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[Closed] At last a movie fit to be discussed in the same breath as Sharknado...

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Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre
"When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin."

Genius.

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Posted : 05/06/2019 6:58 pm
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Posted : 05/06/2019 7:26 pm
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This *needs* to be on the Horror Channel soon 🙂


 
Posted : 05/06/2019 7:29 pm
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Bigger budget anything Marvel or DC Comics.


 
Posted : 05/06/2019 7:44 pm
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trouble is sharknado was pretty rubbish at trying to be a cult movie


 
Posted : 05/06/2019 10:29 pm
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No, it was rubbish at being a movie, it was pretty darn good at being a cult, hence all the sequels.


 
Posted : 05/06/2019 11:53 pm
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There's something I can't quite put my finger on it.....


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 12:11 am
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I'm downloading Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre now. I hope its as good as Avalanche Sharks "Avalanche Sharks tells the story of a bikini contest that turns into a horrifying affair when it is hit by a shark avalanche."


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 11:01 am
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How much spare time have you got that you can watch this crud??! 😆


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 11:05 am
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Bigger budget anything Marvel or DC Comics.

Batman: Sharkham Asylum.

The Dark Knight battles the chaos in Gotham caused by a mass breakout from the Asylum for Criminally Insane Sharks....etc

I'd watch that.


 
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How much spare time have you got that you can watch this crud??! 😆

None really, but after the first crap CG monster it's on fast forward until you reach the Bikini bits and it probably takes around 15 minutes for the whole film. I need stuff like this to unwind though.
I spent quite a few hours over the last couple of days producing a pile of brochures and pdf material for a client in the finances business. Last night I got an email at 9pm saying that they'd shown it to Compliance and the whole thing needs to be redone. Why didn't they discuss it with Compliance before giving me the brief?
Grrrr. Need sharks, need bikini coeds, need cheesy dialogue. And coffee.


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 11:18 am
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It's no Iron Sky though, is it?


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 11:19 am
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Perchy, this is for you then:

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/132944-Batman-Villains-Illustrated-As-Cartoon-Sharks


 
Posted : 06/06/2019 11:20 am
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Check out 'Hobo with a Shotgun' with Rutger Hauer - now that's weird!


 
Posted : 07/06/2019 12:23 am
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There is also new film called Megalodon on Netflix, starring Jason Statham. Hard to say how serious effort that as I fast forwarded to shark scenes.


 
Posted : 07/06/2019 6:15 am
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Batman v Shark


 
Posted : 07/06/2019 1:04 pm
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I'm looking forward to Volecano! and Lambslide! later this summer.


 
Posted : 07/06/2019 4:03 pm
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I’m waiting for Shawshark Redemption.


 
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Posted : 08/06/2019 8:11 pm

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