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....an absolute turd and usually has ideas of grandure while sat upon their latest spec bike that they bought with the proceeds from selling jizz"
I mean who am I to argue
https://www.pinkbike.com/u/alexcgevans/blog/review-orange-stage-6-rs.html
Wow, they've got our number down to a tee.
I guess that is someone that got banned?
I just clicked on an advert for a filing cabinet..
🤦♀️
Grand Ure?
Really big midge?
Oh, and 'jizz' isn't how you spell 'paperclips'.
Just how much jizz would it take?
I normally sell it by the litre.
Too old to be down with Pinkbike.
Jokes on them, as they approach their fortieth year they’ll begin reading threads on here. It won’t be long until they open an account and then we’ll have them forever!
That skeleton masturbating in to a biscuit ton comment makes me feel proud to be a member of this forum
Pretty accurate ..they missed the word " soft " out of the description..but 9/10 for effort ..
can this jizzy turd be polished tho'
Bet they are on here and a regular poster (I have my suspicions) Not sure what it is but people who have an obvious disdain for this place, and the people that post here, keep coming back.
On the one hand its hilarious, on the other hand, a bit tragic.
You can sell jizz?
I liked the “ugly, heavy, expensive, backward, choose four” comment😁
No mention of 'mincer'…?
You can sell jizz?
Yep, guys on Pinkbike pay a small fortune for it as they can't produce their own yet.
You can sell jizz?
You can trade it on the Nad-sack.
🤣
In answer to the OP, very very very patient and possibly too loyal.
BTW, I skim read the linked article and found no derogatory comments towards STW, has it been edited, or have I perchance missed something from another thread I have yet to get to.
Which with the speed the forum pages load and the text to appear in the box while I type this, could take some time... 😉
I'm a middle class whiney cockbag and proud of it!
It's in the comments section, below the review. Maybe the poster was one of the classifieds-only rogue traders who've been chased from this site?
skeleton masturbating in to a biscuit ton
Halloween themed bake-off Show Stopper? Surely though Ton would normally be sculpted in the medium of pie rather than biscuit
Anyway. I'm off for a Holywood Handshake.
You're thinking of the Great British Wake Off.
I've clearly been selling my jizz too cheaply. Grrr.
can’t be arsed with PB forums, bit to ‘Hollywood’ for my liking.
I'm more shocked that folk would pay almost £6k for an Orange
I’m more shocked that folk would pay almost £6k for an Orange
That's only 4 litres of jizz on PB.
Why is there no jizz for sale section in our super new classifieds?
I guess that is someone that got banned?
Oh no, I think many of us who post on here think the same.
Why is there no jizz for sale section in our super new classifieds?
It's in the Premium members only Classifieds. You can buy a whole selection from STW towers there too...
That frame! Hell's teeth, it looks like it was buit by a teenager as a welding evening class project.
Top marks to Orange though for building it in the UK and sticking to their own design philospohy - or is it because they don't have the cash to spend on developing a newer design? As somebody writes in the comments, it would be interesting to see it reviewed by a non-British reviewer.
Superstar sell the best jizz, apparently.
Superstar sell the best jizz, apparently.
No it's oooh-er-bike stuff.
As somebody writes in the comments, it would be interesting to see it reviewed by a non-British reviewer.
Seth's bike hacks had a Four (on loan/review?) last year I think. Good but not amazing (from somebody who does actually say when stuff is shite).
Likewise, BKXC had a Stage 4 loaner for his British trip, I think, did a variety of bike park and big mountain days, and liked it a lot.
Jizz discussions aside. How sloppy is the welding on that frame!
I criticised the welding on Orange frames on a Pinkbike article and endured endless abuse and criticism 😂
Guess they are hand welded rather than done by a robot on a production line?
Just a thought.
Maybe that's even part of the brand image.. the frames are quite rugged looking anyway some proper uneven looking welds just ads to the brand image..?
Any one who reads singletrack forum is….probably tossing it off at work? not me though just going out to supervise concrete pour again 🙂
Slight thread hi jack but... For sale; One jam jar of jizz. Has been kept refrigerated. £20. Willing to split, happy to post.
Unless I'm mistaken, which is entirely possible of course, didn't someone spot this on PB some years ago and we all discussed it on here?
Or is this a second dissin' that we're getting?
I don’t understand.
I have a white orange if it helps.
I normally sell it by the litre.
I find that difficult to swallow
🤮please.......it’s breakfast time.
I find that difficult to swallow
🙂 Good work that man
just going out to supervise concrete pour
Euphemism of the week right there, ladies and gentlemen.
Damn, I could have been a millionaire but blew it.