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Then this fireplace was built speshly to annoy people like you. 😆

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Posted : 13/11/2017 1:08 pm
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I'm not... but that just looks rubbish anyway.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:09 pm
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I'm not... but that just looks rubbish anyway.

This


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:10 pm
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What I dislike most about that is the arrangement of bricks directly over the fire, the one vertical and six horizontal ones


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:11 pm
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I'm more annoyed by its shitness than the lack of symmetry.

Now, air vents on a car dashboard that aren't lined up... I could kill over that


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:13 pm
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Yep whole thing looks shit, not just the symmetry, or lack of...


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:15 pm
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For me, I think the bonded brick on one side of the opening, and the stack on the other is the most upsetting.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:16 pm
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What annoys me is people who can't hold a camera level.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:25 pm
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Haha @ hols2

As above, it's just shit

However - my phone when in its car holder being used as a satnav and my dashcam both have to be totally level, otherwise it annoys the hell out of me


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:29 pm
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Built? Are we sure someone didn't just accidentally drop a load of bricks and they happened to land like that?


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:30 pm
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This is one of those occasions when you think "How stupid must that person be, to have got such a long chain of decisions completely and utterly wrong - whilst, at the same time failing to win a Darwin Award?"


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:34 pm
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I'm more upset by the use of the word "speshly" but I have a feeling that was your intent.

Edit - you've also managed to post this in the bike forum. Top effort.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:44 pm
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I think it's alright other than brick colour and salmon colour. Needs more horse brass.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 1:58 pm
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It's like one of those pictures where you have to find 10 things that are different, but in this case it's 10 things about it that are shit.

OP: please tell me you built this.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 2:04 pm
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I can not bar mount a single light, either stem mount or two lights (matching, or course).


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 2:08 pm
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That doesn't bother me in the slightest ..its only a pic ..and I don't have to live with it


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 2:15 pm
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I can not bar mount a single light, either stem mount or two lights (matching, or course).

How do you come with the fast only one side of your bike has drivetrain or brakes?


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 3:17 pm
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Symmetry is not important to me but if it is not symmetrical it MUST accord to the golden ratio. Level / parallel is 100% essential. I had great issues with building my fireplace as the floor is not level at all. so if I made the mantelpiece level it was not parallel to the floor and as for the tiles on the hearth - not parallel to the mantelpiece or nor not aligned with the floor. It nearly drove me bonkers


 
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How do you come with the fast only one side of your bike has drivetrain or brakes?

It makes me twitch, so I mostly ride my lads brakeless balance bike.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 4:46 pm
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[quote=tjagain ]It nearly drove me bonkers

Nearly?


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 4:48 pm
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I think it looks ok; the salmon coloured bit should be painted the same colour as the wall.

I reckon if you'd put a radius instead of a corner on the left of the hearth, it might've been better.

The only bit that looks **** is it's location within the wall; it's too close to that alcovey bit on the left.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 5:38 pm
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Nah the actual fireplace is to far to the right as we look at it.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 7:52 pm
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3 Thule racks on the roof bars, all distances from bar ends must match to within a few mm from each side, with the central point identified by a wee spot of marker pen.....


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 7:58 pm
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Seems reasonable


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 7:59 pm
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I'm failing to see an issue other than there is nothing burning.


 
Posted : 13/11/2017 8:03 pm
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I'm failing to see an issue other than there is nothing burning.

Here you go. 🙂

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Posted : 14/11/2017 9:43 pm
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Perfect 🙂


 
Posted : 14/11/2017 9:47 pm
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You need a big gap on one side for pokers,coal etc.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 1:09 am
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Or is it for a wood pile.Bet it would look good then.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 1:10 am
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The kerb edge mastic seal is way too thick or perhaps you didn't have a "normal" size gun and sealant tube to hand? If so still not forgiven


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 7:57 am
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Was there a cooking range on there originally?


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 9:53 am
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What that fireplace needs is a very big hammer.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 9:53 am
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Please say that was in situ when you moved into the property?

And that the property was;

Cheap.
In a great location.
Near good schools.

Or you're squatting.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 10:15 am
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I'm warming to it.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 1:03 pm
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Symmetry is not important to me but if it is not symmetrical it MUST accord to the golden ratio. Level / parallel is 100% essential.

Neighbours up the road have recently had their front yard paved. Really good job, looks like expensive stuff. However, I live on a hill and it slopes with the road, one end is like four bricks lower than the other. It makes my teeth itch every time I walk past it.

Last week, my next door neighbours did the same thing. The bastards.


 
Posted : 15/11/2017 6:42 pm
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I go out of my way to avoid symmetry. I avoid matching socks, earrings etc.


 
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