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Inlaws left some embarrassing reading behind at our house, and I want something to hide it in before I place it in the recycling bin...
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DrP
Just leave them under a hedge in the Cotswolds.
On the two front pages we can see they've covered the Labour party and the BBC. If the the one we can't see is a negative story about the NHS then you've won daily mail bingo.
Careful, Mefty of this parish has expressed admiration for the Daily Heil in the past.
It's best hidden in some specialist pron, the type of which would be a deterrent to most inquisitive eyes.
Can't you use them in your Singletrack-approved wood burner, or are they not artisan enough?
When you burn the mail, you release the xenophobic spirits of right wing backbenchers....
DrP
Can't you use them in your Singletrack-approved wood burner, or are they not artisan enough?
You're not allowed to burn tabloids in the SE, but I believe you are allowed to live under them in the NE.
Chuck us one would you, just about to run out of bog roll...
What? Don't look so surprised! The only time I get to peruse STW these days is sat on the Khazi like many others I'm sure!
The cover promotion is for M&S food, not Waitrose
Controversial....
It's a trick, just look at those tiles and worktop, the're his really!
I've got some vintage Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy and Mayfair. 20-quid the lot, won't separate, I've tried but they just won't....
(Puts that down in "DrP's book of jokes for impromptu stand up routines..")
DrP
I've got some vintage Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy and Mayfair. 20-quid the lot, won't separate, I've tried but they just won't....
no mention of razzle.....i'm ooot!!
I am disapointed by this thread. I was hoping the plan was to return to your inlaws and leave porno mags in their toilets as revenge for cluttering up yours with the DM.
I was hoping the plan was to return to your inlaws and leave porno mags in their toilets as revenge for cluttering up yours with the DM.
Darling, the vicar has been in the lavatory an awfully long time. Do you think he's OK?
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Anyone got any porno mags I could borrow please??
My mom threw away my best one.
Man, Livin' at home is such a drag..... 😉
Careful, Mefty of this parish has expressed admiration for the Daily Heil in the past.
You seem particulary keen to push this. I admit I don't share the puerile disdain that a few on here have for it but I don't admire it, or any newspaper, particularly.
^ ah, the good old crescent ****.
My in laws justify their purchase of both the bloody mail& the express because
"They like the TV guide"!! Wtf.