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Seems you can't start a thread on here without folk flaming/having a go - whether it's that you can't race a road bike with a triple, there's no point in a fat bike if you don't ride it on snow etc, comments invariably made by a magazine-reader/forum-dweller with no experience of the topic in hand.

Why on earth do folk do this, is there any reason other than hating?

I await the inevitable and hilarious from the usual, there's even a prize for the first "suck it up, sugar tits".


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:06 am
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sit down !


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:07 am
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can't even moan properly.....

(I'm sure I can hear Jamie firing up photoshop)

it's also evening here and there is nothing on TV so just browsing the mad people


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:08 am
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Ah the ironing 😉


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:09 am
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What's teh prize? I want to know if it's worth typing out the words "suck it up sugar tits" before I bother.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:09 am
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Agreed (with OP) - it's all riding!


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:10 am
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It's a forum, peope like to give their 2c even if they have no or little experience. We're all arm chair experts. I've had several similar discussions in the real world about racing on triples/compacts/doubles with similar results. A lot is ingrained for what ever reason. Other times its deliberate trolling.


 
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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:14 am
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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:14 am
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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:15 am
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Ignore the flamers??


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:17 am
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Ignore the flamers??

FTFY

wee on [s]Ignore[/s] the flamers??


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:19 am
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I hate it when people are too idle to write so just post memes.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:20 am
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oh you poor thing 🙁


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:26 am
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I'd never call you sugar t1ts,sweet cheeks.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:29 am
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Hadn't noticed it TBH. Perhaps you are spending too much time on here.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:29 am
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The thing I can't stand is when a question is answered right away and then the thread is still going 2-3 pages later! 😕


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:29 am
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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:31 am
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forum clowns?
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Anyone care to name them?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:31 am
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will nobody think of the clowns
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Posted : 07/10/2013 11:35 am
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I'm not sure if I'm sufficiently qualified to post on this topic.
What is the minimum level of knowledge and experience required?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:36 am
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@ brakes. It depends.. can you throw buckets of glitter and pretend to fall over?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:40 am
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I can pretend to throw buckets and fall over glitter.
does that count?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:42 am
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Have you got size 37 feet and a severe hair frizz issues?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:44 am
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[quote=brakes ]I can pretend to throw buckets and fall over glitter.
does that count?

having read of your experiences I feel suitably experienced enough to comment


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:44 am
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Clownist.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:45 am
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Does you car fall apart when you start it up?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:45 am
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every rose has its thorn


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:46 am
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[url= http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/anyone-else-fed-up-of-the-clowns ]www.antiforumclowns.co.uk[/url]


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:48 am
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I for one support the forum clowns, they make the forum come alive under my wheels.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:51 am
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If you think there's trolling here go and check out bike radar. When you come back you will be cured!


 
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Does you car fall apart when you start it up?

Nah that's Molgrips


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 11:51 am
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Aaarrgggggh, the
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Coming from you, that's pretty funny. 🙂

Have you been:
a) Kidnapped by aliens and reprogrammed?
b) Subject to the Ludovico technique?
c) Been born again/washed clean in the blood of the lamb?

Luke 15:7

I say unto you that likewise more joy shall be in Heaven over one sinner that repenteth, than over ninety and nine just persons who need no repentance.


Innit?


 
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Have you got size 37 feet and a severe hair frizz issues?

Yes and yes--what are you trying to say here?


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 12:52 pm
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what a clown does to the other posters on a thread?

(Well worth 30 seconds of your time, even if it is an advert)


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 12:54 pm
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I hate them


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 12:54 pm
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[b]suck it up, sugar tits[/b]

What do I win? 😆


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 12:57 pm
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[i]What do I win?[/i]

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Posted : 07/10/2013 12:59 pm
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Ii think you win a:

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Posted : 07/10/2013 1:12 pm
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As a fully fledged unicycle owner, I feel obliged to stand up for the clowns - given it appears they are totally incapable of standing up all by themselves.


 
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I can't believe your attitude toward clowns! You are being hateful and clownist the lot of you!

You should be reported to the police... withour fail you'll all become clown killers and the police need to know the pattern of your behaviour.

What if your partner or child is a clown, you wouldn't feel the same if it was your own...


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 1:47 pm
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The clown told me it was a cargo bike made of two BSOs and some cutlery BUT I TOUCHED IT AND IT WASN'T!!!! 😥


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 2:16 pm
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Crabon fribe spoon?

Only if you have the full set;
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The clown told me it was a cargo bike made of two BSOs and some cutlery BUT I TOUCHED IT AND IT WASN'T!!!!

😆

Al, cheer up chucklenuts


 
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Posted : 07/10/2013 2:22 pm
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By "clown" I was being kind to my targets - I really mean "sad-loser-online", "prick" or similar.

Liking the CF cutlery, I am thinking of making some for camping.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 5:09 pm
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Never liked them !


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 5:20 pm
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I like those dirty clowns.
Just saying.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 9:00 pm
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Triples, road bike, racing.

Filth.


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 9:07 pm
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Stop it, carbon fibre cutlery and spoons, I need those in my life, I only have carbon fibre with kevlar honeycomb coasters at present on my desk 🙁


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 9:20 pm
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Your average (circus) clown is nowhere near as amusing as some of the wannabee clowns on here.
As I've said before, this site's better than the telly!


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 9:22 pm
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Does you car fall apart when you start it up?
Nah that's Molgrips

Harsh!
True, but harsh. 😆


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 10:03 pm
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and there was me thinking it was yet another thread about 29es riders 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2013 10:13 pm
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Cynic-al, yesterday:

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Posted : 07/10/2013 10:23 pm

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