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Met a girl a month ago to the day, dinner and a few dates/overnight stays and all good. Nice Christmas (and for my recent birthday) presents exchanged, all good.

Now it turns out she is in a panic to have babies and i've had the snip 12 years ago. Now I knew this wasn't going to be a sustainable arrangement but after four weeks of dating arranging to view a new place to live, asking when i'm having my reversal done (that I must pay for) and reading scriptures to me from the bible last night over the phone is perhaps the final straw for me with online dating.

Its a jungle out there!


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:23 pm
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Just do it, what could possibly go wrong?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:29 pm
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Dating has always been a combination of luck and a bit of a numbers game. T’internet just makes it more so. End it nicely and move on. You could use the info below

FWIW reversing the snip after 10 years is usually pointless, yoir count won’t recover/return even if the reversal is successful. You can have sperm removed surgically either via a syringe or more invasively with a scalpel to the testicle. Dont ask me how I know all this 😯

Which passages by the way, genuinely curious ? 😉


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:29 pm
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Which passages by the way, genuinely curious

Whoa, that's way too much information 😯


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:31 pm
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Reading scriptures?! phew lucky escape mate.
Is she fit?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:37 pm
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Does anyone actually meet their life partner on Tinder?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 1:38 pm
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How old is she? 35 is when the panic button is often pressed.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 3:53 pm
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Does anyone actually meet their life partner on Tinder?

I’m marrying a girl I met on tinder...

I’ll keep an eye out for any ancient texts though, just in case. Does game of thrones count?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 3:56 pm
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I met my wife on Tinder.

That caused a big argument.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 3:58 pm
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Coke and hookers. It's safer and probably cheaper in the long run.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:01 pm
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Which passages by the way, genuinely curious

Isaiah 1:31 The mighty man will become tinder and his work a spark; both will burn together, with no one to quench the fire.”

Happy to help. 🙂


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:01 pm
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Maybe SHE had the lucky escape?

Happy new year PC 😉


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:11 pm
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LOL @ this lot on here. Yes she was fit 😯


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:13 pm
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Just do it, what could possibly go wrong?

Hahaha


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:14 pm
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How old is she? 35 is when the panic button is often pressed.

37


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:15 pm
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I've got a few days free if you need someone to distract her 😉

(Yes I waited until you confirmed she was fit)


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:16 pm
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Try grindr, much less likely to meet someone wanting babies on there.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:18 pm
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Lots of good advice as usual!


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:21 pm
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I can provide seed via my own applicator


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:25 pm
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I’ve had a couple proper tinder experiences recently. First one was a nice but crazed French woman who decided to straddle me in a very conservative gastropub and simulate very enthusiasticly what she was going to do once we’d left. This was at around 2pm on a Sunday. Surrounded by folk out for a bit of lunch. Being British of course no-one actually said anything, it did go a bit quiet though 😆

The second was an object lesson in understanding modern abbreviations. All I will say is it’s lucky that I asked the right questions before retiring to my house...now I know what a TV girl is 😯


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:26 pm
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All I can say is I’m glad I’m not single anymore.

Firstly, I’m fugly as hell and ‘personality’ doesn’t get you a swipe, secondly when it comes to ‘the mental’ it’s better the devil you know I guess.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:26 pm
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OP - run for the hills and when you get there don’t look back


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:36 pm
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Coke and hookers. It's safer and [s]probably[/s] cheaper in the long run.

i have fixed this for you , i know a man who has done the calculations in excel , worked for cosworth engineering , definitely wasnt balgging it

Does anyone actually meet their life partner on Tinder?

Tinder for mayfly's now theres an idea

scripture says, the coming of tender chapter 1 , we shall flea to the sea where we shall remain till mans reign is over


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:40 pm
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now I know what a TV girl is

I like watching television series as well, got her number?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:40 pm
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I thought Tinder was just for getting your back wheels in. Didn't know people found life partners off it.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:40 pm
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thread useless w/o pics. etc.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:52 pm
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Met my fiancée on Tinder, it’s pretty simple to figure out whether people are after a relationship or not on there.

Met more crazies on POF for sure.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:54 pm
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I met my wife on Tinder.

That caused a big argument.

Ignored by the majority but quietly appreciated by me.

All I can say is I’m glad I’m not single anymore.

Firstly, I’m fugly as hell and ‘personality’ doesn’t get you a swipe, secondly when it comes to ‘the mental’ it’s better the devil you know I guess.

Totally my position. Apart from the fact I have no personality in real life as well.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:55 pm
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Same as above... anything that starts with filtering by looks is never going to be good for me.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:59 pm
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Thank you, one person.

French woman ... simulate very enthusiasticly what she was going to do once we’d left

Have you still got her number?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 4:59 pm
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Louise?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 5:02 pm
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Yes she was fit

Pictures or we dont believe you


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 5:22 pm
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I met my wife on Tinder.
That caused a big argument.

Penny just dropped 😀


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 6:13 pm
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is she a 'Louise' ?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 6:31 pm
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If she's fit though, play it along for a few more weeks and get your fill.
Didn't she let on she was a bible basher earlier?
Honestly that'd be a red flag right there.
If it were me I'd have to wind her up and start chanting satanic verses at the moment of pleasure. or something.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 6:57 pm
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"Cougar - Moderator
I met my wife on Tinder.

That caused a big argument."

Only just read the thread thank you for my best laugh of the day.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 7:04 pm
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If, after a month of dating, overnight stays, Christmas, etc you haven't found out that your potential partner is a religious nutcase, then maybe the problem is.... you..?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:05 pm
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Only just read the thread thank you for my best laugh of the day.

(-: welcome.


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:14 pm
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but after four weeks of dating arranging to view a new place to live, asking when i'm having my reversal done
4 WEEKS and you are there already. Is that normal?


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:17 pm
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Is it possible to use Tinder without being on Facebook?

Yours,

Desperateto Findanuttygirl


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:22 pm
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As of fairly recently you can sign up with a phone number.

I'm glad I'm not alone in meeting the odd spesh


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:24 pm
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I'm glad I'm not alone in meeting the odd spesh

I’ve been living with a Louise for 7 years now.......


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 8:39 pm
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oh sh1t poor you

I managed 12 months and it was horrifying


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:12 pm
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She can't be that religious if she’s shagging like crazy before marriage people she has met on a dating app like Tinder. Just sayin’

Some quality puns earlier


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:20 pm
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getting your back wheels in

That's my laugh of the day


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:35 pm
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'getting your back wheels in' absolute gold!


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:44 pm
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I managed 12 months and it was horrifying

do tell....


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:45 pm
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[b]“The Lord will give you prosperity in the land he swore to your ancestors to give you, blessing you with many children, numerous livestock, and abundant crops” – Deuteronomy 28:11[/b]

If she quoted the above she could be loaded too mate.

You never see a poor farmer.

And you will have many children..... many, many children...


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:48 pm
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Aye up Pete 😆


 
Posted : 27/12/2017 9:54 pm

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