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As per title. All the ones we can think of were acceptable at least. Most were pretty good.
There are least 7 leprechaun films. Truly dreadful.
I think there's some dodgy porn ones which are quite tasteless. Apparently.
Fave dwarf scene
..and I thought my thread for assistance in fixing a stapler was pretty random.
The three most recent Star Wars movies and Willow. Willow is shit.
Willow is shit.
Wooooaaaaaah! Look, we've all had a lot to drink, so I'm going to let that shit slide...
I'm out drinking. In Bruges came up. Makes perfect sense.
Face it. Willow. Shit.
yep Willow is total horsepoo
Time Bandits on the other hand...
thread for assistance in fixing a stapler
Sorry, but I'm all about the paperclips these days.
I'm[b] so[/b] over paperclips after finding this little beauty*
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*when faced with stapling 43 pages, it just chomps down and stops, which is problematic to resolve.
You need the staple-less stapler
Top Gun.
Terror in tiny town.
Unbelievably bad.
Bloody dwarves 😉
http://www.****/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html?ito=social-facebook
Oh and the game of thrones dwarf is great
Werner Herzog made an interesting dwarf film
Top Gun.
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This film is great, won the sun dance film festival (reminds me I need to track down a DVD copy)
What an incredibly odd thread (even by stw standards). 😯
In answer to the OP's question. no I only know about the good films not bad.
Speaking of dwarfs... (forgive me for using information from the Daily Express 🙁
[b]Dwarf fouls on council office floor after renovations to his flat left worktops too high[/b]
[i]Ian Salter-Bromley mounted an obscene protest after being given short-shrift by help centre staff over complaints that he could not see over the top of the worktop edge to make his tea.
The 4ft tall man complained that the worktops were way above his eye line but became frustrated when he felt staff at Hull City Council were not taking his complaints seriously.
He said that he could not even see to make a sandwich properly but took his protest to the extreme when asked if he could not stand on a stool.
The fuming 54-year-old marched into the council's offices and exposed himself before squatting in the main reception area and using the floor as a toilet.
Salter-Bromley had already upset staff by calling one man "gay", pulled his arm back as if to punch a female receptionist before telling a shell-shocked Asian man: "You should go back to your own country!"[/i]
Read the full story here
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/518383/Angry-Dwarf-Fouls-Council-Office-Floor-Worktops-Out-Of-Reach
The Freaks (1930s) is pretty well known as a "midget flick"
Not my cup of tea though. The missus watched it years ago and found it ****ing weird.
Harry_the_Spider - MemberFace it. Willow. Shit.
I can see where you went wrong there Harry.
You forgot about the blessed Joanne Whalley:
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There is no such thing as a bad Joanne Whalley film.
Listen to your trousers.
They know the truth.
And 'Freaks' is genius.
It's not weird, it's a brilliant revenge movie where the sideshow performers are the heroes.
Correct the trousers cannot lie
Ankle biters, a truly shite film about midget vamires. The budget is somewhere around a tenner, in monopoly money. Utterly dire.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0wjAf7j6Ig8
Willow is brilliant
Hmm, there might have to be a Warwick Davis exclusion clause.
I thought this thread was about as good a place as any to post this. Made me laugh anyway and proves the Telegragph isn't above some tabloid news coverage.
[url= http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html ]Telegragph Link[/url]
[i]jambalaya[/i]
Brilliant link - banged up by a dwarf Spanish stripper! 🙂
You couldn't make that up
PSA: I was informed recently that the terms "dwarf" and "midget" are now considered offensive and politically incorrect, the term you are looking for is "little people". Passing along for the betterment of the ST establishment.
Top Gun.
😆
Kayak wins the thread.
the term you are looking for is "little people"
I can't approve of Labyrinth’s use of dwarves...
They're at the correct height so any time the camera focuses on their face, bowie's shaft is in full view!
secret agent 3 1/2 featuring weng weng. there's loads of 70's midget exploitation movies out there. 😀
or for your height only