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Leave him alone, it's just guy love...
I can see the attraction. I mean look at him. [i]Hello[/i] Dave. Grrrrr!
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can't say he does it for me 😆
It's only awkward if Dave is ignorant. Whats wrong with making friends? GeeTee - i've done the same thing before and found a legend m8 that i kept bumping into
Phew - mis read that last sentance first time of reading.
Dave, if you're out there, if you can hear me, I just want to say, that I am utterly and morbidly sorry for this terrible misunderstanding. I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Right now where did I put my copy of 'The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde'?
I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Ahhhhh bless their 1st fight.
Well the best part of breaking up is the making up.
That was going alright geetee1972 until that last sentance, you might as well have dressed up as Britany Spears and pranced about Daves office.
Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin 🙂
Dave, if you're out there, if you can hear me, I just want to say, that I am utterly and morbidly sorry for this terrible misunderstanding. I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Step away from the keyboard.
molgrips - Member
Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin
i thought they preferred it the other way round 😕
edit - damn you purist!
Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin
well it's cheating if he takes it anywhere else.
i like the way you've decided to play along geetee.
Does anybody else genuinely want to meet Dave?
it's easy to laugh it off on here but i'd love to see the tension in the air next time they meet on the windswept surrey hills. 🙂
Does anybody else genuinely want to meet Dave?
I think we should, you never know he might be a brute.
Well I reckon it's a good job he rides with us Moles. Imagine how long this thread would have run for if he rode with the Dorking Cocks!
From todays Metro.
You were the kind hearted bloke astride an Orange 5, I was at Peaslake village store eating a banana and smiling innocently, get in touch, perhaps some fudge cake is in the offing?
Nothing like moist fudge cake..
Meanwhile in another part of the Surry Hills Solar System the drama unfolds...
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Super thread a much need laugh, as am nursing a freshly stiched up leg from a spill yesterday -not- in the Surry Hills.
Well I reckon it's a good job he rides with us Moles. Imagine how long this thread would have run for if he rode with the Dorking Cocks!
Who's to say I'm not one of the 'Dorking Cocks'?
it's easy to laugh it off on here but i'd love to see the tension in the air next time they meet on the windswept surrey hills.
Something like this
THAT'S what Dave looks like? I would...
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Top thread - and it's soooo enlightning to see a man who's not scared to make the first move . . . . I hope you find what you're looking for GT.
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Hey, Dave!! Camo-pattern-frame Nicolai... 😉
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Pervert
Has he been in contact yet, geetee?
Do you really think he will?
I don't want to get my hopes up.
I'm so pleased this thread is still going 😀
Does anyone know if Dave actually posts on STW?
come on geetee - don't give up that easily, give it time.
I don't know how to break this to you gently geetee but I spoke to Dave yesterday and he said "but not really my type. A bit too male!" Sorry.
So next time you two meet are you both going to have a good chuckle about this or is it going to be a very uncomfortable silence and not looking at each other?
cracking thread 🙂
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A bit too male
Ah he prefers the effeminate ones. I can handle that.
"I met her in bar down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola, C O L A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola, L O L A Lola.....
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola, L O L A Lola....."
Kick his back door in and paint the curtains white on the way out.
(c) Singletrack World forum
He's going to have to now...
He's just playing hard to get.
Maybe get him some flowers and chocloate?
I'm off sick today and was feeling sorry for myself.
This has cheered me up a wholelot.
PMSL.
Maybe say you not only have a GSOH but you're also solvent, N/S and like theatre and the cinema? 🙂
So next time you two meet are you both going to have a good chuckle about this or is it going to be a very uncomfortable silence and not looking at each other?
What would be really weird is if he has no idea about what's gone on here. I'd then be in a whole world of confusion. I mean how does one go about explaining a thread like this; where do you start?
where do you start?
Er um...... i posted on the internet that i liked you as you were nice and wanted to meet up again "shuffles feet" would be a start
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Oh Dave, you are frightfully lovely.
Just apologise in a butch heterosexual way and have a chuckle about it
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I have slept with him in Wales....Me and 3 others from DOAMTB forum.
You weren't looking for "exclusivity" were you geetee?
Ha ha - just seen this thread.
Believe me - Dave is going to struggle to outrun GT around the Surrey Hills singletrack, so he's going to need other ways of fighting him off!!
You're not going to be able to ride past him without laughing next time you see him. That should freak him out a bit.
Yes Dave, you can run kid, but you can't hide!
You weren't looking for "exclusivity" were you geetee?
I think variety is the spice of life, but I am not going to settle for sloppy seconds.
Me and 3 others from DOAMTB forum.
Forget sloppy seconds, it will be filthy fifths.
And I love how this thread is still going. Although its a different kind of love to the one you and Dave share, geetee.
Where are you Dave . . . . .
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*Makes mental note never to be nice to anyone riding around Surrey Hills singletrack*
*Makes mental note never to be nice to anyone riding around Surrey Hills singletrack*
Yeah, you lend one guy an inner tube, and before you know it, he's got a shrine set up in his garage, and he's trying to track you down over the internet.
this is the singletrack version of the fast shows ted and ralph.
"Dave you really are a super rider"
"Well I don't know about that, sir"
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this is the singletrack version of the fast shows ted and ralph."Dave you really are a super rider"
"Well I don't know about that, sir"
Just spat 7UP all over the keyboard, bloody brilliant 😀
This is a good example of why a chunky, mincing Northerner should never venture South. This would never happen riding in the Peak/s.
Good job you ride and wear camo. 🙂
Oh terrific. If Dave wasn't having enough difficulty dealing with what might be unwanted pubic attention your publically describing me as 'chunky' and 'mincing' (not to mention Northern) are hardly going to rally him to my cause now are they?
Was it really beyond you to use words like 'debonair', 'charming' or 'discrete'?
This would never happen riding in the Peak/s.
I think in fact hardly anything else does happen in the north. Its just that you don't all post about it on the internet.
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Now, if you were a gay mtber, interested in having a dirty weekend of riding (and perhaps some cycling, too), how tempting is that..?
his is the singletrack version of the fast shows ted and ralph."Dave you really are a super rider"
"Well I don't know about that, sir"
Brilliant!!!
I always DID think that "Got to see to the drainage in the lower field" was some sort of euphamism...
BTW2. GeeTee1972 - Orange Cotic Soul? Your bike?
I'm a bit unsure about this as I thought I had the only Orange Soul in the Surrey Hills....
Tiger I only just got mine. After 5 years on a full suss I've just found out that I prefer riding a hard tail.
Apparently it's not the only thing I've recently discovered I prefer.
Is this a current version one? Mines from the 2nd batch I think.
I've just found out that I prefer riding a hard tail........Apparently it's not the only thing I've recently discovered I prefer.
Yes hard tail indeed.
Funniest thread of the summer, so far.
What an excellent thread, has cheered up my boring day no end 😆
Next time I'm out in Surrey I'm....cancel that I'm not going out on the Surrey Hills again.
Believe me - Dave is going to struggle to outrun GT around the Surrey Hills singletrack, so he's going to need other ways of fighting him off!!
HeiHei is an ex and is still trying to get back with me hence the flattery.
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
and I would struggle to stay on him.
Sounds like something you guys will have to work through as a couple.
[i]I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything[/i]
you really aren't helping yourself here..
With your hard tail and his full bounce, it'll all work out well.
wwaswas, thanks for picking up on that one, I'm ashamed to say I missed it myself.
Bunnyhop - Member
With your hard tail and his full bounce, it'll all work out well.
😆
Sat here at work reading through this and having to explain to my collegues why I'm in tears laughing so much at an MTB forum 😆
geetee I've a friend who's just moved to the Surrey area and is looking for like minded guys to ride with. He used to have a Cove S.T.D but decided it would be a bit too much for the area. He's ditched the STD and got himself a Stiffee... can I give him your e-mail address?
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
I'm pleased to see you're finding this as funny as the rest of us. Finbarr Saunders would be proud of you.
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
Tell me the you meant all those double entendres!? frickin high-larious 😆
Apparently Dave is just enquiring today about getting his bikes re-sprayed alternative colours and getting some plastic surgery.
QFT
geetee1972 - MemberOh terrific. If Dave wasn't having enough difficulty dealing with what might be unwanted pubic attention <snip>
I think that given the lack of reply from Dave your [i]pubic[/i] attention is indeed unwanted
Oh lord did I really say 'pubic'? Obviously what I meant to say say was 'public'.
Was it really beyond you to use words like 'debonair', 'charming' or 'discrete'?
sorry - those words still sound gay to me 😛