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So much chance for punnery and they simply glossed over it,it's not as if it would have taken alblumen day to come up with a few crackers.
I'm eggsasperated
They also need to check their maths - they don't sell for 20p anymore!!
That's probably what they cost rather than what they sell them for
As above, pretty sure they are a lot more eggspensive than 20p. 😆
I'd not shell out more than 30p.
I’d not shell out more than 30p.
The yolk would be on you if you did, you’d have egg all over your face!
Nothing to see here, it's all ova.
I looks like they didn't catch whoever poached them. They must have scrambled.
Glad you all spotted the opportunity to work out the profit on a creme egg, same as me.
So it’s about 70% gross margin on a creme egg.
Cocks.
Cocks.
You'll be lucky if you get any eggs from one of them.
So it’s about 70% gross margin on a creme egg.
If they sold direct to customer, and that cost of sales was zero.
I’ve had about un oeuf of egg puns now, as yolk can see.
There's a few good lines in the report, looks like the author was given free range to express their self. Adding more puns would be easy, over 10 in this thread alone but let's look on the sunny side. Up in Stafford there will be plenty of cheap, unpleasant chocolate wrapped round over sweet filling to share.
Come guys - an oeuf with the egg puns already
.75p (inc vat) at RRP, an average retailer will buy at around 50p > 35p per egg (+vat) depending on where/when/who they are buying from. The 20p is prob Cadbury's cost price.
Well they made more of an effort with goats at least
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-64836245.amp
should've started a new thread reall db - you'll end up Billy no-mates on here
Sounds like some residents will be stoked to see the goats gone.
should’ve started a new thread reall db – you’ll end up Billy no-mates on here
I was tempted to do baaaaad BBC but it didn't seem quite right