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Read the instructions what you can't read the instructions how have you survived this far in life?
*I just copied a post which my dad wrote on a different forum, I can assure you my brother is an electrical engineer 🙂
Any photos?
I like your style 🙂
+1 btw
Check your [s]a[/s] dipstick
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I do have images,
how do i upload them?
It's easy, have a look [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/getting-used-to-the-site ]here.[/url]
This thread is falling apart at the seams.
I no longer support this thread and would like it to be removed from the internet.
i could take the piss out of the threads you've commented on,
but i have a life
I would remove this with so much joy, but i dont thinkyou can.
I'm leaving this thread before I have to ban myself.
You would have a better, more enjoyable life if you read and got involved on my Architecture thread.
It has helped to drastically improve Binners' love life. Ask him, he'll tell you it's true.
A diesel but you hate diesels and where are all the purple rinser going to get their hair done now.
I know, I know, I don't know. Whatamidoing?
Why don't you take Audi to small claims court for.. erm... what have they actually done wrong?
A diesel but you hate diesels and where are all the purple rinser going to get their hair done now.
I know, I know, I don't know. Whatamidoing?
Hello Surf Mat .
Got to be him, surely .
Now about my £5.
Funny thread.
Been thinking about getting a TT towards the end of the year. Although, I really can't be arsed car hunting at the moment.
To be clear, this would be bought by me, not the use of a relatives car.
Loved the Volvo comments on page 1 - the alternator in my old 940 failed and I just replaced the brush pack. It cost a whole £20...
Old car in user serviceable parts shocker 🙂
Oh and you can fit mountain bikes in it...
This thread has all the makings of the 'the Cube bike I got on fraudulent finance has a scratch on it' one fromt eh weekend.
So, to get this right, the OP does not own the car, is not paying for the repairs and is determined to make themsleves look as daft as possible?
Suck it up hairdresser boy
Brilliant! 😆
I really hope Audi are charging you a storage fee while you throw your toys out of your pram because you are quite frankly obnoxious and need to get a grip on reality!
Wunundred! 🙂
priceless thread.. op in identity crisis! hilarious... I used to brag about daddy's new car too when I was about 6...
"but it will most probably spank your car"
As my main fun car is a Calloway twin turbo Corvette ZR1, I really seriously f*****g doubt it, my starter motor probably produces more power than the Audi.
So there, I'll consider my willy waved for today.:)
£420 for a dealer replaced alternator isn't that bad considering how much they charge for labour per hour.
If you think that's bad, my alternator costs £500 at the very very best just for the part ( a few hundred more from the dealer ) and then you have to factor in ripping the front end apart to replace it cause it's jacketed into the engine block and coolant system.
So wind yer neck in .... Willy waving over for me.
I've two audis - what's that make me? (ok I have one and my misses has another)
However neither of them are a TT.
Should of gone to Skoda, or VW - they are the same bits 🙂
When i blew the head gasket and waterpump on my previous golf GTI, I took it to a non-audi garage just over the border in Wales. To fix that AND Service the car cost me £500. Problem isn't the car - it's where you left it.
BTW What colour is the TT?
I have had nothing but impeccable service from my Audi dealer, but then again I am not a tight git and bought a new one 😆
But seriously, you bought a 6 year old car, you may have got lucky you may not have, but parts fail.
IMO £420 does not seem that excessive
Ahaha, BEST THREAD EVER!
Lewis, you are most certainly confirming my suspicions that all Audi drivers are top ****s!! 😉
(Im off to wait for the next billy goat to come trap trap trapping over my bridge)
Get a skoda alternator, they are the same as audi so really high quality.
sell it and get a TVR
I think he has gone toupe shopping or to sharpen his sideburn clippers.
OP, get your jellymould round to FRM (Saville Road). They did an alternator for me recently for about £250. It wasn't a TT but alternators in 'normal' cars are not that different. Yeah, Yeah, I know it's a rip snorting, tyre shreddin beast but the alternator isn't gold is it? You won't get a cup of tea of BJ from the receptionist but your dad/mum/brother/you/shell/bp/texaco/esso etc can save some money.
As for the dealer, they charge ~£100 p/h labour. What do you expect? It's not compulsory. I get my motor serviced at [i]that[/i] Audi dealer and it costs about the same as my wife's Ford p/a once you factor in a service every 20k miles (variable servicing) and a free MOT every year.
just end this thread and go get a ****ing life
Excuse me I was actually being helful. Tsssk.
I'm not referring to you, the people who replied to the OP im actually grateful!
It's the people just trying to spark an argument
Mhyah!
So get your car, ring the bloke in FRM and save £200.
And no-one is wanting to argue, just want to point out what a cock you have come across as. Sorry.
and so have you. you haven't answered a single point in the thread just been a tosser mf.
cheers pal i'll give em a ring in the morning, might be worth a try
boom,
they where all silenced -_-
There WAS no point in the original thread so it was actually impossible to answer any. Actually.
lewismorgan I salute you, good work.
there was at least 4 questions in that thread
As I drive an Audi, in some ways I'm very similar to you; yet in so many other ways we're so different.
BTW, my alternator is alternating.
I said no point. There was no point other than your cock-waving about your amazing car that is actually your dad's car.
thats cool
Nearly as cool as your dad's second-hand company car :-p
lewismorgan - Member
boom,
they where all silenced -_-
or maybe everybody got bored and went to bed, I live on the other side of the world so I can still argue for another few hours before I have to go biking!
I too drive an Audi but there the similarity ends because a conceited little willy-waving "my dad's car is better than yours" knobber I am not.
that's funny
at what point did i say my car is better than yours?
apart from the occasion when somebody put it down as an old lump of petrol engine i argued back that it would probably spank his volvo,
that is the only time i bigged it up
Is it true that elderly TT's are a bit errrr crap? I was thinking about one until.....
Routine servicing on Audi variable servicing is cheaper than what Ford or Nissan charge.
Where you'll get mugged is if you want anything else done.
My advice is to find a local garage with good people. You'll dave a fortune and none of these repairs need be included in the service history.
Spongebob. Too true. They wanted £45 for wipers for goodness sake! However only £50 to change the brake fluid. (I know they're not linked - same service that's all 🙂 )
Mine probably costs £100-£150 p/a to service, plus tyres. Cam chain as well so no expensive belts to change.
OP - you need to look at what you have posted and reconsider your opinion on what you have said.
ok thats cool
and cheers guys, thats a good point you raise about not keeping it as a service history. There's a decent one down the road, its just getting it there now its at the audi garage.!
7/10 trolling effort.
As other posters have said, the 2005 TT shares a platform and ancillary parts with thee MkIV Golf. You want to contact German & Swedish or similar. If Audi haven't undertaken the work yet, then there's no obligation for them to, so charge the battery, collect the car and take it elsewhere.
What an utter cock.
And I drive and Audi
And my wife drives an Audi (TT!)
So i know all about utter cocks
And he's one.
Just wondering what kind of world you live in Lewis, especially as your previous thread was on the subject of kicking a driver's car door because he previously drove you off the road ... to which you said:
he stopped, but i just stood there and smiled as he patronisinly tapped my helmet, he didnt look as happy when i said my bike was probably worth more than his car and my cuts would heal but the scrath on his car wouldn't. -_-
it was an old toyota banger!
It's been a while since someone on here spoke as much shit as you. In need of a little attention are we? Troll or no troll, you certainly make it as a new entry straight in at number one on Top of the Cocks. You are to be commended.
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You want to contact German & Swedish or similar
I hear they do a nice line of dvd's 😉
If he's trolling he could do worse than to check out [url= http://www.b3ta.com/talk ]b3ta[/url] for some tips. From the sounds of things he'd be better of with the [url= http://http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post423260#post423289 ]Honda Accord of Justice.[/url]
[edit]German & Swedish make for an interesting line on a credit card statement!
Call it a hairdressers car all you like, but it will most probably spank your car
I've a 20 year old 4wd toyota that will out-perform the 3.2 TT and costs less to service. See you in my exhaust smoke (though I have to admit it is running a bit rich currently so it really is a bit smokey).
<stops biting>
Clearly a great troll though, I'm impressed.
Service? Pah. Just buy a new £500 banger every 2-3 years.
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So how big is MF's penis I just read 4 pages and am none the wiser what car he drives? all I've learned is stuff I already know, dealers are expensive and Audi drivers are cocks
What a waste of my time
Btw I drive a Hyundai if my alternator goes in 5 years it's replaced free of charge under warranty 😉
GUTTED I missed out on this thread til now, has out a smile on my face this has!
Shame, as I actually like the old Audi TT's, and our man here isn't painting a very good picture of the people who drive them! That said, only a cock would buy the 3.2 V6 version, when the 225bhp 1.8T version is lighter, more economical, has the same power to weight ratio as standard and is eminently more tunable! 😉
So how big is MF's penis I just read 4 pages and am none the wiser what car he drives?
What car do you think he drives?
LOL at this thread, must be a troll surely?!?
You bought 6 year old 3.2 TT and want to come on here and brag about it? 😯
Wrong Car!
Wrong engine!
Wrong forum!
I still can't beleive that in all MF's post he hasn't mentioned his wonderful car...! soon to be replaced by a slower, duller, soul destroying car.
P.S. OP just search MF, he mentions his 'wonderful' car - soon to be replaced in just about every post he makes 🙂
Smurfhat's spelling miraculously improved after the initial trolling posts. More identity amnesia!
Shouldn't bite, but go on then.
or do you go on pussy patrols in that old volvo estates of yours
Well no, I don't but 300ish bph against your 250 there's not going to be much in it which would leave me smiling in my 17 year old 'banger' and you a bit miffed I'd guess.
Then, when you pull up behind something like this, you're just going to look daft even trying:
Pussy patrol in a Volvo, seriously? The only car bought on this thread used for posing and cruising around town is yours!
Definitely a good trolling effort, throwing around the my car is faster when plenty of modern diesels are as fast was a good effort!
That volvo is like taking a challenger 2 duck hunting
500bhp in a FWD car? I wonder how useable that is
Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
Time for that self-congratulatory **** you've been promising yourself 🙂
A quick lesson in trolling - it's pretty easy to come across as a cock and start a troll thread - there's no honour in that.
So:
Trolling 1/10
Coming across as a bit of a cock: why don't you give your self marks out of ten for that.
It's a learning experience. There just might be hope for you yet.
soon to be replaced in just about every post he makes
😳
I really am a waffling cockwad I admit it.
[i]Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night[/i]
we were laughing at you, not with you.
Cheers for the laugh guys,
you entertaine dus all night,
and apart from the original post you've been well and trulytrolled!
U iz orsum.
Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?
Does this fall within the definition of the Edinburgh defence?