[Closed] Anniversary Games - Denise Lewis

She does have a thing about dwarves- I hear she likes to throw javelins at them.

Indeed, she has the look of an Angel.
A very, very attractive one at that.

However, she's a Tory, so therefore completely off limits.
Even imaginary ones.
Stand down, muddydwarf 🙁

Anyway, imagine she's recently changed her views on monetary policy. 😀

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Top half- ok. But is the bottom bit painted on too??

Top half- ok. But is the bottom bit painted on too??

MS Painted on, by the look of it.

I've always fancied her. I would imagine that makes me a little odd or something.

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Er, I think it's the old Total Sport bodypaint picture.

The bottom half isn't the same as the original TS pic though - she appears to have been airbrushed, Barbie style to avoid any suggestion that she may possess genitalia.

samuri - Member

I've always fancied her. I would imagine that makes me a little odd or something.

She's got action man's pants on in that shot.

I've always fancied her. I would imagine that makes me a little odd or something.

As per Rusty Spanner...erm....why?

[i]Eh?
Constantly voted one of the most attractive women in the UK - why would finding her attractive be odd? [/i]

What with all the muscles and everything. I've expressed this view before on here about finding athletic women attractive, nay, even slightly muscular women attractive and at least at least one STWer spat on me.

Silly person then, muscles are hawt. I have a bit of a climber shoulders thing, mmmmmmmm shoulders.

...at least at least one STWer spat on me.

On STW, that is a sign of affection.

*gobs on Samuri*

I agree. I really fancy Venus Williams and Mel B too. OOOHHH that was so good to get out although I've realised that sounds more like a black muscular woman fetish but I don't care.

Not a fan of Robert Crumb, by any chance, Samuri?

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Denis Lewis is gorgeous, Grace Jones is scary !

I think this song is about getting rear ended...

[i]Not a fan of Robert Crumb, by any chance, Samuri?[/i]

I am now.

In my single days there was a very short list of women I [b]didn't[/b] fancy.

The Queen Mum was on there along with Cilla Black, Dierdre Barlow, Anne Leslie and a certain ex female Prime Minister.

Everyone else?
I'd at least have a think about it. 😀

A gift for you Samuri...Rutina Wesley.

That is all.

Everyone else?

We need to get some ladies posting which men they wouldn't want pulling up to their bumpers, otherwise I feel this thread will get shot down.

Oh dear.

I feel we may be skipping hand in hand down objectification street. 😐

[i]Rutina Wesley.[/i]

Lordy. Yes please.

I do of course, know where this originates. You see, I spent two years living in a hotel in Liverpool. The gym in the basement had this wonderful girl working there. A denise lookalike if there ever was one. Except she had a boob job. I lusted for weeks and then just asked her out.

We spent some time together. I loved her stomach, it was hard and rippled. She loved to play fight and was very strong. I'd be lying if I said at sometimes, I was struggling a bit. But she was lots of fun and sex was great.

Sadly she was too fitness orientated. Drinking beer was not authorised. Neither was eating cheese or just sitting about doing nothing. Sod that.