You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more
What you spotted so far?
Not sure on this next one - assume it is
Superbowl have sent me an email suggestion I book in for a few games with their new rugby shaped bowling ball.
https://singletrackmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/new-downcountry-and-trail-bikes-from-last/- those wheels?
https://www.yachtsandyachting.com/news/247594/National-12-Development-of-Results-for-2022
Points to win the race and points for the style. Nice
I can't find the link now but I saw an advert for oval cassettes
I've been asked to add the nearest hospital to the risk & method statement issued for some work we are doing at said hospital 🤔
I saw one for an underground multi-storey car park inside snowdon this morning on face ache
That Starling Book has had some time and thought put behind it!
It’s too commercialised these says. My Facebook page is full of friends doing April Fools on their family, why post that?
https://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/j-shaped-cranks/
I think this got into the wrong thread as well.
Poacher International Scout Jamboree have announced this year's event will be in Lincoln, Australia, not Lincoln, Lincolnshire.
Kids either very excited or terrified of snakes and spiders 😎
Saw one on Twitter this morning which was a life-extension story about fitting turboprops to B52s. Took me a while TBH
There's also a dynamo powered pasty warmer advertised on the audax FB page. I suspect Binners will be gutted when he realises it's April 1st.
Just seen Band of Climbers announce that rim brakes are to be banned on the Stelvio
There’s also a dynamo powered pasty warmer advertised on the audax FB page. I suspect Binners will be gutted when he realises it’s April 1st.
That or rich this time next year when he's turned the joke into a billion dollar reality
DMR deathstick.
Sure i saw a Ribble Unicycle on FB this morning.
Edit: i did! product code: BB4PR1LF001.
They said on the news that energy costs are going up by over 50%
Sure i saw a Ribble Unicycle on FB this morning.
Why would that be weird? A few bike manufactures have made unicycles: Pashley, Onza, Schwinn, Koga

My shower gel was pink paint this morning. 😑
Ten year old lad gets me with something every year.
Spray on wetsuits https://www.scubadivermag.com/innovative-spray-on-latex-wetsuit/?feed_id=2158&fbclid=IwAR3K3kOvo3sI6cGJ628nVBIwKsyFNN5IJf9zqPv6YVbGymticfaUQi8VmqA
Great new navigational aid, Ordnance Survey team begins painting real-life contours on Britain's hills
Can't tell the difference any more, every day it's clownworld headlines
In my local shop

This one from Warner, Pembree & Ride Concepts:
I think the Airfix Lancaster Bomber and the Sandwich crisps could be good sellers for them.
I think the Airfix Lancaster Bomber and the Sandwich crisps could be good sellers for them.
I’ve found myself looking at more and April fools gags and thinking “they should really do that!”.
The Lancaster one would definitely sell. Made me wonder if it actually was an April fool
Flyup417 announced their new private uplift service this morning, which was to rent out a helicopter to take you to the top.
Cant link to FB as im a technical moron.
they've got some "comic" redaction filter on stack overflow, just makes the site ****ing useless to man or beast, it's not even funny or mildly amusing just annoying as ****.
The Lancaster one would definitely sell. Made me wonder if it actually was an April fool
If it is, I don't get it. But then I haven't made a model plane since I was about 13.
I'd like to try that tyre!
Pinkbike have done a cracking one...
https://www.pinkbike.com/news/first-look-kngurus-marsupial-pouch-diy-frame-storage-conversion-kit.html
Best not mention STW's lame effort.
I'm pretty confident the Ribble one is an April fool...
Although perhaps £999 is a good price for a unicycle?
I’m pretty confident the Ribble one is an April fool…
I don't doubt it is. It's just a bit of an odd one as other bike manufacturers make unicycles and a lot of the features they list are actually available (carbon fibre frames, unicycles optimised for climbing, Garmin mounts, lightweight cranks). Plenty of riders do like the sort of high end stuff you find on high end bikes. You can also pay more than £999 although that tends to be for ones with geared hubs
Guildford Dragon has a good one that even the Guildford MP fell for.
(now deleted)
Angela Richardson MP thinks a tunnel should be built under Guildford for the A3 to run through. Clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer
If they had stopped before going on about the mi6 and the unusual named engineer that could have fooled a lot of people
Bier Company almost had me this morning with a text claiming I was a 'Black card' winner. Code was APRILFOOLS spelt backwards. Had my hopes up for a moment!
I thought this was both funny and two fingers up to Scottish government
https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/new-frigate-to-temporarily-assume-ferry-duties-for-scottish-islands/
I think the Airfix Lancaster Bomber and the Sandwich crisps could be good sellers for them.
if you have a product you aren’t sure about, stick the PR out on the 1st April and then if the reaction is negative you can claim aprils fools..
I mean, this was written on April fools, but I’m pretty sure they aren’t joking…
Late (and I think has been done?) but gives me an excuse to post Lock Picking Lawyer's 2022 effort.
New Land Rover Discovery Sports Car edition
A 1/24 scale Lancaster would have a wingspan of over 4 feet (and be nearly 3 feet long) so while I think that some people would absolutely love to have one I imagine that the tooling costs for it would result in a retail price so high that many of those that had the space for one would be unwilling or unable to pay for it.
There was a good one going around the other day, something about a 'climate emergency' and 'net zero' or something. Almost had me going!
