Member

Dinasours didn't exist, silly.

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Count me in!

because it was Latin it must have come from Europe!!!!

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there's a t-shirt for that in China...
Drink more water