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Holy Mary mother of jesus, joseph, angels and the three kings! And for that matter, the wee donkey! Wow. Done. A birthday party for my 8 yo, with about 18 x 7 ish yos. Wow.
We did the right thing, primed with fizz and sugar, hyped to the max, and then sent them home.
I'm now home and finishing all the cava we had for for parents...all... every bottle,
with my incredible wife.
Wow.
We are up again in 2 weeks.... the 6yo has a party for about 25 😳
Sit back, enjoy and admire your work
All around the vicinity young kids will be arriving home to unsuspecting parents absolutely off their nappers on sweet sugary lovliness
In ten years time (which will arrive in what seems like about 3 weeks) you’ll be able to sit back and marvel at the ability of 18 year olds to drink you under the table and stay up all night, while suspecting the additives they’re enhanced on is probably a bit more than sugar 😂
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Do you now regret not booking the circle of hell that is a soft play centre?
I hope you sent all the darlings home with extra bags of sugar to enhance their bouncing 😉
Good work on the sugar shortly before leaving but unless you included a whistle or a similar in the party bag then you've failed at the final hurdle.
I remember picking my son up from a kids party and then heading straight to Heathrow to collect somebody while my son was off his head on sugar blasting the whistle at full volume. After asking a few times to please stop doing that the whistle went out the window on the M4.
We did the right thing, primed with fizz and sugar, hyped to the max, and then sent them home.
There's a Scout group nearby who thinks you would make an excellent leader 👏 😉
Hehe! I was overruled on the whistle, my wife isn't mean enough.
Thankfully i came down off my stress hormone fueled drinking in plenty of time to drink lots of water last night so feeling, generally ok today.
We have the local softplay booked for 2 weeks time and the just turned 6yos belated party. Yesterday was more effort, church hall, a private zoo (big up to Ben at spirit of the wild, and his amazing animals! Anyone in London, essex and nearby after some children's entertainment he is superb.) We fed them the usual party food and sent them home happy. Wife and i are very pleased it went well, and pleased it's over 🤣
And breathe! Round 2 done! 25 X 6 yos at the local softplay for daughter #2's birthday. It went well and they all had a good time, but I hope not to do that again for a good few years!
Unfortunately sugary tartrazine enhanced orange squash is no longer easily available. I'm a 90's parent and this was the weapon of choice in such situations.
One of the mums said to me, 'They should sleep well tonight. ' to which I replied, 'don't worry, we are doing our best to pump them full of sugar' 🤣