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Check out the Home Counties: [url= http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/10770443.Bottle_of_wine_stolen_from_Hazlemere_home/ ]Terrifying![/url]


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 4:44 pm
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One bottle of wine!

That place must be like Sandford from Hot Fuz!


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 4:53 pm
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"File photo" 🙂 just in case the reader didn't know what a bottle of wine looked like!!


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:20 pm
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Oh, take the piss if you like, but

PC Richard Whitcombe said: “This is not an isolated incident in this area.

😯


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:26 pm
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Bloody hell! A hotbed of ne'er-do-well's, there. I'm surprised there aren't vigilante groups roaming the streets armed with baseball bats and pickaxe handles.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:27 pm
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What a bunch of winers.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:29 pm
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Exactly, they need better [i]sec[/i]urity.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:31 pm
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It's time those varmints knew that there's a new shiraz in town


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:36 pm
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Nah they're quite a cru - nobody's going to scare them off


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:51 pm
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They're heading one way and one way only- straight to the State [i]Pinot[/i]entiary!


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:55 pm
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Could set up some sort of fire based security system. That way a crook might get charred on a vital body part.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 5:56 pm
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Those residents certainly don't wanted to be taking any more crap- they've had shat enough already


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 6:15 pm
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Apparently, police are looking for a blue nun.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 6:28 pm
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I remember a time when you could leave your front door unlocked and the local bobby did his beat at night with a whistle and a torch. Shocking.


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 6:53 pm
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The offenders escaped up Jacob`s Creek apparently they were found hiding out in the Black Tower on Blossom Hill


 
Posted : 31/10/2013 7:00 pm

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