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I was in the pub with my cousin and his mates last week. They are all in their 20s and we got onto the subject of older women (milfs, I believe is the term).
They are all into older women, as in their late 30s and 40s.
Is this a recent trend or something that is as old as the hills?
They are all into older women, as in their late 30s and 40s
or, as I call them, younger women.
That's not old!
+ 1 🙁
or, as I call them, younger women.
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I dated a woman 17 years older than me. A lot to be said for her being a bit more relaxed, more confident and her kids had grown up and moved out, the age never bothered me one bit.
Hardly new, didn't everyone have a [i]favourite[/i] teacher?
(milfs, I believe is the term).
....also, where I live, an attractive 45 year old woman might well be a ggilf.
or, as I call them, younger women.
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Or, as I call them, much younger women...
Well, older for them, as they are in their 20s.
(Forget about locking up your daughters, lock up your wives is the impression I got). 8)
Hardly new, didn't everyone have a favourite teacher?
Was it always the French "Assistant"?
Anyway I find at my age I'm no longer attracted to older women.
Hardly new, didn't everyone have a favourite teacher?
*sigh* Mr Bell, with his ginger beard and authoritative Maths teaching style. *sigh*
Where do you live? I might send my wife there for a weekend away, she'll soon dissuade them of that idea.
[i]Anyway I find at my age I'm no longer attracted to older women[/i]
It's the zimmer frames and cabbage smells, isn't it.
The idea of the milf is nothing new.
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Admittedly in the film the pursuer was the older woman but it would never have worked if the idea of older woman/younger man was unpalatable to the public.
Another pop culture reference:
She was 31 and I was 17,
I knew nothing about love, she knew everything,
When I saw down beside her on the front porch swing,
And wondered what the coming night would bring.
Bobby Goldsboro, Summer (The First Time)
Does that mean we can have the women in their 20s?
It's the zimmer frames and cabbage smells, isn't it.
If she has a smelly cabbage it's time to move on regardless of her age.
Where do you live? I might send my wife there for a weekend away, she'll soon dissuade them of that idea.
Lol. Well one of his friend's previous conquests was also in the pub that night.
Think Pat Butcher in her prime.
My immediate reaction was, your friend has to go see a psychotherapist.
Think Pat Butcher in her prime
Pat Butcher [i]had[/i] a prime??
(Forget about locking up your daughters, lock up your wives is the impression I got)
It might explain why my other half never gets home from the pub until 3 hours after closing time..
I thought her usual excuse of there being a long queue in the kebab shop was a bit suspicious 😕
her usual excuse of there being [b]a long queue in the kebab shop[/b] was a bit suspicious
Maybe it is a metaphor?
Yeah but WHAT did he meeterphor?
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I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that? I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.
We went back to her place.
We walked in.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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Was it always the French "Assistant"?
Assistante.
😳
Men in their twenties are attracted to anything with a pulse, age isn't a huge deciding factor.
the emphasis in the correct pronunciation of "Assistante" is more appropriate, certainly.
When I was 20 years old i did not mind if they were 18 or 50 as long as i got lucky.
Whilst out on a road ride yesterday, I was pondering this: If a MAMIL is a middle-aged-man-in-lycra... what is a MILF in lycra? Only because there were a fair few out and about yesterday.
Is it MAMILF or MILFIL ... or something else?
(it was a long ride)
what is a MILF in lycra?
A RESULT.
Everyone should do the older woman thing at some point. I was 28, she was 40. It was a very pleasant 6 months.
The problem I find with older women now is that there seems to be fewer of them?
This thread is a mix of amusing and sad.
what is a MILF in lycra?
probably Joanna Lumley
what is a MILF in lycra?
Mrs Stoner.
Reminds me - Don't forget you're due at Specsavers at 5:30pm Stoner
Speak up!
what is a MILF in lycra?
A whole heap of negative publicity if you are thinking of putting them on an advert.
Just thought of another pop culture reference in praise of the older woman that hints towards it not being a new thing.
I see nothing wrong with it.
Mind you, I am a toyboy (not so much 'boy' these days though) with the future Mrs. Pinkster being 19 years older than me.
We've been living together 18 years now and finally get married in March 😀
There we were, me and a few old school mates, early twenties, young dumb and full of the proverbial... Out for the night in Newcastle. "Where next?" ponders one of us, "To the rainbow rooms" yells another "Me brutha reckons its canny good forra laugh" and away we went...
We were like lambs to the slaughter I tell you 😳
"a new thing"
What?!
As long as there have been people to have lustful thoughts, people have been having them.
As long as people have been having lustful thoughts, they have been having them about things you haven't even dreamed of*.
Older women is pretty far down the [descending] list of filth, near, eerm, the bottom.
*See also: Rule 34**
**Don't google that at work
Depends where you work, I guess.
Speaking to a barman in that Canadia about whiskey and he mentioned that one of the first tips he got given when he arrived out there for work was to check for cougar tracks. Being new, he thought they were having him on about wild animals around town. Nope, it's the local phrase for bright lipstick marks on the glasses.
Apparently their glass washer was not up to the task of getting rid of it all the time.
My 31 year old mate told me off for using 'yummy mummies' as a term of reference.
I told him it was the best part about doing the school run and when you were as old as I am, it was a real thing.
Does that mean we can have the women in their 20s?
Not at that age gap, as it normally just makes you are pervy lecherous old barstad.
I spent a very enjoyable 4 or 5 years during my 20s shacking up every off season with a woman some 14 or 15 years older than me.
Luckily there was lots of work nearby and i had a warm bed and a (usually) half naked woman to go home to every evening.
Meant that every spring consisted of a good few kickings until I'd caught up with the training i should have been doing over the winter........
Scarily enough i noticed that she actually retired last year. Which technically means I've done all those (don't ask) things with a pensioner.
Many a naughty summer was spent in the south of france "entertaining" rich bored wives whilst on annual leave 8)
Divorce meant getting to grips with a few of the "yummy mummies" on the school run too 😆
"To the rainbow rooms" yells another
Off-topic, surely?
[quote=Mister P ]Men [s]in their twenties[/s] are attracted to anything with a pulse, age isn't a huge deciding factor.
I'm surprised that needed fixing.
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what is a MILF in lycra?
Mrs Stoner.
Are you sure you wanted to plant that image in the minds of all the chaps on here - or am I the only one who's met her 😳
Well, I’m 45 but can pretend to be 46 if it really helps 😉
(might not be entirely serious here…)
Rachel
I couldn't resist so googled "Mrs Stoner"
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I couldn't resist so googled "Mrs Stoner"
Big hands. That hat doesn't really suit her
the emphasis in the correct pronunciation of "Assistante" is more appropriate, certainly.
Yes of course.
Désolé.
Married a woman 7 years older than me. I sleep with a milf every night.
I sleep with a milf every night
So do I. But we're married with kids, so sleeping is all I get now.
"To the rainbow rooms"
Was that the place above the CoOp?
I think it was Bill Bryson who said something like, "at that age, the only criteria were a pulse and four limbs, and I was willing to compromise on the limbs."
what is a MILF in lycra?A RESULT.
Far too many variables for that to be an absolute.
Hardly new, didn't everyone have a favourite teacher?Was it always the French "Assistant"?
Anyway I find at my age I'm no longer attracted to older women.
Well, she was actually the French teacher, and she was French, and in her very early twenties...
At my age, there are a number of actresses who are older, and attractive, but I've always had younger girlfriends, the last two were around fourteen years younger than me, currently I'm trying to cultivate something deep and meaningful with someone half my age; she's early thirties...
Turner Guy
Masterful!
While I was in my first year at uni, about 19 years old I somehow managed to get in a thing with one of the mature students. She was 44.
I guess there was the novelty about an older woman too, but she was nice.
I'm not the most forward or flirty of folk, so I'm still uncertain how it started, aside from her being one of my flatmates classmates.
It did however end with me leaving out of the window after her husband came home early.
ohh, the fun times...
Was that the place above the CoOp?
Thats the one... I think I was more at home in the Mayfair