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That's not a reason to change the habits of a lifetime and buy it unless I'm being very thick.
If you must, at least have the decency to hide it inside a porn mag.
Are you buying a copy of Mein Kampf with your Mail on Sunday?
The only reason to buy the Daily Heil is if you've run out of toilet paper.
Dafydd beat me to it I was going to go with a "don't tell me they're panic buying loo roll again" style.
I stopped calling it the Daily Heil after I accidentally did so in front of a German friend. I don't think he took it to heart but I was mortified. It's a country I have had many lovely trips too and resolved it did not deserve association with that turgid rag.
^ Daily Bile works pretty much as well
At last – a reason to buy the Mail on Sunday
No. I hope it makes those who do buy it never buy a copy again
That's a lot of people on here doing cold turkey on Monday
A paper say wut.
Chippys are dead! Bog roll is plentiful (despite panic buying morons) and alternative window cleaning media is available.
It is still good for masking paint jobs and soaking up spillage.
During the start of lockdown I had a twitter spat with the editor of the Sunday Express who suggested I was "virtue signalling". I asked him why there were so many unsold copies of his right-wing shit rag in my local Co-Op, that could be repurposed into addressing the bog roll shortage at the time. I also have a worrying theory that some of the Daily Express's readers haven't been lobotomized.
Saw the title thread and thought the Brexity twunts had emptied the shelves of bog roll again. False alarm.
I do think this should be a standard requirement for any apologies and not tuck away a paragraph down the bottom of page 15.
There’s absolutely no reason to buy that horrid rag, unless they decide to enclose envelopes with £20 notes in with every issue, and I’d use the paper to light my garden incinerator.
Suppose you have got to have something to line a cats litter tray.
On another note the complaint handling is nearly word for word what I outlined on this forum years ago. Has somebody been listening? I'm sure they used to get away with pathetic apologies hidden away!
Will they have a wrap around advertising feature covering up their front page?
I also included that eventuality, altering the print run and splitting it into supplements knowing what snides they are!